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  1. 11-01-2006 02:21 PM #1
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    Default Highschool Slut? (NSFW)

    Who was your highschool slut, and what was her nickname. What gave her the reputation?

    Mine was Allison Scamparino, and we called her Allison "Skank"arino. She had nice boobs, and we all felt them.

    One time I was hanging out at a buddies house who lived in the same apartment complex. I was walking and ran into her. We talked for a minute and she says "Hey, can you walk me home?". I'm like "Sure". I walk her home and she asks me to come inside. The minute I walk in the door she wips her shirt off, and her mother comes home at that instant. She's like "What the fuck is going on here!". I ran out the back sliding glass door and into the woods behind her house.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Like I mentioned in another post. Smelly Shelly. She lived with her mom who was never home. You could go to her house without a phone call or even talking to her for weeks, Just get a little drunk, head over there any time of day or night. She was always available. minimal conversation too. Bonus.
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    Default Re: Highschool Slut? (NSFW)

    High school? High school ended like 7+ years ago. I can't even remember the names of my friends from high school; no way am I going to remember the name of the school slut.
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    Default Re: Highschool Slut? (NSFW)

    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    High school? High school ended like 7+ years ago. I can't even remember the names of my friends from high school; no way am I going to remember the name of the school slut.
    LOL at too many drugs. I graduated 12 years ago, and remember it like yesterday. Don't go sour grapes on me because the school slut wouldn't bang you.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  7. 11-01-2006 05:49 PM #7
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    nearly 4000 kids in my highschool, too man bust downs to mention..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Joanna Christensen aka "Ho"anna.....She was giving blowjobs in eighth grade...you can imagine how highscool went.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    Nicole 'PoHoTaTo' Dogledogle. She was a Ho, shaped like a Potato. She got boned outside of a classroom in the bushes in 7th grade.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    Nicole 'PoHoTaTo' Dogledogle. She was a Ho, shaped like a Potato. She got boned outside of a classroom in the bushes in 7th grade.
    good stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    Nicole 'PoHoTaTo' Dogledogle
    is the last name for real?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Why is this labeled nsfw?
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    I was expecting something hot or sexy or maybe a slutty picture?
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    MY roomate freshmen year was watching some amatuer pornstar get rammed by some dude on his computer while rolling on the floor laughing. When he was finally calm, I asked him why the fuck he was laughing so hard, it's just porn. He goes dude, that slut sat next to me in history class. I knew that whore would be a porn star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    Nicole 'PoHoTaTo' Dogledogle
    is the last name for real?

    You think I can make stuff like that up?
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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    This thread is worthless without pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    TTIWWP
    This thread is worthless without pics
    I concur. We might as well abuse the <NSFW> tag.

    oh what the hell, I'll start.

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    I knew of the highschool slut but didn't know her in the way that you guys seem to... this makes me unhappy.
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    our high school slut was one of my best friends sisters, s0 i missed out.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    our high school slut was my first...which i am not proud of...did her the second time i met her, though she told me the night we first hung out that she was pissed we didn't do it...wow i was too desperate back then
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    I thought I was in love with the first whore I ever met. I was pretty dissapointed when she started banging all my friends, but hey, what are friends for right?

    From that day on I decided to treat a whore like the whore she is.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    I thought I was in love with the first whore I ever met. I was pretty dissapointed when she started banging all my friends, but hey, what are friends for right?

    From that day on I decided to treat a whore like the whore she is.
    I don't believe any of your stories because your a comedy writer. Just FYI
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    her name IS deleen. actually she´s in the local highschool while i´m in college. i dont know if she has a nickname, she´s the "one drink" girl. if you do her well, she will even wash your dishes
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