How to Get a Free Sweat Session From Someone Who Would Kick Your Ass at Poker

Step 1: Go to http://www.thundercity.net/chat/
Step 2: Where it says "Your Nick:", put in your nick
Step 3: Hit the "Connect" button
Step 4: In the Java console that comes up, type "/join #flopturnriver" without the quotes
Step 5: Say hi!

Ask about the free sweat session for coming into IRC.