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    I've heard this joke somewhere and it was hilarious, I only remember the punchline, but it hangs on the details. I've been trying to recreate it, I hope it works.
    I think it works best with a kind of Norm Macdonald delivery.

    So there's these two bachellors sharing an appartement. One goes to the other: I know this new game. It's called 'hide the banana'.
    The other one asks: What is that game?
    He says: You go stand over there with your face to the wall. You take off your pants and count down from ten. While you do that, I am going to hide a banana
    somewhere in this room. After you have conted down from ten, you turn around and search the banana. If you find the banana, you can fuck me up the ass.
    I'll hide it behind the couch.
    Last edited by oskar; 01-10-2012 at 04:00 AM.
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