Couple of the dumbest things I saw today

That may just be the winner of dumbest hand ever Fnord.

^^^ really nh fnord

standard call with 55.

i remember someone calling a shove on the river with 22 on a QQQ2Q board.. live tourney. it was great

Fnord wins. Epic turn and river action.

"I made a G today"
But you did it in a gambler's way,
Takin' money from the fish
"I gotta get paid"
Well hey, that's the way it is...



Now for the man whom is mostly responsible for this. He was running 69/47/4 and would play every single pot he was in for stacks if he hit any piece. He actually ran his stack up to $1600 through his insane aggression and killer suckouts. Then the universe righted it self.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG gopherizer ($693.45)
CO ludvig1958 ($378.00)
BTN Hero ($218.15)
SB jukki1 ($821.10)
BB fcukAduck ($505.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, Hero bets $6, jukki1 calls $5, 1 fold

Flop: ($14, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $14, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($42, 2 players)
jukki1 checks, Hero bets $20, jukki1 bets $40, Hero calls $20

River: ($122, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $122, Hero goes all-in $158.15, jukki1 calls $36.15

Final Pot: $438.30
Hero shows:
jukki1 shows:

Hero wins $435.30 ( won $217.15 )
jukki1 lost -$218.15



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jukki1 ($666.40)
CO fcukAduck ($469.00)
BTN gopherizer ($648.45)
SB ludvig1958 ($392.90)
BB Hero ($415.80)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
jukki1 bets $14, 3 folds, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($29, 2 players)
Hero checks, jukki1 bets $29, Hero calls $29

Turn: ($87, 2 players)
Hero checks, jukki1 bets $87, Hero calls $87

River: ($261, 2 players)
Hero checks, jukki1 bets $261, Hero goes all-in $285.80, jukki1 calls $24.80

Final Pot: $832.60
Hero shows:
jukki1 shows:

Hero wins $829.60 ( won $413.80 )
jukki1 lost -$415.80

That second hand is so awesome. 200 BBs deep and donking it all off with queen high.

By the way, how many tears of rage and sadness would you have cried if he had quads there?

gotta love that betpot button

Originally Posted by dalecooper

By the way, how many tears of rage and sadness would you have cried if he had quads there?

Endless tears. I hadn't hit anything, be it a pair or a decent hand with equity vs him forever until this two hands which actually happened pretty close to each other. The way he was running earlier i would almost have expected quads. Some other classics of his:

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG gopherizer ($391.00)
CO sydhavnen ($87.75)
BTN Hero ($200.00)
SB jukki1 ($921.20)
BB fcukAduck ($352.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
gopherizer bets $7, sydhavnen goes all-in $87.75, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $86.75, 1 fold, gopherizer goes all-in $384, jukki1 calls $303.25

Flop: ($871.75, 3 players)

Turn: ($871.75, 3 players)

River: ($871.75, 3 players)

Final Pot: $871.75
jukki1 shows:
gopherizer shows:
sydhavnen shows:

jukki1 wins $868.75 ( won $477.75 )
gopherizer lost -$391.00
sydhavnen lost -$87.75


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($225.70)
BTN jukki1 ($879.10)
SB Fis-Herman ($256.40)
BB gopherizer ($216.15)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is CO
Hero bets $7, jukki1 calls $7, Fis-Herman bets $30, 1 fold, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $24

Flop: ($71, 2 players)
Fis-Herman checks, jukki1 checks

Turn: ($71, 2 players)
Fis-Herman bets $50, jukki1 bets $100, Fis-Herman goes all-in $175.40, jukki1 calls $125.40

River: ($521.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $521.80
jukki1 shows:
Fis-Herman shows:

jukki1 wins $519.80 ( won $263.40 )
Hero lost -$7.00
Fis-Herman lost -$256.40



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Fis-Herman ($325.00)
BTN gopherizer ($213.70)
SB Hero ($246.70)
BB jukki1 ($556.35)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is SB
1 fold, gopherizer bets $7, Hero folds, jukki1 bets $16, gopherizer calls $11

Flop: ($37, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $37, gopherizer calls $37

Turn: ($111, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $111, gopherizer goes all-in $158.70, jukki1 calls $47.70

River: ($428.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $428.40
jukki1 shows:
gopherizer shows:

jukki1 wins $426.40 ( won $212.70 )
gopherizer lost -$213.70



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hero ($206.70)
CO jukki1 ($854.35)
BTN fcukAduck ($389.00)
SB gopherizer ($206.20)
BB Damniel01 ($307.35)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is UTG
Hero folds, jukki1 bets $10, 1 fold, gopherizer bets $27, 1 fold, jukki1 calls $18

Flop: ($58, 2 players)
gopherizer bets $35, jukki1 calls $35

Turn: ($128, 2 players)
gopherizer checks, jukki1 bets $128, gopherizer goes all-in $143.20, jukki1 calls $15.20

River: ($414.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $414.40
jukki1 shows:
gopherizer shows:

jukki1 wins $411.40 ( won $205.20 )
gopherizer lost -$206.20



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hero ($279.30)
CO jukki1 ($192.35)
BTN Fis-Herman ($216.30)
SB RumInThRain ($512.05)
BB FaceYourGod ($191.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is UTG
Hero folds, jukki1 bets $10, Fis-Herman bets $30, 2 folds, jukki1 calls $20

Flop: ($63, 2 players)
jukki1 goes all-in $162.35, Fis-Herman calls $162.35

Turn: ($387.70, 2 players)

River: ($387.70, 2 players)

Final Pot: $387.70
jukki1 shows:
Fis-Herman shows:

jukki1 wins $384.70 ( won $192.35 )
Fis-Herman lost -$192.35



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG RumInThRain ($515.10)
CO FaceYourGod ($194.00)
BTN Hero ($206.95)
SB jukki1 ($138.75)
BB Fis-Herman ($214.15)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, Hero bets $6, jukki1 bets $9, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($22, 2 players)
jukki1 goes all-in $128.75, Hero calls $128.75

Turn: ($279.50, 2 players)

River: ($279.50, 2 players)

Final Pot: $279.50
Hero shows:
jukki1 shows:

jukki1 wins $276.50 ( won $137.75 )
Hero lost -$138.75


And some losers...


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jukki1 ($391.30)
CO Fis-Herman ($214.15)
BTN RumInThRain ($261.55)
SB FaceYourGod ($195.00)
BB Hero ($209.95)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
jukki1 bets $10, 1 fold, RumInThRain calls $10, 1 fold, Hero folds

Flop: ($23, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $23, RumInThRain calls $23

Turn: ($69, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $69, RumInThRain goes all-in $228.55, jukki1 calls $159.55

River: ($526.10, 2 players)

Final Pot: $526.10
jukki1 shows:
RumInThRain shows:

RumInThRain wins $523.10 ( won $261.55 )
jukki1 lost -$261.55



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG RumInThRain ($206.85)
CO GRANDGOAT ($193.00)
BTN Hero ($206.15)
SB jukki1 ($676.65)
BB cheekychica ($61.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, GRANDGOAT bets $7, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16, 2 players)
jukki1 checks, GRANDGOAT bets $12, jukki1 bets $24, GRANDGOAT calls $12

Turn: ($64, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $64, GRANDGOAT calls $64

River: ($192, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $100, GRANDGOAT goes all-in $98

Final Pot: $390
jukki1 shows:
GRANDGOAT shows:

jukki1 wins $2 ( lost -$193 )
GRANDGOAT wins $385 ( won $192 )



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Damniel01 ($290.75)
CO Hero ($212.70)
BTN jukki1 ($1067.50)
SB fcukAduck ($198.00)
BB gopherizer ($203.15)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is CO
1 fold, Hero folds, jukki1 bets $10, fcukAduck bets $30, 1 fold, jukki1 calls $21

Flop: ($64, 2 players)
fcukAduck checks, jukki1 checks

Turn: ($64, 2 players)
fcukAduck bets $45, jukki1 bets $90, fcukAduck goes all-in $122, jukki1 calls $77

River: ($398, 2 players)

Final Pot: $398
jukki1 shows:
fcukAduck shows:

fcukAduck wins $395 ( won $197 )
jukki1 lost -$198.00



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jukki1 ($174.90)
CO fcukAduck ($425.20)
BTN gopherizer ($634.45)
SB ludvig1958 ($494.10)
BB Hero ($844.60)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
jukki1 bets $10, 2 folds, ludvig1958 bets $28, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $19

Flop: ($60, 2 players)
ludvig1958 checks, jukki1 goes all-in $145.90, ludvig1958 calls $145.90

Turn: ($351.80, 2 players)

River: ($351.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $351.80
jukki1 shows:
ludvig1958 shows:

ludvig1958 wins $348.80 ( won $173.90 )
jukki1 lost -$174.90


And many, many more, but I'm tired.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($24.30)
UTG ($64.35)
MP ($25.10)
Hero (CO) ($20.65)
Button ($16.50)
SB ($28)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, 3
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, Button calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 2, A, 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($2.35) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, Button calls $2

River: ($6.35) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $15, Button calls $13.50 (All-In)

Total pot: $33.35 | Rake: $1.65

Results in white below:
Button mucked 5 J
Outcome: Hero won $31.70

Saw this at 2 AM, still laughing

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=33usfhh&s=4

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Saw this at 2 AM, still laughing

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=33usfhh&s=4

heh, what a tool

Thats pretty epic Swig.

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Saw this at 2 AM, still laughing

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=33usfhh&s=4

Wow. Scared money?

Also, that's pretty sick swiggidy. Mistaken straight imo.

I think that was only the second or third hand that guy raised, and it was already a couple of hundred hands into the tournament. There's a possibility that his raising range actually was AQ+, JJ+. Still a very strange laydown... he could very well have been card dead, plus Phil was short stacked at the point.
He did catch Kings and Aces about every orbit after that, so it worked out for him I guess.

Phil plays a very strange shortstacked game... like limping with 1/4 of his stack from the button... It doesn't seem to make sense, but you can't argue with success, right?

dude a couple hundred hands into that tournament would have been like 7 hours, no way they were 7 hours in

Also Phil had 15BBs, 15!

Yes, you can certainly argue with his success, as Matusow put it perfectly "Phil, you've been playing tournaments for 15 more years than me, and I have 4 1million dollar+ cashes and you have ZERO, you must be the greatest."

I thought the best part was how the video opens with Matusow scratching his head like a monkey.

unfortunately this one was by me

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($64)
BB ($1326.10)
UTG ($406)
UTG+1 ($400)
MP1 ($229.80)
MP2 ($224.70)
Hero (CO) ($437.20)
Button ($267)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7, 7
2 folds, MP1 calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 3 folds, MP1 calls $16

Flop: ($46) 2, K, 9 (2 players)
MP1 bets $12, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($70) 9 (2 players)
MP1 bets $24, Hero calls $24

River: ($118) 10 (2 players)
MP1 bets $24, Hero calls $24

Total pot: $166 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
MP1 had 8, 8 (two pair, nines and eights).
Hero mucked 7, 7 (two pair, nines and sevens).
Outcome: MP1 won $163

I gotta say, Dean, your play there is kind of baffling. You were getting good pot odds on every street so I kind of understand, but that guy practically screamed into a megaphone that he was weak/blocking for some garbage or other.

well i knew he was bluffing. I thought of shoving the river but I'm just ahead too much of the time with history

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($537.10)
Hero ($345.05)
SB ($209.00)
BB ($138.30)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB raises to $24, Hero calls $16

Turn: ($61, 2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero goes all-in $315.05, BB goes all-in $58.30

River: ($484.35, 2 players)

Final Pot: $277.60
BB shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $482.35 ( won +$137.30 )
BB lost -$138.30

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($211.15)
UTG+1 ($250.30)
CO ($261.20)
BTN ($60.00)
SB ($37.35)
BB ($167.65)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is UTG
Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 calls $6, 4 folds

Flop: ($15, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: ($15, 2 players)
Hero bets $10, UTG+1 calls $10

River: ($35, 2 players)
Hero bets $22, UTG+1 calls $22

Final Pot: $79
Hero shows:
UTG+1 shows:

UTG+1 wins $76 ( won +$38 )
Hero lost -$38.00

I guess my range there is pretty much quads,, queens full or air????

Nah... You're just picking on Jennifer Tilly ldo...

Must be some interesting history with the first hand though...

Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

Must be some interesting history with the first hand though...

He was flatting just about all of his draws and made hands, and had seen some odd raises and raise/fold lines.

Loaded up PKR for a laugh for the first time in months. Not been disappointed so far.

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($85.35)
CO ($96.90)
BTN ($61.20)
SB ($116.00)
Hero ($100.20)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $4, UTG folds

Flop: ($11, 2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero raises to $22, SB goes all-in $111, Hero goes all-in $73.20

Turn: ($201.40, 2 players)

River: ($201.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $201.40
SB shows:
Hero shows:

"Doyle" was 65/40/4. He could have had me beat but some kind of spew seemed more likely coming from him.

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, 7
2 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, CO calls

Flop: (7.4 SB) 6, 3, 2 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls

Turn: (4.7 BB) 7 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO calls

River: (10.7 BB) 2 (2 players)
CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero caps, CO calls

Total pot: $187 (18.7 BB) | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A, 7 (flush, Ace high).
CO had 2, 10 (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero won $184

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($213.60)
BTN ($203.45)
SB ($171.50)
Hero ($334.40)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, BTN calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $8

Flop: ($21, 2 players)
Hero bets $14, BTN calls $14

Turn: ($49, 2 players)
Hero bets $32, BTN calls $32

River: ($113, 2 players)
Hero bets $50, BTN goes all-in $147.45, Hero calls $97.45

Final Pot: $407.90
BTN shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $405.90 ( won +$202.45 )
BTN lost -$203.45

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($197.00)
UTG+1 ($152.80)
CO ($376.10)
BTN ($200.00)
Hero ($221.10)
BB ($265.65)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is SB
4 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $18, Hero raises to $62, BB calls $44

River: ($152, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Final Pot: $152
Hero shows:
BB shows:

BB wins $149 ( won +$73 )
Hero lost -$76.00

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($363.40)
MP ($441.20)
CO ($260.70)
Button ($440.60)
SB ($414)
Hero (BB) ($532.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 6
2 folds, CO calls $4, 1 fold, SB calls $2, Hero checks

Flop: ($12) 8, 8, 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, CO raises to $40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $68, CO raises to $152, Hero raises to $236, 1 fold

Total pot: $316 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero didn't show
Outcome: Hero won $313

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($494)
MP2 ($859)
MP3 ($74)
CO ($129.65)
Button ($312.90)
SB ($296)
BB ($400)
UTG ($74)
Hero (UTG+1) ($577)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K, K
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 4 folds, Button calls $16, 2 folds

Flop: ($38) 6, 4, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $28, Button calls $28

Turn: ($94) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $268.90 (All-In), Hero calls $268.90

River: ($631.80) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $631.80 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Button mucked 7, 9 (one pair, Queens).
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $628.80

Games are alive and well guys

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($400)
UTG+1 ($417.60)
MP1 ($195.10)
MP2 ($242.15)
MP3 ($394)
CO ($402)
Hero (Button) ($816.95)
SB ($220.35)
BB ($651.35)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $8, 1 fold, MP2 calls $8, 2 folds, Hero calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($30) 8, 2, A (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets $20, 1 fold, MP2 calls $20

Turn: ($70) Q (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

River: ($70) 7 (2 players)
MP2 bets $30, Hero raises to $150, MP2 raises to $214.15 (All-In), Hero calls $64.15

Total pot: $498.30 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero had 5, A (flush, Ace high).
MP2 had J, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $495.30

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($467.30)
UTG+1 ($416.90)
MP1 ($400)
MP2 ($422.50)
CO ($180)
Hero (Button) ($531.10)
SB ($186.30)
BB ($636.35)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K
5 folds, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $36, 1 fold, Hero raises to $400, SB calls $150.30 (All-In)

Flop: ($376.60) 4, 2, 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($376.60) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($376.60) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $376.60 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero had A, K (one pair, sixes).
SB had K, J (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $373.60

Seriously guys stop folding and stuff

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($487)
Button ($225.80)
SB ($201.55)
BB ($333)
UTG ($490.40)
Hero (MP1) ($444)
MP2 ($806.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K, K
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, MP2 calls $16, 1 fold, Button calls $16, SB calls $14, 1 fold

Flop: ($68) 10, 2, 6 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $44, 1 fold, Button calls $44, 1 fold

Turn: ($156) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $128, Hero raises to $256, Button calls $37.80 (All-In)

River: ($487.60) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $487.60 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Button mucked 4, 2 (two pair, sixes and twos).
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $484.60

Originally Posted by Deanglow

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($363.40)
MP ($441.20)
CO ($260.70)
Button ($440.60)
SB ($414)
Hero (BB) ($532.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 6
2 folds, CO calls $4, 1 fold, SB calls $2, Hero checks

Flop: ($12) 8, 8, 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, CO raises to $40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $68, CO raises to $152, Hero raises to $236, 1 fold

Total pot: $316 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero didn't show
Outcome: Hero won $313

lol. soul read.

Lol @ tagfish logic. A check means I must bet at all costs!!!

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG banbanba ($185.30)
CO fred 05 ($200.00)
BTN osastre ($79.90)
SB Hero ($414.95)
BB Tengiz1 ($70.80)
[fred 05 posted $2]

Pre-flop: ($5, 5 players) Hero is SB
1 fold, fred 05 checks, 1 fold, Hero bets $8, 1 fold, fred 05 calls $7

Flop: ($20, 2 players)
Hero checks, fred 05 bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($40, 2 players)
Hero checks, fred 05 bets $40, Hero calls $40

River: ($120, 2 players)
Hero checks, fred 05 goes all-in $141, Hero calls $141

Final Pot: $402
fred 05 shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $399 ( won $199 )
fred 05 lost -$200.00

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($374.75)
UTG+1 ($191.00)
CO ($389.25)
BTN ($620.30)
SB ($209.60)
Hero ($270.85)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BB
UTG raises to $7, 2 folds, BTN calls $7, SB calls $6, Hero raises to $36, UTG folds, BTN folds, SB calls $29

Flop: ($86, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $62, SB goes all-in $173.60, Hero calls $111.60

Turn: ($433.20, 2 players)

River: ($433.20, 2 players)

Final Pot: $433.20
Hero shows:
SB shows:

Hero wins $430.20 ( won +$220.60 )
UTG lost -$7.00
BTN lost -$7.00
SB lost -$209.60

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (10 handed) - Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($23.22)
UTG+2 ($4.49)
MP1 ($0.36)
Hero (MP2) ($13.99)
MP3 ($8.66)
CO ($5.18)
Button ($5.22)
SB ($6.88)
BB ($4.78)
UTG ($9.01)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, A
2 folds, Hero raises $0.16, 6 folds, UTG+1 raises $0.96, Hero raises to $13.99 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $12.99

Flop: ($28) 5, 3, A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($28) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($28) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $28

Results in green below:
UTG+1 had 6, 7 (one pair, fives).
Hero had A, A (full house, Aces over fives).
Outcome: Hero won $27

Seriously now, even Ongame isn't this good on the weekends.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($159.25)
Button ($142.85)
SB ($101.05)
BB ($169.70)
Hero (UTG) ($103)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 10, Q
Hero raises to $4, 3 folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 10, 8, 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB calls $5

Turn: ($18.50) 10 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB calls $12

River: ($42.50) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $16, Hero raises to $82 (All-In), BB calls $66

Total pot: $206.50 | Rake: $2

BB mucked 9, 8 (two pair, tens and eights).
Hero had 10, Q (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero won $204.50[/color]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($86.55)
BB ($163.50)
UTG ($124.95)
MP ($107)
Hero (Button) ($127.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, A
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($9) 10, 5, A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6

Turn: ($21) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16, SB calls $16

River: ($53) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $14, Hero raises to $101.90 (All-In), SB calls $46.55 (All-In)

Total pot: $174.10 | Rake: $2

Hero had 5, A (two pair, Aces and fives).
SB mucked 10, K (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero won $172.10[/color]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($93.05)
Hero (Button) ($181.90)
SB ($92.75)
BB ($246.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, 9
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $4

Flop: ($16) 8, 9, 2 (3 players)
SB bets $3, UTG calls $3, Hero raises to $22, SB calls $19, 1 fold

Turn: ($63) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $154.90 (All-In), SB calls $65.75 (All-In)

River: ($194.50) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $194.50 | Rake: $2

Hero had K, 9 (one pair, nines).
SB had A, J (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $192.50[/color]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($114.50)
UTG ($58.20)
MP ($186.15)
CO ($100)
Button ($118.15)
Hero (SB) ($201.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
2 folds, CO raises to $3, Button calls $3, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, Button calls $11

Flop: ($32) 4, J, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, Button calls $20

Turn: ($72) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $167.05 (All-In), Button calls $84.15 (All-In)

River: ($240.30) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $240.30 | Rake: $3

Button mucked A, J (one pair, Jacks).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $237.30[/color]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($78.50)
BB ($48.50)
UTG ($63.10)
MP ($116.45)
Hero (Button) ($100.35)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10, A
1 fold, MP raises to $3, Hero calls $3, SB raises to $20, 2 folds, Hero raises to $100.35 (All-In), SB calls $58.50 (All-In)

Flop: ($161) 10, J, 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($161) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($161) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $161 | Rake: $2

Hero had 10, A (flush, Ace high).
SB had 4, 10 (two pair, tens and fours).
Outcome: Hero won $159[/color]

hi results

Originally Posted by givememyleg

hi results

Don't be so results oriented!!

(fixed)

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($172.20)
CO ($185.10)
Hero ($610.40)
SB ($54.60)
BB ($233.95)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $4, SB calls $3, BB raises to $10, UTG calls $6, Hero calls $6, SB calls $6

Flop: ($40, 4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $16, 1 fold, Hero calls $16, SB goes all-in $44.60, BB calls $28.60, Hero calls $28.60

Turn: ($173.80, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $50, BB calls $50

River: ($273.80, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero goes all-in $505.80, BB goes all-in $129.35

Final Pot: $532.50
SB shows:
BB shows:
Hero shows:

SB wins $171.80 ( won +$117.20 )
Hero wins $735.15 ( won +$124.75 )
BB lost -$233.95
UTG lost -$10.00

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($200.00)
UTG+1 ($199.00)
CO ($200.00)
BTN ($373.90)
SB ($243.65)
Hero ($197.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BB
4 folds, SB calls $1, Hero checks

Flop: ($4, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($4, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB raises to $10, Hero calls $6

River: ($24, 2 players)
SB bets $14, Hero calls $14, SB says "wow"

Final Pot: $52
SB shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $49.50 ( won +$23.50 )
SB lost -$26.00

Villian is my October "Spewtard of the Month" Award winner with stats of 65/40/3.2.

I couldn't decide whether to say 'lol 96' or 'lol nice call' on the river....so I just said 'lol'.

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $20.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, A
1 fold, MP raises, 3 folds, Hero calls

Flop: (4.5 SB) 8, 10, A (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls

Turn: (3.25 BB) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls

River: (11.25 BB) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets, MP calls

Total pot: $265 (13.25 BB) | Rake: $3

Results
Hero had 10, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
MP mucked 6, 9 (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero won $262

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($400)
MP1 ($400)
MP2 ($86)
CO ($206.40)
Button ($437)
SB ($327.80)
Hero (BB) ($409.15)
UTG ($461.15)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4, A
6 folds, SB calls $2, Hero raises to $16, SB raises to $32, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($64) 4, A, 6 (2 players)
SB bets $40, Hero raises to $80, SB raises to $295.80 (All-In), Hero calls $215.80

Turn: ($655.60) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($655.60) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $655.60 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
SB had 2, Q (high card, Ace).
Hero had 4, A (two pair, Aces and fours).
Outcome: Hero won $652.60

LoL TAggs

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($964.45)
CO ($111.95)
BTN ($230.55)
Hero ($345.80)
BB ($324.70)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is SB
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $20, Hero calls $14

Flop: ($40, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: ($40, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $25, Hero raises to $80, BB calls $55

River: ($200, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Final Pot: $200
Hero shows:
BB shows:

Hero wins $198 ( won +$98 )
BB lost -$100.00

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($924.70)
UTG+1 ($248.75)
CO ($197.00)
Hero ($191.00)
SB ($411.00)
BB ($354.70)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $20, BB calls $18, Hero raises to $70, SB folds, BB goes all-in $354.70, Hero goes all-in $121

Flop: ($565.70, 2 players)

Turn: ($565.70, 2 players)

River: ($565.70, 2 players)

Final Pot: $402
Hero shows:
BB shows:

Hero wins $399 ( won +$208 )
BB wins $163.70 ( lost -$191 )
SB lost -$20.00

Thank god for drool cuppers


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($63.60)
SB ($183.60)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5
Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1

Flop: ($3) 6, 5, 4 (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $13, SB calls $8

Turn: ($29) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15, SB calls $15

River: ($59) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $34.10 (All-In), SB calls $34.10

Total pot: $127.20 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Hero had 5, 5 (full house, fives over sixes).
SB mucked 7, 9 (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $126.70

Thank you lee for such a wonderful river card. Same Villian as above.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($121.90)
Button ($124.75)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
Button calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2, Button calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) 5, 7, K (2 players)
Hero bets $3, Button calls $3

Turn: ($10) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

River: ($10) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $116.90 (All-In), Button calls $116.90

Total pot: $243.80 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Button mucked 10, 6 (flush, King high).
Hero had Q, Q (full house, Queens over fives).
Outcome: Hero won $243.30

Even I was shocked by this one

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($100)
BB ($256.40)
Hero (UTG) ($482.50)
UTG+1 ($179.80)
MP1 ($600.65)
MP2 ($246)
MP3 ($381.50)
CO ($280.60)
Button ($657.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, K
Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, MP2 calls $14, 4 folds, BB calls $10

Flop: ($44) 3, 10, Q (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $32, MP2 raises to $64, BB calls $64, Hero raises to $297.80, MP2 calls $168 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: ($572) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($572) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $572 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
MP2 mucked A, 6 (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $569

PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (10 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 raises, 5 folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls

Flop: (9.4 SB) 3, Q, 3 (3 players)
Hero bets, 1 fold, MP1 calls

Turn: (5.7 BB) J (2 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls

River: (7.7 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls

Total pot: $1.37 (13.7 BB) | Rake: $0.06

Results in white below:
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and threes).
MP1 mucked A, 10 (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero won $1.31

I guess the snap raise was supposed to push me off lol.

Originally Posted by Bbickes

Thank god for drool cuppers


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($63.60)
SB ($183.60)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5
Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1

Flop: ($3) 6, 5, 4 (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $13, SB calls $8

Turn: ($29) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15, SB calls $15

River: ($59) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $34.10 (All-In), SB calls $34.10

Total pot: $127.20 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Hero had 5, 5 (full house, fives over sixes).
SB mucked 7, 9 (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $126.70

nut low any good?

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($200.00)
UTG+1 ($220.90)
CO ($154.75)
Hero ($612.20)
SB ($210.15)
BB ($223.40)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, CO raises to $8, Hero calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($19, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($19, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: ($19, 2 players)
CO bets $18, Hero calls $18

Final Pot: $55
CO shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $52.30 ( won +$26.30 )
CO lost -$26.00

Same opponent, I'm speachless!

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($744.60)
UTG+1 ($244.30)
CO ($200.00)
BTN ($310.45)
SB ($141.70)
BB ($301.80)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is UTG
Hero raises to $6, 3 folds, SB calls $5, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $30, SB folds, BB calls $20

Flop: ($66, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, BB calls $40

Turn: ($146, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $100, BB calls $100

River: ($346, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero goes all-in $574.60, BB goes all-in $131.80

Final Pot: $609.60
BB shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $1049.40 ( won +$304.80 )
SB lost -$6.00
BB lost -$301.80

All time winnar?

Let alone that heros preflop and flop arent great

£0.5/£1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (£311.99)
UTG 1 (£95.50)
CO (£69.16)
BTN (£66.58)
SB (£49.16)
Hero (£100.00)

Pre-flop: (£1.50, 6 players) Hero is BB
UTG calls £1, 1 fold, CO calls £1, BTN calls £1, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: (£4.50, 4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: (£4.50, 4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, BTN checks

River: (£4.50, 4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: £4.50
Hero shows:
UTG shows:

UTG wins £4.28 ( won £3.28 )
Hero lost -£1.00
CO lost -£1.00
BTN lost -£1.00

Originally Posted by Fnord

All time winnar?

Damn! Well he certainly knows how to bluff-call a lot...

UTG was total station, knew he wasn't folding pre to any raise.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($14.40)
BB ($30.65)
UTG ($25.75)
Hero (MP) ($24.80)
Button ($25)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 7, 6
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $0.75, 3 folds, UTG calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.85) 8, 9, A (2 players)
UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $4, UTG calls $3

Turn: ($9.85) 10 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $7, UTG calls $7

River: ($23.85) 10 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $13.05 (All-In), UTG calls $13.05

Total pot: $49.95 | Rake: $2

Results
UTG mucked
Outcome: Hero won $47.95

why you bluffing stations, yo?

Originally Posted by kmind

why you bluffing stations, yo?

I'm dumb

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players

UTG+1: $43.45
UTG+2: $46.80
MP1: $36.50
MP2: $100.75
CO: $13
BTN: $37.30
SB: $72.65
Hero (BB): $103.50
UTG: $208.85

Pre-Flop: A Q dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $3.50, 6 folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) K J J (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: ($7.50) T (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

River: ($7.50) 6 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Results: $7.50 Pot ($0.35 Rake)
UTG+1 showed J J (four of a kind, Jacks) and WON $7.15 (+$3.65 NET)
Hero mucked A Q (a straight, Ace high) and LOST (-$3.50 NET)

After the hand:
Me: ???
Him: You calling with worse? Didn't think so.
Me: Oh, you didn't have the nuts...

I don't know if he realized I was making fun of him. This reminds me of the hand on Poker After Dark (or HSP? can't remember) with Jennifer Tilly and Patrik Antonius where Tilly has jacks full of kings and checks the river in position, saying "I thought you had pocket kings."

He'd be laughing at you if you had the royal flush he thought you did!!!

Originally Posted by Parasurama

After the hand:
Me: ???
Him: You calling with worse? Didn't think so.
Me: Oh, you didn't have the nuts...

Lol @ his response, but don't do this. Just say "wow, nh" at most and move on

I thought he had to have at least AA.................. lord knows what he put me on lol



Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (3 handed) - Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($32.81)
Villain (Button) ($25.27)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 4
Villain calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4, 4, 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, Villain bets $0.48, Hero calls $0.48

Turn: ($1.46) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Villain bets $1.39, Hero calls $1.39

River: ($4.24) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, Villain bets $4.03, Hero raises to $30.69 (All-In), Villain calls $19.12 (All-In)

Total pot: $50.54

Results:
Villain had 5, 5 (full house, fours over fives).
Hero had 9, 4 (four of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Hero won $57.08

I CANT BELIEVE HE HAD THAT EITHER!

new page phenomenon strikes again!

had no idea this was in his range here...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($17)
SB ($137.90)
BB ($51.15)
UTG ($20)
Hero (UTG+1) ($109.20)
MP1 ($32.10)
MP2 ($18.65)
CO ($45.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10, Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, MP1 calls $3, 5 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 9, A, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4, MP1 calls $4

Turn: ($15.50) K (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: ($15.50) 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Total pot: $15.50 | Rake: $0.75

Results:
Hero had 10, Q (one pair, Queens).
MP1 had 2, 4 (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero won $14.75

Don't ask me why I was raising QTs UTG+1

He had a combination draw!

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ISanokI ($84.75)
UTG+1 JuantotheC ($58.10)
CO Hero ($50.00)
BTN Nibbler84 ($47.20)
SB stul007 ($33.00)
BB AgentProvoc ($27.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is CO
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, stul007 calls $1.75, AgentProvoc calls $1.50

Flop: ($6, 3 players)
stul007 checks, AgentProvoc checks, Hero bets $5, stul007 folds, AgentProvoc calls $5

Turn: ($16, 2 players)
AgentProvoc checks, Hero bets $11, AgentProvoc calls $11

River: ($38, 2 players)
AgentProvoc goes all-in $9.85, Hero calls $9.85

Final Pot: $57.70
AgentProvoc shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $54.95 ( won +$27.10 )
stul007 lost -$2.00
AgentProvoc lost -$27.85

wait what

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($341)
BB ($666.50)
UTG ($242)
UTG+1 ($247.35)
MP1 ($424.30)
MP2 ($68)
CO ($752.95)
Hero (Button) ($558)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
UTG raises to $8, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $50, 2 folds, UTG calls $42, MP1 raises to $88, Hero raises to $200, UTG raises to $242 (All-In), MP1 calls $154, Hero calls $42

Flop: ($732) J, 10, 4 (3 players, 1 all-in)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $316 (All-In), MP1 calls $182.30 (All-In)

Turn: ($1096.60) 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($1096.60) 8 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $1096.60 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
UTG had 6, 6 (three of a kind, sixes).
MP1 had 3, 9 (high card, Jack).
Outcome: Hero won $364.60, UTG won $729

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($24.40)
Button ($35.40)
SB ($27.70)
BB ($5.95)
UTG ($37.30)
Hero (MP) ($19.80)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8, 8
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB calls $0.90, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($3) 8, K, 10 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2, 1 fold

Turn: ($7) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

River: ($17) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $11.80 (All-In), SB calls $11.80

Total pot: $40.60 | Rake: $1.95

Results:
SB had Q, Q (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Hero had 8, 8 (full house, eights over Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $38.65

Originally Posted by Deanglow

Results:
MP1 had 3, 9 (high card, Jack).

Huh? Did he just call the UTG's push, which you raised, which he raised, which UTG called your raise, which he raised UTG's first raise, only to call your push on the flop with squadush?