So it looks like my wife and I are hitting some parties this weekend as Jesus and Satans daughter. I have about a three week beard going and Jesus length hair so it's a pretty easy deal.

Anybody know any funny Jesus one liners I can use as I blaspheme my way through the night? I already have; "My dad's gonna crucify me for this" and the one about the blonde that walked into the church cause she heard there was a guy in there that was hung like this (arms stretched out).