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  1. #1

    Default FUCK MY LAPTOP A;LSKFJ;ASLKDJF;ALSKDJF

    my laptop was freezing up a ton today. don't know why, and don't know how it managed to time freezing up as amazingly as it was doing:

    HAND 1:

    villain is a reg, who's clearly never ever ever folding when he commits this much to the pot:

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP2 ($371.65)
    CO ($99.80)
    Hero (Button) ($252.70)
    SB ($377.75)
    BB ($126.95)
    UTG ($100)
    UTG+1 ($278.65)
    MP1 ($310.45)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
    5 folds, Hero bets $3, 1 fold, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $23, BB raises to $49, 1 fold

    Total pot: $48.10 | Rake: $0

    HAND 2:
    villain is a lagg who thinks i'm a huge spewtard. he has an 88% cbet, and 1/5 fold to flop raise and 4/5 cbet turn. so there's like no way to not get a big pot going here right? wrong:

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    BB ($105.65)
    UTG ($100)
    MP1 ($102.50)
    MP2 ($100)
    CO ($111.20)
    Button ($104.15)
    Hero (SB) ($102)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 8
    UTG bets $3, 4 folds, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold

    Flop: ($7) 8, K, 8 (2 players)
    Hero checks, UTG bets $4, Hero folds

    Total pot: $7 | Rake: $0.35
  2. #2
    LMAO epic
  3. #3
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    hand 1 is the most worthy HH i've ever seen posted in this forum. that shit is so fucking tilting.
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    HOLLY SHIT IS ALL I CAN SAY!
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    It's amazing how ones computer can time shizz like this. I feel ya Bro!!
    What MUST be, most surely SHALL be!!

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    O M G
  7. #7
    good folds. u can never be too careful
  8. #8
    i can understand the fold in hand 1, by hand 2 with quads???? are you sick in the head?????
  9. #9
    'Hahaha! Sick beat!
  10. #10
    IF YOUR LAPTOP IS FREEZING YOU HAVE TWO CHOISES: fix it and play or don't... why in the hell do you still play if you know that the thing is going to freeze?!
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    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ad-182875.html

    ^One reason.

    Another is likely because many players need to play a certain # of hands a month to maintain their status for rakeback/bonuses, and sometimes redeposit bonuses and the like. Not to mention he's a huge poker degen.
    He's a big boy though and has his reasons for what he does. Your comment might have been funny if this post wasn't more than a month old. Now it's just beating a dead horse.
    (Josh)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acemonk View Post
    IF YOUR LAPTOP IS FREEZING YOU HAVE TWO CHOISES: fix it and play or don't... why in the hell do you still play if you know that the thing is going to freeze?!
    THIS
  13. #13
    You do realize that this BS with your computer has probably already cost you more than the price of a new computer or better internet service.
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    Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Hero (MP2) ($9.67)
    MP3 ($5.07)
    CO ($4.29)
    Button ($4.03)
    SB ($1.95)
    BB ($8.31)
    UTG ($5.12)
    UTG+1 ($5.04)
    MP1 ($4.01)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with ,
    3 folds, Hero bets $0.17, 4 folds, BB calls $0.12

    Flop: ($0.36) , , (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero checks

    Turn: ($0.36) (2 players)
    BB bets $0.10, Hero folds
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  15. #15
    oh wow!
    I just closed my own poker game because of a couple hefty bad beats in a row, seeing this made me feel bad about being upset over my puny bad beats (NL10)

    Have a glass of whiskey! I know I would!


    (also Hi, new to the forums!)

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