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  • Pleasantly plump.

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  • I could stand to lose a few.

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  1. #1
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    Default How fat are you?

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    I was 5'11 270 a few months ago. I'm now 5'11 230. I'm aiming for 6'3 200.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I was 5'11 270 a few months ago. I'm now 5'11 230. I'm aiming for 6'3 200.

    -'rilla
    Damn 'rilla. Good work. Keep it up.
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    I was 5'10" 205lbs 5 months ago....

    Now im 5'10 160lbs. Its amazing how having a boat makes you loose weight.
    Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I was 5'11 270 a few months ago. I'm now 5'11 230. I'm aiming for 6'3 200.

    -'rilla
    When she said you need four more inches if you want to get with her, I don't think that's what she meant.
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  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I was 5'11 270 a few months ago. I'm now 5'11 230. I'm aiming for 6'3 200.

    -'rilla
    When she said you need four more inches if you want to get with her, I don't think that's what she meant.
    Zing!
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    Ok strangebird... You've mentioned your boat a few times now. What you get? When you get it? When am I going out on it?
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    I myself have not even broken 130 again since I broke my leg but this reminds me of last night poker action in vegas. This old moron kept bitchin he could see anyones cards that stayed in to the river no matter the position - well someone didnt want to show - the dealer took his cards out of the muck and showed.

    Then they all start bitchin at each other hardcore then the guy that started the whole thing and was wrong says - "lose some weight u fat mother fucker" then it got all messed up and the guy was ejected from the casino for about 30 seconds until he started bitchin hardcore again and they let him stay if he didnt open his mouth again. Whats funny is the guy who called the other one fat was actually bigger so it really made no sense.

    The guy was pretty much an idiot the whole time and cracked my AA all in pre with 77 when he flopped quads too and then was rubbin it in hardcore acting like he made the right play and that AA always gets cracked. I didnt say a word as usual but would have liked to blast him in the face like you know who did just to shut his ass up.
    Boondock the Bot-Slayer

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  11. #11
    5'5 or 5'6
    130 Pounds

    I pwnt all.
  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    5'5 or 5'6
    130 Pounds

    I pwnt all.
    man u fat mofo - im 2 inches taller than u and weigh less
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  13. #13
    6'3", 250

    I will crush you.
  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Ok strangebird... You've mentioned your boat a few times now. What you get? When you get it? When am I going out on it?
    That Boat is what kept me away from poker all summer.
    I got an o5 Searay 280 Sundancer. Come down to Chicago anytime between may 15th and october 15th for a ride.

    Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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    5'6 and 91 lbs.

    All of you are fat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    5'6 and 91 lbs.

    All of you are fat!
    Fat lazy americans
    Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    5'6 and 91 lbs.

    All of you are fat!
    Holy hell man..EAT

    Your bmi (yeah I hate BMI but sometimes its useful) is 14.7

    Underweight starts at 18

    Oh yeah.. I'm 6'3 190 lbs or so. After christmas I will most likely be 100kg (220 lbs) though. I love gingerbread and julmust!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    5'6 and 91 lbs.

    All of you are fat!
    Holy hell man..EAT

    Your bmi (yeah I hate BMI but sometimes its useful) is 14.7

    Underweight starts at 18
    Rock on rehabilitation!
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    5'11" - 140 pounds
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    i need to hit 140 or 145
    gotta work out more.
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    man its obvious u guys just dont play sport
    5'6 185 pounds
    jesus get to the gym or sommet u twigs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    man its obvious u guys just dont play sport
    5'6 185 pounds
    jesus get to the gym or sommet u twigs!
    Obese
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    5'10 ~154lb

    Nice av ake. Its great the way he can balance on his toes like that.
  25. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    man its obvious u guys just dont play sport
    5'6 185 pounds
    jesus get to the gym or sommet u twigs!
    brazillian jiujitsu & MMA > any other sport
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    hockey is second place.

    but thats a idfferent topic =D
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  28. #28
    5'9 130lbs
    i was up around 138 or so but then i got lazy and stopped going to the gym. new year's resolution i guess
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  29. #29
    6-2, 212 lbs. I lift/run all the time, so it's good weight.


  30. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    5'9 130lbs
    i was up around 138 or so but then i got lazy and stopped going to the gym. new year's resolution i guess
    You do know that 'going to the gym' has nothing to do with out much you weight, right? I think you got lazy and stopped eating
  31. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    Quote Originally Posted by daluchy
    5'9 130lbs
    i was up around 138 or so but then i got lazy and stopped going to the gym. new year's resolution i guess
    You do know that 'going to the gym' has nothing to do with out much you weight, right? I think you got lazy and stopped eating
    Yeah, but not going to the gym is part of it. All of that physical activity from going to the gym makes you active and want to eat.

    Now I don't do anything and don't eat alot just because I don't have to.
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  32. #32
    6'1 210 trying ot get to my weight when I played hockey about 190 I was in real good shape then now I got a tummy been trying to go the the gym every other day since I am at Uni now and the gym is a 10 minute walk I have no excuse.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  33. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by strangebird
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Ok strangebird... You've mentioned your boat a few times now. What you get? When you get it? When am I going out on it?
    That Boat is what kept me away from poker all summer.
    I got an o5 Searay 280 Sundancer. Come down to Chicago anytime between may 15th and october 15th for a ride.

    woah! how did I miss this... I didnt know you where from chicago first of all, and second when do I get to go out on the boat? Im up in evanston... too cold now, but maybe next summer, Ill buy the beer...
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    btw Im 5'11 or 6'0 and too skinny to post lol.. I try to gain weight by just eating but I cant, and Im too lazy to work out. I wanna get up to like 140 - 145.. thats still thin for ~6' but I dont mind being skinny, but my doctor said as of now, if I lost 5 lbs he would be convinced I was anoerexic or beliemic ... So its rare, but weight problems go both ways (not talking about eating disorders) my metabolism is jsut TOO fast...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    5'11 165lbs
  36. #36
    6'3 - 180 lbs
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    btw Im 5'11 or 6'0 and too skinny to post lol.. I try to gain weight by just eating but I cant, and Im too lazy to work out. I wanna get up to like 140 - 145.. thats still thin for ~6' but I dont mind being skinny, but my doctor said as of now, if I lost 5 lbs he would be convinced I was anoerexic or beliemic ... So its rare, but weight problems go both ways (not talking about eating disorders) my metabolism is jsut TOO fast...
    Eat more. I've talked to countless people who say they eat 'a ton', and they can't gain weight because of their fast metabolism.

    Trust me, eat more, and you will gain weight. Try to eat a clean 6 meals a day, but eat a LOT. You may have to bump it up to 4-5k calories a day to put on any appreciable weight. Whether you have that kind of determination is up to you though.
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    Yeha, I'm with Lukie here.. I have a fast metabolism aswell but I still gain weight right now. People think they eat alot cause they eat one or two big meals a day, but this doesn't add up to alot of calories.

    And IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
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    nice avatar ake

    Your gf? LOL

    Boost, eat!

    what is for example 5'11 165lbs in metric system?
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    5'10 165..

    id say perfect weight would be 155, but whatever.
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    brazillian jiujitsu & MMA > any other sport
    Quoted for fact.

    6ft 260

    I'm > than *
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    6-1, 190. I want to lose about 10 lbs after the holidays, cause my arms are skinny but my stomach is getting fat. It looks goofy as hell. Plus I'm a squadron PT leader, so I can't afford to be out of shape when the weather gets nice again.
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    6'4" 220 lbs. Decent build, but all this poker has given me a nice spare tire. Need to get back on the B-Ball court or start boxing again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by strangebird
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Ok strangebird... You've mentioned your boat a few times now. What you get? When you get it? When am I going out on it?
    That Boat is what kept me away from poker all summer.
    I got an o5 Searay 280 Sundancer. Come down to Chicago anytime between may 15th and october 15th for a ride.

    woah! how did I miss this... I didnt know you where from chicago first of all, and second when do I get to go out on the boat? Im up in evanston... too cold now, but maybe next summer, Ill buy the beer...
    A-Town WEST SIDE. I'm from Aurora next to Hollywood Casino. I'd invite you all to play but I wouldn't want to take your $$.


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    6"1'' 180 ..its more than I have ever weighed..thanks to poker mostly..lol
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    6'0'' 160. Jeez I now I think I am fat compared to some of you lightweights.
  47. #47
    5'11'' 220 6% body muscle.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    6'2 - 260

    Thick build from genetics (Thanks Dad! ) but still got an extra 30 that I don't need to have. Considering I was 187 as a Sophomore in High School, I think I'm doing just fine. 4 years ago, I did the 'healthy lifestyle' thing and got into bodybuilding. Went nuts with it and hit 208 as my lowest lean weight @ 12% Bodyfat. I was told that I looked undernourished and underweight. Moved to Vegas, worked in a few bars and nightclubs and started playing poker. All down hill from there.... I'm told that I wear it well though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by strangebird
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Ok strangebird... You've mentioned your boat a few times now. What you get? When you get it? When am I going out on it?
    That Boat is what kept me away from poker all summer.
    I got an o5 Searay 280 Sundancer. Come down to Chicago anytime between may 15th and october 15th for a ride.

    woah! how did I miss this... I didnt know you where from chicago first of all, and second when do I get to go out on the boat? Im up in evanston... too cold now, but maybe next summer, Ill buy the beer...
    Sounds good!! I'll be on the boat every weekend. And next season they plan on adding high speed wifi internet at the habor. Playing poker with a view!!
    Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    A-Town WEST SIDE. I'm from Aurora next to Hollywood Casino. I'd invite you all to play but I wouldn't want to take your $$.
    I used to spend 5 days a week at the hollywood casino back when i was young, dumb, and unemployed!!!
    Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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  51. #51
    6 ft. 1 in.
    165 lbs.
    <------That was my chemistry prof.
  52. #52
    Ok now I really need to lose 30lbs(at around 215 now) and get back into shape like I was when I played hockey.

    Today we were studying chem and a girl was looking thru my wallet and shes like whoa "Zach you used to be skinny" Now I feel like a total lard ass.


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  53. #53
    4 ft 8
    361.2lbs

    By the way, I never eat, I'm just big boned. Right??
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    5'9, 180lbs, and i am guessing my bodyfat is on the low side.

    and, i do not buy that skinny people can't gain weight. I would seriously offer money to a skinny person who said they just couldn't gain weight who kept track of their diet for a month and they actually ate like 2200 calories or more.
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    this is shallow and tasteless i vote for a lock.
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    little self-conscious?
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Alright we'll put it to a vote.

    Lock, y/n?
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    n

    Voting closed
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    no lock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    no lock.
    you are a little behind the times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    no lock.
    you are a little behind the times.
    by 30 minutes...wah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    5'6 and 91 lbs.

    All of you are fat!
    good god man

    i heard english food was bad but thats ridiculous
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    5'6 and 91 lbs.

    All of you are fat!
    good god man

    i heard english food was bad but thats ridiculous
    Cultural BURN
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    I guess I really don't like this thread. Is it really so hard to believe a poker player that is in shape? Why must we all be fat because we post at ftr?
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    6'0 185... trying to bulk up to 200.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    I guess I really don't like this thread. Is it really so hard to believe a poker player that is in shape? Why must we all be fat because we post at ftr?
    Since I started this thread, perhaps I should repsond:

    I am fat. Most Americans are fat. Most Internet users are fat. Nearly all American internet users are fat.

    "We thought you was a toad!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    I guess I really don't like this thread. Is it really so hard to believe a poker player that is in shape? Why must we all be fat because we post at ftr?
    Since I started this thread, perhaps I should repsond:

    I am fat. Most Americans are big boned. Most Internet users are big boned. Nearly all American internet users are big boned.

    It's not our fault!!!
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