My Slowroll Policy

Does anyone else do this?

Any time I get slow rolled, I take a note on that player. Hopefully I'll get a chance for revenge at some future point in time. Every time I have the nuts (or close to it) and I'm facing a shove, I quickly check the opponent's notes. If I see a slow roll note, I squeeze every second out of my time bank. Then I mark a tally in his notes to record that I have gotten revenge X amount of times.

It doesn't come up a whole lot, and I haven't yet re-rolled anybody more than once. But it feels so good, even if I don't remember the guy. I know the bastard deserves it.

seems like a big distraction but I can see where you are coming from.

Getting slowrolled tilts me pretty bad sometimes. It hardly ever happens though and sometimes it's regs who are just timing down anyways. Going through the hassle of taking a note and looking at notes every time I am facing a shove with the nuts seems like a waste of time + energy.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen you say.

^ You say that a lot.

This thread made lol IRL. I slowrolled some douchebag on FTP the other day that was talking shit in the chat box. Like he was running super good and he was letting everyone at the table know about it. Funny thing is while I was tanking he was typing "u won't call... zzzzzzzzzz". LOL time downaments. I RR'd AI and stacked him for ~300bb with a straight flush to his A-high flush. He insta-left the table.

Yeah, yeah CSB

stop fucking slowrolling what the fuck

You should try it some time. Nothing lifts my spirits like a good reroll.

Spoon noted that tanking all the way down is stupid because you risk folding on accident, so I've decided to leave 3 or 4 seconds in the time bank when doing this.

I have only been slowrolled a few times... I cannot think of the last time I was slow rolled... however earlier today someone time banked forever and I expected him to be slowrolling me but he wasn't (whew)

slow rolling online is foolish

slow rolling live, however, is hilarious. (against friends in a home game ldfo)

Originally Posted by givememyleg

slow rolling online is foolish

slow rolling live, however, is hilarious. (against friends in a home game ldfo)

"I know you got that Ace Roman but I'm gonna pay your for it... Oh I got the Jacks... but I have Sevens... uh, with my Jacks."

Originally Posted by StarGrinder

"I know you got that Ace Roman but I'm gonna pay your for it... Oh I got the Jacks... but I have Sevens... uh, with my Jacks."

yeah you get beat for that shit irl