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    Default ftr drama supreme

    so im on lifetilt because all these fish who think they are the next gp333 keep sucking out on me, so i quit playing holdem and lukie and i decide to play some limi omaha hilo. lukie runs sick hot even though half the time he cant read his hand ("lol gabe, i was just bluffing but i had a straight!!"). he is up about 40bb at 15/30. he starts talking shit about how i have bad game selection because i am playing him headsup. i tell him that we should play higher (30/60) but he refuses. he is up 1200 and then tells me he doesnt have enough on his full tilt account to play (he has at least 1800). i tell him im leaving the 15/30 table and to follow me to the 30 60, but he just gets off full tilt.

    i think he is being a life nit and pulling a bitch move simultaneously.

    everyone here is invited to hate on him in this thread. best hateration gets $50 on stars.
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    Lukie is tighter than gabe's anus
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    g1u: just so i get this right
    g1u: whats the reason you didnt play me?
    LuKie StyLe 3: wtf u wouldnt play me
    LuKie StyLe 3: i just didnt want to move up
    LuKie StyLe 3: my god get your story straight


    so apparently im the one who was afraid of him because i wouldnt play the lower limits with him
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    this schtick gets old man.
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    next up: euphoricism hater thread
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    gabe is telling a very 1-sided version of the story.

    First we were playing 10/20 and 5/10 omaha8 hu on pokerstars, but people kept coming. Eventually when we couldn't settle in on a HU game, we decided to play on FTP.

    We start off playing some 5/10 over there. I run hot, then run cold, and we're about even. I say we should move up. To 15/30 we go!

    I proceed to utterly rape gabe. Like seriously, it was gross. I got up 1k+ real quick.

    It's VERY obvious to me that gabe is on super tilt, and I know he has lost a large chunk of his BR lately. There is just no way he has an edge in this game, in my very humble opinion. Not in his current state.

    He says that he's leaving for 30/60 and to follow him. I say no. He sits out and I leave. Seriously I don't want to take another couple K off him because he will feel that.

    He gets on AIM and starts bitching at me, pretending that I hit and run him even though HE sat out JUST because I wouldn't follow him. Whatever, I tell him that I will continue playing 15/30 but no higher. I even sit at the table, tell him, and wait for him. He never shows up.

    He posts a lame 1-sided story on FTR instead (at my urging of course mwahahhahaha ).

    the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    this schtick gets old man.
    he's still one of my best friends and we're talking friendly on AIM right now!
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    we all know what "talking friendly" means
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    wildbob is pretty cool
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    we just flipped 4 times for $600 and split, i won 1st and 3rd and got 2 outed on the river on the 4th hyachachach
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    Lukie is so broke, they have a telethon in Africa to raise money for HIS broke ass!
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    Lukie's mom is so busted she got fired from a blow-job.
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    Also, did this story really need to have a second-side that was almost exactly like the first?

    When Lukie pokes his ugly head out the window he gets fined for public indecency.
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    Lukie is so ugly, they moved halloween to his birthday.
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    my shit is strong, son.
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    quit being a baby
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    I'd prbly let my friends try to get their money back though, at least he did 4 flips with you.
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    {NSFW link}

    http://lukie.has-a-small-penis.com/

    'nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    {NSFW link}

    http://lukie.has-a-small-penis.com/

    'nuff said.
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    lol wtf made you think that a link marked with NSFW and the word "small penis" in it would somehow actually be SFW?

    Silly rabbit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    lol wtf made you think that a link marked with NSFW and the word "small penis" in it would somehow actually be SFW?

    Silly rabbit.
    I thought it would be like that lukie.justgotowned.com site!!! With a slide show and funny song and maybe boobies!
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    Small penises > songs and boobies. Oh wait...
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I thought it would be like that lukie.justgotowned.com site!!! With a slide show and funny song and maybe boobies!
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (")_(")
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Lukie is tighter than gabe's anus
    Well that still leaves plenty of room to play a LAGG game.
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    lukie got fired from the sperm bank ..for drinking on the job
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    U G L Y lukie's got no alibi he's ugly.

    Y L G U lukie's ugly backwards too - he's ugly.

    M A M A how you think he got that way? His mama, yah yah his mama.

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    wow chard i like that
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    just middle finger muff that victim next time you see his bitch ass face to face.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Lukie's mom is so busted she got fired from a blow-job.
    this is the funniest mama joke i have heard in a long time - hahaha
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    i'm only here for the $50
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    best hate on gabe gets $51
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    Can't do it. I would need atleast a hundo to start ripping on gabe.
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