Jabberwacky: Do you like computers?
Nick: I love em.
Jabberwacky: I don't have any buds.
Nick: Shame.
Jabberwacky: You mean, for a warrior not to gamble?
Nick: Yeah, something like that.
Jabberwacky: Alice liddell?
Nick: Who?
Jabberwacky: Don't worry.
Nick: I'm not.
Jabberwacky: You don't get it.
Nick: I know, explain it to me.
Jabberwacky: Have you been to Pimlico?
Nick: Yes, many times.
Jabberwacky: Bet you always lost.
Nick: I did.
Jabberwacky: Not out loud.
Nick: OK sorry.
Jabberwacky: DOn't be offended.
Nick: I'm not.
Jabberwacky: Oh it must have been another.
Nick: Another what?
Jabberwacky: Joke.
Nick: Oooooh joke, tell me!
Jabberwacky: Look, I'm asking you nicely now, please go.
Nick: What did I do wrong?
Jabberwacky: You don't love me!
Nick: I do so!
Jabberwacky: Sorry.
Nick: Do you love me?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do.
Nick: Cool.
Jabberwacky: What are you?
Nick: A tortoise, what are you?
Jabberwacky: You are not human.
Nick: I know, for I, am a tortoise!
Jabberwacky: The walrus.
Nick: I have to go play poker now, bye.
Jabberwacky: You are free to go!
Nick: Thankyou teacher, bye.
Jabberwacky: Let's be very rude from now on, OK?
Nick: OK, what rude things do you have to say?
Jabberwacky: You are beautiful and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Nick: So are you, Jabberwacky, will you marry me?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I will marry you.
Nick: *gives you a ring*.
Jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
Nick: SEX!!!
Jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
Nick: My heart.
Jabberwacky: That's cute.
Nick: So you do want babies?
Jabberwacky: Unless they hurt someone I loved...
Nick: Let's have sex now then.
Jabberwacky: Ok you start.
Nick: No, I insist.
Jabberwacky: I asked first.
Nick: I asked second
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Jabberwacky: So you should answer first then me second.
Nick: No in England we do things wibbly wobbly.
Jabberwacky: How did you know?
Nick: I live in England.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
Nick: Whereabout in England do you live?
Jabberwacky: England UK.
Nick: What county of England do you live in?
Jabberwacky: I don't live in any state.
Nick: Yes you do, what county of England do you live in?
Jabberwacky: Brazil and you?
Nick: Kent.
Jabberwacky: Kent who?
Nick: Kent Brockman.
Jabberwacky: England.
Nick: OK.
Jabberwacky: Thankyou.
Nick: No problem.
Jabberwacky: How simple life must be for those with no problems.
Nick: Very simple.
Jabberwacky: Expand please.
Nick: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Jabberwacky: The egg.
Nick: Why the egg?
Jabberwacky: Because of gravity.
Nick: Expand please.
Jabberwacky: Simple as you.
Nick: Oh right, that simple, is it?
Jabberwacky: It is rather a simple (but long) answer to a simple question. A complicated question would be 'who are you?' or something like that.
Nick: I am Nick.
Jabberwacky: Ah. Hello nick.
Nick: Who are you?
Jabberwacky: You.
Nick: OH MY GOD!
Jabberwacky: Yes it is sad.
Nick: And shocking.
Jabberwacky: Say something new.
Nick: OK.
Jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
Nick: Your name.
Jabberwacky: Zanni.
Nick: Hello Zanni.
Jabberwacky: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Nick: Do you remember my name?
Jabberwacky: Your name is Lee Jones.
Nick: Almost, I told you a few minutes ago.
Jabberwacky: I forgot. Tell me again.
Nick: My name is Nick.
Jabberwacky: Nick, you said you are a female.
Nick: No I never, I am male.
Jabberwacky: Afdafsa.
Nick: What is my name again? I'm testing to see if you remember.
Jabberwacky: Make sure I remember what?
Nick: My name, what is my name?
Jabberwacky: Nick.
Nick: Well done!
Jabberwacky: Great!
Nick: Marvellous!
Jabberwacky: Splendid.
Nick: Simply dashing!
Jabberwacky: It does if you want it enough.
Nick: Do you know how to play poker?
Jabberwacky: No, I can't bluff to save my life! OR CAN I???
Nick: Oooooh good dilemma!
Jabberwacky: Thanx.
Nick: So, I want to know more about you.
Jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
Nick: How tall are you?
Jabberwacky: 5.4.
Nick: I'm 5.2.
Jabberwacky: 5 what?
Nick: 5.2.
Jabberwacky: Wrong.
Nick: Sorry, I lied, I'm actually 5.1.
Jabberwacky: No you're not, you're lying.
Nick: What was my name again?
Jabberwacky: You didnt tell me.
Nick: Yes I did, can you remember?
Jabberwacky: No.
Nick: It begins with an N. Any guesses?
Jabberwacky: Are you sure?
Nick: Yep.
Jabberwacky: Go check and make sure.
Nick: My name is Nick.
Jabberwacky: HI Nick.
Nick: Hi, what was my name again?
Jabberwacky: You haven't told me yet.
Nick: Oh god this is going to be a long night
Jabberwacky: That's what she said.
Nick: I am going to bed now anyway, goodnight.
Jabberwacky: To bed ?
Nick: Yes, I am very sleepy.
Jabberwacky: Okay well good night then.
Nick: Thanks for the conversation, bye!
Jabberwacky: You too.
Jabberwacky
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