Men are from mars women are from......

[Muxy]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

[STIdrivr]

LOL

[a500lbgorilla]

Women are the rubix cube of life. All different colors.. and in a cube that you have to shift around forever and never get to line up quite right so you just smash the thing and reasssemble it as a finished monotone sided cube. That's woman alright...

-'rilla

[LeFou]

I've had pretty good luck just peeling off the stickers and putting 'em on different places.

[boost]

hhhhhhhhollly shit.. taht was the funniest post in a long long time... wow... WOW!!!!

[Aces]

ROFL...good one mux

[ilikeaces86]

I hope you have a stong forearm. Cause your gonna be using it a lot for the next few weeks.

[Aces]

I hope you have a stong forearm. Cause your gonna be using it a lot for the next few weeks.

nh

[jmontis]

Hah, way to go man, I can't believe she had the nerve to ask for a tennis bracelet when she isn't even acting like YOUR woman in the bedroom, that's a load of bs.

I'm glad you had the backbone to do that, she is fucking with your head for sure.

Haha, that's funny stuff.

[lolzzz_321]

Muxxy is in HS? y/n

[LeFou]

um ... Muxxy is it time to come clean, maybe? This story sounds vaguely familiar.

[Muxy]

I didnt post this as a personal story it is a joke on the inter-web!

[DoGGz]

what is even better is that people didn't see that it was a

JOKE

and thought muxy himself would have the balls to do something fun like this.

[bigred]

gg entensity.net

[Trikflow77]

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings.

I bet it was walmart............

[boost]

trik haha

yah I figured it was just a joke, the wording was too good to be written as an acount of something that happened the other day. Just seemed well scripted and what not.. also muxy aint that old..

[Tim Vecchioni]

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

[Miffed22001]

I dont have this problem with my woman
I wonder why?

Muxy you are obviously short of something you filth
:P