@10nl I average 1vpp per 20hands which means I'd need to play 20k hands to get the bonus. That's nothing for your average grinder.
+1 Even though it's more than I've ever played in a month, but so what if you don't get the whole bonus. It's not an all or nothing proposition.
"You will have 30 days to earn as much of your bonus as you can."
Explain...what I do for a living without saying "I make monies in da 600 enels by pwnin' tha donk bitches". Instead I say "I'm a online financial redistribution broker". - Sasquach991