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[LuckySlevin]

Happy birthday Carl!!!!!!

Do you play much online poker? Or mainly live?

[givememyleg]

sup ls. i only play live a few times per month, so i would only really call it a hobby. i also only have a few hundred dollars online, so i rarely have been playing anything.

it's 7pm right now. i plan to be blackout drunk by 9pm. READY GO.

[givememyleg]

5 shots down. that's ~1 every 6 minutes. i'm behind pace, need to pick this shit up.

[bikes]

5 shots down. that's ~1 every 6 minutes. i'm behind pace, need to pick this shit up.

o.O

[givememyleg]

sup bicycles

way behind pace now....

[givememyleg]

out of bed at 4pm today. was a "bit" hungover. didn't do much today, just lounged around, played the weekly home game, and decided to wait until Monday to do everything. sounds like a good idea now, but i won't like monday. bye!

[kiwiMark]

sweeeeet doesn't even matter that I was a bit late then.

[givememyleg]

it's monday. nuff said.

bye.

[kmind]

flip?

[givememyleg]

sup kmizzle. nah the roll can't handle any degen flips right now. but i'll holla at you when i'm on tilt.

[bigspenda73]

[donkbee]

omg no december updates yet gmml what happened to you???

[givememyleg]

so true.

i've been dead. i think i would have a much easier time updating if my life wasn't so boring. seems kind of pointless updating here when i haven't left my house, and sometimes, haven't even left my bed all day.

an interesting thing did happen to me today though. yesterday i drank 2 Tilt's, they're energy drinks + alcohol, some nasty blue liquid that got me really drunk after 1 and obliterated after 2. so today i go to do my business on the toilet, wipe (while sitting down ldo, f all you standers), and notice the tp is covered in green. wtf?! i get up and look at my work, and i made the most beautiful, artistic green-glowing shit you have ever seen. my shit was bright green. both times today. can't say iv'e ever done that before.

best was i went to flush, it clogged up, and the water looked like a green smoothie. mmmmm. those tilt's can't be healthy.

bye.

[kiwiMark]

I approve of this post

[BooG690]

an interesting thing did happen to me today though. yesterday i drank 2 Tilt's, they're energy drinks + alcohol, some nasty blue liquid that got me really drunk after 1 and obliterated after 2. so today i go to do my business on the toilet, wipe (while sitting down ldo, f all you standers), and notice the tp is covered in green. wtf?! i get up and look at my work, and i made the most beautiful, artistic green-glowing shit you have ever seen. my shit was bright green. both times today. can't say iv'e ever done that before.

best was i went to flush, it clogged up, and the water looked like a green smoothie. mmmmm. those tilt's can't be healthy.

bye.

pics or gtfo

[givememyleg]

pics or gtfo

here you go, merry christmas.




happy friday yal!

[kmind]

Mr. Hanky!

[givememyleg]

i fucking love food. kind of baked right now. noming on some pizza and pasta. i will eat all the fucking pasta in the world. but probably not all the pizza, i would expect there to be more pizza than pasta in the world, so if i had to bet, i would bet on pizza. but i'm bad at this sort of thing, i lost a ton in vegas setting lines. fucki can't believe i missed 2010 ftr vegas because of a god damned ear infection. it sounds like the worst excuse ever. it really does. but my doc said my ear could explode if i got on a plane. i guess i made the more intelligent decision, but it left a scar, maybe not as bad of a scar as an exploding ear, but a scar nonetheless. i'm tired.

bye.

[donkbee]

it's ok, vegas 2011 is gonna be epic because COURTIEBEE WILL BE THERE

[kmind]

gotta be more pasta

[givememyleg]

it's ok, vegas 2011 is gonna be epic because COURTIEBEE WILL BE THERE

probably as likely as galapogos, right?

[donkbee]

HOW INSULTING

[givememyleg]

HOW INSULTING

i know, right? it's like he's from canada.

[givememyleg]

gotta be more pasta

ya, you're probably right. in fact, if there is ever an over/under bet or i set a line, it's usually better to take the exact opposite of me. i such a fish.

it's monday, and i woke up at 5am. it's weird because the past 2 days i slept until 5pm. sometimes i just wakeup wide awake at like 5-6am, maybe it's my body's way of telling me "stop doing this stupid shit and sleep normal." anyway, i feel good and plan to stay up until tonight.

my pc died over a month ago now and i've just let it sit here collecting dust... maybe i'll try and fix that today. i also need to get my car fixed, it might just need a jump... but i can't get the hood open. will attempt to get it open again today.

bye.

[givememyleg]

"Technology = society's gas pedal. Government = brake pedal. Religion = flat tire."

just thought it was a good quote!

[BennyLaRue]

gotta be more pasta

Ya, there's no Chinese pizza.

[givememyleg]

damn azns.

[donkbee]

come on carl what happened to your updates? this is supposed to be the new carl with good habits!

[givememyleg]

"this is the new carl? same as the old carl." - norman chad

[bigspenda73]

"did you hear I get married and divorced a lot" - norman chad

[givememyleg]

holy shit we got like 3 feet of snow so far this weekend and it keeps coming. winter storm warning suggests another 10+ inches by monday morning. snowblower went busto too, so gotta do it the old fashioned way. i guess this will count as my workout for today.

PZ

[givememyleg]

Local forecast, Current conditions: Light snow/Windy, 15ºF, Feels like -5ºF. Wind From NNE at 30mph gusting to 44mph

Yep, it's winter. Some of the snow drifts by my house are up to my neck. This shall be fun.

[givememyleg]

SUP GUYS

[daven]

last night i had a dream that i stole hulk hogans iphone, and he was super pissed. he kept calling me up and asking if i knew anything about it, but i said i didn't. i was creeping through his iphone photos and there was a bunch of photos of him doing bdsm with a skinny chick with massively fake tits. i guess he didn't want them to leak.

but in order for me to look at his pics i had to climb a mountain behind 2 houses and the trail was trecherous. at the top there were a bunch of goats all tied up trying to eat the iphone, which made it even harder. eventually hulk found out that i did in fact have his iphone, but he was cool with it and said i could keep it for another day if i wanted. nice guy.
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awesome - keep on dreaming dude!~

[givememyleg]

hope yal had a good christmas. mine went like this - woke up at 8am, baked cookies cuz i'm cool like that, went to christmas lunch w wifes fam, came home and napped until 6pm. then around 7 we had to leave to go pick up the brother-in-law/wife from the airport in green bay, which is like 3.5 hours away. why they didn't fly closer, i don't know. well, about an hour from our house i start to get incredibly painful stomach cramps. we're 20 miles from civilization and that's when it hits me - i'm not going to make it. so i had 2 choices, in my pants in the car, or on the side of the highway. i scream to the wife, she pulls over, i run out of the car into the ditch. snow is up to my knees. i get behind a tree and do my thang. ass is freezing, feet are wet, ass explosion commences, but soon stomach relieved. thank god we had toilet paper in the car.

i get back in the car and about 10 minutes later i realize this wasn't a one time thing. she speeds to town, and i run into a hotel, and again, do my business. i decide to get a hotel room for the night because there was no way i would make it in a car for 6+ hours. so i spent then next 4 hours in a hotel room, on the toilet with the worst stomach pains of my life. was a christmas full of many wipes and flushes. just thankful i could see the tv from the john! some kind of food poisoning, and i think it's probably from the cookie dough i ate while baking cookies.

i thought i would share this because well, sometimes you just have to laugh at these things rather than be ashamed. amirite?

merry christmas!

[kmind]

you are a God

[Robb]

merry xmas shizzle - and, yes, you can't be embarrassed. Just noticed, btw, thanks to your post that "bare ass" is almost all the letters in "embarrassed," which is probably apropos.

[givememyleg]

oh hai. i won a main event seat yesterday - Jamie Gold Powers Activated (To Win a WSOP ME Seat) « Poker Blogs

don't worry, i summed it up in one sentence. that's all you really need to read.

[kmind]

you are a God

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[donkbee]

TL;DR: Played bad, binked a 2 outer, doubled up to chip lead, ran over final table, almost donked it away, sucked out, picked up aces, won seat. Ez game.

lol nice