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  1. 03-06-2008 03:52 PM #1
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    Default Online insults are ramping up

    I've started seeing "Keep Da Change" more and more lately. A villian leaves you with under a dollar purposely after winning a big pot and then rubs it in your face. Talk about a backhand to the face. Anyone seeing this at all?
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  2. 03-06-2008 04:02 PM #2
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    I said it the other day after stacking a guy who had $0.38 more than me. He loled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I said it the other day after stacking a guy who had $0.38 more than me. He loled.
    YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I thought it was funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedcake
    I thought it was funny
    dude, i dont even think i was on the second level there...
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  7. 03-06-2008 05:28 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pythonic
    I've started seeing "Keep Da Change" more and more lately.
    I haven't seen that but I think it's fucking hilarious.
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  8. 03-06-2008 05:49 PM #8
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    maybe the new "ship it?"
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  9. 03-07-2008 08:30 AM #9
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    I got this amusing insult last night. Guy said he had checked my stats and that I didn't have game for NL25. Said I should move back down to NL10.

    Hell, it's probably true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robb
    I got this amusing insult last night. Guy said he had checked my stats and that I didn't have game for NL25. Said I should move back down to NL10.

    Hell, it's probably true
    look that goober up again, and see if you cant figure out his name. he's obv an FTR lurker that reads your stuff.


    on topic: i gave out my first one last night. it was totally accidental, though.

    i was sliding the bar over to shove and my finger stopped too early. i only sent in about $6 of the $8 i had left. he only called me.

    he said, "nh."

    i said, "yeah, i sort of misclicked the push there. i guess you can keep DA change."
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

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  11. 03-07-2008 10:19 AM #11
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    OK, I haven't seen these insults lately but I have seen a proliferation of those who want to 'teach' the others how to play, insulting their calls... telling them they don't know how to bet, etc... all the while losing to them.

    It's kinda funny. I've learned a lot about shutting up at tables lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by speedcake
    I thought it was funny
    dude, i dont even think i was on the second level there...
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  13. 03-07-2008 11:18 AM #13
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    OK, I haven't seen these insults lately but I have seen a proliferation of those who want to 'teach' the others how to play, insulting their calls... telling them they don't know how to bet, etc... all the while losing to them.

    It's kinda funny. I've learned a lot about shutting up at tables lately.
    Beautiful. I love it.

    Often i will ask them to expand on their thoughts about someone's donk bet sizing, or opening range choices.

    Damn fools beat their chest so hard they don't notice the table is on a slight incline and all their chips are slowly sliding towards my stack...
    BWA HA HA HA!
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  14. 03-07-2008 11:19 AM #14
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    lol that's actually funny
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