Why poker fucks with our heads.

**Fnord** · 05-23-2007 08:44 PM

It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a mikbone for peeing on the carpet.

**speckledgator** · 05-23-2007 08:55 PM

profound...

**donkbee** · 05-24-2007 06:26 AM

lol ...

Fnord you rule. I should sticky this.

**Anosmic** · 05-24-2007 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by courtiebee

lol ...

Fnord you rule. I should sticky this.

Yes, that would encourage people to read stickies...

**zook** · 05-24-2007 04:56 PM

I could give you a great example of each from last night. Sklanksy giveth his bux and I give them away...

**biondino** · 05-24-2007 05:25 PM

I have a serious answer:

- when we win, we feel that justice is served, equilibrium is maintained; everything is as it should be.

- when we lose, WTF SO FUCKING UNFAIR WHAT KIND OF DONK TWAT MAKES THAT MOVE HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE SO UNLUCKY OMG

**redmanstl** · 05-24-2007 06:05 PM

Perspective is king - -

When I hit my 2 or 3 outer, "I still had outs til the river!" - - when I don't, "that's poker"

When my hand holds up, "What does he expect? He only had a 3 outer!!!!" - - when it doesn't, "how can he possibly make that call?!?!?"

Sometimes I'm ahead, sometimes I'm behind, but I make $$ (ideally) by forcing villain to overpay for my cards when he really needs to be folding.

**Rondavu** · 05-24-2007 06:12 PM

Bad beats don't happen to me. I forever run goot. Bwahaha.

**jyms** · 05-24-2007 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Rondavu

Bad beats don't happen to me. I forever run goot. Bwahaha.

How's $200NL??

**aokrongly** · 05-24-2007 09:22 PM

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**Chopper** · 05-25-2007 02:55 AM

Still looking for Jack Handy to chime in...

...anyone?

...bueller?

**givememyleg** · 05-25-2007 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Fnord

It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a mikbone for peeing on the carpet.

Wouldn't this train the dog to urinate on your stuff and never bring you the paper? Man, that seems twisted.

**Halv** · 05-25-2007 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by givememyleg

Originally Posted by Fnord

It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a mikbone for peeing on the carpet.

Wouldn't this train the dog to urinate on your stuff and never bring you the paper? Man, that seems twisted.

... and thus a fish is born. "Hmm the last time I made that bad call I hit the flush and got a mikbone (wtf is that btw?), I'll do it again this time!"

Perspective is king - -

When I hit my 2 or 3 outer, "I still had outs til the river!" - - when I don't, "that's poker"

When my hand holds up, "What does he expect? He only had a 3 outer!!!!" - - when it doesn't, "how can he possibly make that call?!?!?"

This is very good.

**givememyleg** · 05-25-2007 08:38 PM

lol, he meant milkbone

**Halv** · 05-25-2007 11:11 PM

Haha, question still stands.

**givememyleg** · 05-26-2007 05:14 PM

**Vrax** · 05-26-2007 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Fnord

It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, and kills you for peeing on the carpet.

fyp

"...I can't hit shit! checkfold turn again...fuck it...3barrels, wtf bottom pair???"

05-23-2007 08:44 PM #1
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05-23-2007 08:55 PM #2
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05-24-2007 06:26 AM #3
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05-24-2007 06:55 AM #4
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05-24-2007 04:56 PM #5
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biondino View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Apr 2005 Posts 3,552 Location Putney, UK; Full Tilt,Mansion; $50 NL and PL; $13 and $16 SNGs at Stars	I have a serious answer: - when we win, we feel that justice is served, equilibrium is maintained; everything is as it should be. - when we lose, WTF SO FUCKING UNFAIR WHAT KIND OF DONK TWAT MAKES THAT MOVE HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE SO UNLUCKY OMG

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05-25-2007 06:24 AM #12
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05-25-2007 02:19 PM #13
Halv View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message pro crastinator Join Date Aug 2005 Posts 3,199 Location No hindsight for the blind.	Re: Why poker fucks with our heads. Originally Posted by givememyleg Originally Posted by Fnord It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a mikbone for peeing on the carpet. Wouldn't this train the dog to urinate on your stuff and never bring you the paper? Man, that seems twisted. ... and thus a fish is born. "Hmm the last time I made that bad call I hit the flush and got a mikbone (wtf is that btw?), I'll do it again this time!" Perspective is king - - When I hit my 2 or 3 outer, "I still had outs til the river!" - - when I don't, "that's poker" When my hand holds up, "What does he expect? He only had a 3 outer!!!!" - - when it doesn't, "how can he possibly make that call?!?!?" This is very good.
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05-25-2007 08:38 PM #14
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05-25-2007 11:11 PM #15
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05-26-2007 07:31 PM #17
Vrax View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2005 Posts 638 Location Poland	Originally Posted by Fnord It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, and kills you for peeing on the carpet. fyp "...I can't hit shit! checkfold turn again...fuck it...3barrels, wtf bottom pair???"
	"How could I call that bet? How could you MAKE that bet? It's poker not solitaire. " - that Gus Bronson guy
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