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Tbf that seems like one of those light-hearted* local news stories that gets written to fill up space and it's pretty bleak.

*spell check is telling me hearted is incorrect?

Make sure you don't get mugged.

And think how attractive that makes you to other women.

[/sarcasm]

All worked out well in the end.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2v154if.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbNGJgrCUAATiJ1.jpg

That's not funny either.

Surely more holes would be cheaper?