Hi everyone. The goal of this operation is to crush Rush poker at nosepick stakes, that would be NL10 RUSH. In the process I will try to insult myself as much as possible to induce better play, but also wont hesitate to spare any donks dumb or even dumber then me. All comments and death threats welcome, along with some constructive commenting of my bad play.

So, to summarize goals:

1. Earn 50BI bankroll for NL25 = 1250$
2. Stop doing stupid stuff
3. Stop tilting forever
4. Stop throwing my mouse around and hitting wall with a fist in case number 3 fails.


Okay, now, as a great man once said: "Lets send them home on their bicycle."