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    Default Cow crap in burgers

    So someone told me they saw on some movie or some shit that there's a lot of cow shit in the meat for fast food burgers.

    Anyone confirm this?
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    i highly doubt it. dont believe everything you read/watch.
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    mmm...burgers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    mmm...Cowcrap...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    mmm...Cowcrap...
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    It's cow pie you ignoramus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    mmm...Cowcrap...
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    It's cow pie you ignoramus.
    It's cow patty you dolt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    mmm...Cowcrap...
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    It's cow pie you ignoramus.
    It's cow patty you dolt.
    Maybe in hick town, you hick.
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    Anderson (to Rudy): How…could cow manure get into the meat?

    Rudy (to Rita): Mr. Anderson here would like to know if the meat over there is clean. He wants to know how cow manure could ever possibly wind up in his hamburger.

    Rita (to Anderson): Well, there’s lots of ways. My brother used to work at the gut table…and, you know, they have to pull out the intestines and the stomachs…and they just don’t have enough time to do it right. The line is moving too fast. So when they are pulling the guts out - and they make a mistake - all the poop and stuff just pours out all over the meat.

    Anderson: Okay, okay, okay…all right. But, really, how often does that happen?

    Rita: Everyday…anything else you want to know?

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    LOL that movie was one of the worst I've ever seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    LOL that movie was one of the worst I've ever seen.
    lol i haven't seen it but i guess i'm going to continue being a consumer of cow turds

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