Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
So yeah, reading the bible isn't going to help you get better at poker.
iunno, there are a few gems:

Samuel 24:24 "But the king said to Araunah, “No, but I will buy it from you for a price. I will not offer burnt offerings to the Lord my God that cost me nothing.”

Fish will always play draws without the right pot odds

Romans 1:29-32 "Though they know God's decree that those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them."

Hell has a special place for Rat-Holers

Ephesians 4:28 "Let the thief no longer steal"

3Bet liberally from the Blinds

Acts 20:33-35 "You yourselves know that these hands ministered to my necessities and to those who were with me."

Everyone will get dealt AA with the same frequency

Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils."

Money don't mean shit