Imma smash my truck up

[Kpederson]

Imma take my truck out today for a spin, i aint driven it for a week and it needed clearin out and chit.
I been drinkin all day, whisky and gin and deicided to just go round the forrest tracks near my shack.
Imma get on a strate bit of road when a big ddeer comes out of a cleaaring, i avvoided it but smashed my truck into a tree, imma had to leave it there and run back to my shack, imma got a badly bruised leg/
If the cops caught me in it imma get a ticket for dui.
What should i do?
should i go down there when its dark and set fire to it and phone up in the monring sayin someones stolen it?
or shall i admit to the cops that i did it?
imma confussed please help me

[Lukie]

{Locked}

In the highly unlikely event that you aren't a troll, you still make FTR look bad. It's getting old, dude. Whoever you are.

[gabe]

lukie is cold

[vqc]

in after the lock!