wow, wuf.. I threw up hands up in disgusts and vowed that I would not watch another fucking episode of this piece of shit show. But if that guy really writes these summaries for each ep, it may be worth it to keep going just for the luls.

Oskar, I'm not sure what you're smoking, but this show is truly awful. Besides the zombie makeup/cg, everything is awful. I was trying to brainstorm the hallmarks of a solid quality zombie flick, and I just wasn't sure what that list would look like-- but one thing I did know, Walking Dead has none of those hallmarks. I don't know what it is.. but I have never once been on the edge of my seat.. And I mean, seriously, what the fuck is up with the Burger King Kid's Club cast? Kid's should be some of the first to die, and if they are survivors they should be hardened, dark, angry, little fucks, not innocent little bundles of sunshine who sit around ready to serve up a big dose of cuteness relief. I just-- I'm just baffled that this shit got the green light in the first place. Here's a pitch of the century, "Ok, so we are going to take a gratuitously violent sub-genre that resonates with the male 12-30 demographic, and get this, we'll have a cast and writing that appeals to the family values crowd. Think Dawn of the Dead meets 7th Heaven, how can we go wrong?!"


p.s. fuck that deer scene, and fuck that little button nosed product of Generically Cute Industries LLC.