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http://imgur.com/hwOpLzV


IDK why this wont embed with the img tags, but imgur's been ... not good to me lately.

Just say what you see, Jack.

Who let you in here?

I thought sangria was wine + brandy + fruit.

Seems scandalous to sell it at 5.5%.

Do you not use proof in the UK?
Proof is double the % alcohol by volume.
E.g. 5.5% alcohol = 11 proof

Sorry so late, but Bellagio has nice seats.

All else is pretty equal unless you want to play locals... in which case, go to a local casino off the strip.

I hardly ever drink (maybe 2-5 times a year), and yet, I totally agree with this.

Reading this page from the bottom up isn't bad.

Are there any peeps in tha house?

Me and the misses gonna watch "Ferris Beuller's Day Off" for old time's sake.
(OMG! She aint seent it.*)

*That's what I get for cradle robbing.

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OK, I give up... what're you talking about with "threw 180". My first guess was bowling, but I'm not certain.

I assure you I was quite hammered when I posted that.

Do you really think this is my level of prank? That'd be a pretty amateur troll, even for a monkey.

I heard today that the popularity of tea in asian cultures can be traced back to this period. They were accidentally killing off the harmful microbes by boiling the water before drinking it.

Human life expectancy was halved or worse by the rise of cities and "civilization".

There is rising fossil evidence of humans living 60+ years prior to the neolithic age.

The paradigm of human...

Why is Joe Rogan so captivating? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?

EDIT: Why is that drunk Irish guy quoting a drunk American guy?

Talents can't be wasted, silly.

What are you on about?

Never fool yourself into thinking that you're wasting time
for surely, old man time is wasting you.
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I got it.

It's light rum

in dark rum

in whatever rum is left

drinunken!

Now taking suggestions for the holiday drink:
Drinunkin

Should be a drink in a drink in a drink to go with a nice terducken.

I'm thinking a shot glass in a highball in a pint.
Any better...

You were provoked.

Yeah, but if there's blood on it, is it still girly?

It's only called chemistry because physics is bored with it.

Wait... you're a catholic priest, then? At least wear the outfit if you want to get the the nestling part.

Remember I did you a solid on this one.

Just a heads up: Proof is a measure of alcohol content per volume.

If you pour 1 cup of 100% alcohol into 1 cup of water, you have ~1.5 cups of ~67% alcohol (by volume). This means that the proof...

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Dad's not gonna appreciate that!
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'cause the title change inspired me to drink tonight (It's been a couple of months, just for perspective on my habits), and my beverage of choice was...

Spontaneous typo tilt... for a sec. currently untilted, and mildly amused