Haha, I don't think so.

Maybe you should just start playing freerolls, kid. Freerolls are tournaments that nearly all online poker sites have that are completely free to enter, and you can win money in them. If you place in one of them, then you'd have some money in the site that you could use to play some of the stakes that you were looking to play anyway.

Even without bankroll problems, it may be a good way to start off playing online.

Here's a site with a list of daily freerolls that may interest you - http://freerollers.tripod.com/id1.html