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    Default Just saying hi.

    Hi, I am new to the boards. I am
    a homegame and brick and mortar
    player. I play online occasionally
    but never for real money. Just too
    much of a hassle with my bank
    refusing to send money to online
    gaming sites.
    Ok so enough of that. I will be
    playing in my first tournament
    next month at Turningstone as part
    of the Empire State Poker Champion-
    ships. Wish me luck.
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    welcome to FTR!

    have u tried sending money to NETeller? it is not an online gaming site. it is an e-wallet, like paypal. your bank doesn't know what you're using the money for. it could be ebay for all they know.

    once your money is in NETeller, it is incredibly simple to move it from NETeller to any gaming site. i started with $50 last august and have basically never made another deposit.

    ChezJ
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    Why is my post in such a narrow column? Because I am using a crappy text only browser at work.
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    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    We write in prose.
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    Good luck for the tourney
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    details on buyin/structure of the TS tourney plz.

    if its any good ill be there.
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    Welcome to FTR, DaXen!
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    Do we get banned for writing in narrow columns now?

    hmmm
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    Rilla just needs a reason to post, he likes busting peoples balls and increasing his post count.
    Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
    <Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
    <Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by ihategnomes
    Rilla just needs a reason to post, he likes busting peoples balls and increasing his post count.
    Especially in forums were posts don't count to post count.

    I love just spinnin my wheels.

    -'rilla
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    Assuming rilla types at 60 words per minute...

    He has 4564 posts at 43 words on average per post giving a total of 196252 words posted total. With our assumption of 60 words per minute, that is 3271 minutes he has spent, or roughly 2.27 days wasted JUST typing in posts for this forum. GG post whores.
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    nh
    Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
    <Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
    <Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by iwa
    Assuming rilla types at 60 words per minute...

    He has 4564 posts at 43 words on average per post giving a total of 196252 words posted total. With our assumption of 60 words per minute, that is 3271 minutes he has spent, or roughly 2.27 days wasted JUST typing in posts for this forum. GG post whores.
    Spread over a year. You probably masturbate for twice as long each year.

    -'rilla
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    Nice try, if I didn't have a girlfriend, I would probably agree with you though bud ... but now we know what you waste a week of your year doing, posting and beating your monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iwa
    Nice try, if I didn't have a girlfriend, I would probably agree with you though bud ... but now we know what you waste a week of your year doing, posting and beating your monkey.
    You have 51 others. (weeks not monkeys)

    -'rilla
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    Yeah, your avatar definately makes up for it too.

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