Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
Recite the following joke:

"Ok, two penguins are in a bathtub. A REEEDDD bathtub. And one says to the other, "Will you please pass the soap, the DIIAALL soap." And the other one says, "What do you think I look like, an accordion?".

Then chortle to yourself... When next to no one laughs... say "Oh, that din't go quite right. let me give it another go." Then recite the joke again with extra emphasis on the words RED and DIAL. Keep thinking of excuses to tell the joke again... see how many times you can tell it before you get booed off the stage.
LOL