Hi nice to meet you let's be friends

[AAnalTTorture]

Hi. I'm AAnalTTorture. This is the first time I've posted on FTR in all of eternity. I would've posted earlier but I was intimidated by the atmosphere of the forums. I am terrible at poker. However I am quite good at craps and bingo.
Please welcome me into your midst and nurture me and care for me because I am a lonely old man who is deficient in Vitamin Love right now. I wish Xianti was here with me right now, holding me tight and whispering bad beats into my ear while he caresses my grey hair and lets me try on his blue helmet. Please don't leave me.

[LimpinAintEZ]

why are these guys unable to leave FTR? Do we have nothing but manic/depressives that subscribe to FTR? I mean we have all these guys that get THEMSELVES banned, then they always come back under different aliases....if you like us so much, why did you leave in the first place? I mean, i have no clue which one this is, but im guessing its PO$$E$$ED????

[thenonsequitur]

Nah, PO$$E$$ED would have called himself ANAL$ODOMY. I think it's Muxy.

[bigred]

gg muxy

[Irisheyes]

However I am quite good at craps and bingo.

nice.

[LimpinAintEZ]

but this AAnal guy also went and bumped PO$$E$$ED's favorite thread-STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS - i don't remember mux being on that one....

[thenonsequitur]

but this AAnal guy also went and bumped PO$$E$$ED's favorite thread-STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS - i don't remember mux being on that one....

Good read, sir. I believe you're correct.

[Xianti]

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