This is not a bad beat - just a funny hand

If this kind of thing has never happened to you before you aren't playing enough. This falls into the shit happens category. It's a cooler.

Now you are faced with a decision though. You can make use of your time on this site by posting hands you feel you could have played better and have legit questions about or you can continue to focus on trivial hands such as this.

Yes it is quite banal, been beaten by quads before but not in this specific situation but since this is in the wins and fails section wtf are you talking about? The problem is I am a winning player and I play all my hands perfectly so I cannot post any hands I could have played better. In fact I really am just wasting my time posting on this forum and this site and wasting the time of all you comic book store owners too, please forgive my imbecility - I am thoroughly ashamed of myself and will do 500 press ups as a penance, I really am very,very, sorry,please,please forgive me Yeah, shit happens - this is not a beat,not in the least: it is perfectly normal for this to happen, it happens every time one plays and you are right I should shut my stupid mouth. I am no longer prepared to listen to and kowtow to the claptrap of a bunch of total losers,sorry.And I apologize most sincerely to everyone who has had the misfortune to read my previous grievously mis-informed and ill advised postings - forums are for wanks who can't play poker, bye bye you horrible patronizing pedantic cuntz.

Originally Posted by rabbieburns

Yes it is quite banal, been beaten by quads before but not in this specific situation but since this is in the wins and fails section wtf are you talking about? The problem is I am a winning player and I play all my hands perfectly so I cannot post any hands I could have played better. In fact I really am just wasting my time posting on this forum and this site and wasting the time of all you comic book store owners too, please forgive my imbecility - I am thoroughly ashamed of myself and will do 500 press ups as a penance, I really am very,very, sorry,please,please forgive me Yeah, shit happens - this is not a beat,not in the least: it is perfectly normal for this to happen, it happens every time one plays and you are right I should shut my stupid mouth. I am no longer prepared to listen to and kowtow to the claptrap of a bunch of total losers,sorry.And I apologize most sincerely to everyone who has had the misfortune to read my previous grievously mis-informed and ill advised postings - forums are for wanks who can't play poker, bye bye you horrible patronizing pedantic cuntz.

I love this post.

I was going to post my really bad beat where my K high got beaten but you bunch of elitist pricks don't deserve to see it