Quote Originally Posted by dalecooper
By the way, how many tears of rage and sadness would you have cried if he had quads there?
Endless tears. I hadn't hit anything, be it a pair or a decent hand with equity vs him forever until this two hands which actually happened pretty close to each other. The way he was running earlier i would almost have expected quads. Some other classics of his:

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG gopherizer ($391.00)
CO sydhavnen ($87.75)
BTN Hero ($200.00)
SB jukki1 ($921.20)
BB fcukAduck ($352.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
gopherizer bets $7, sydhavnen goes all-in $87.75, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $86.75, 1 fold, gopherizer goes all-in $384, jukki1 calls $303.25

Flop: ($871.75, 3 players)

Turn: ($871.75, 3 players)

River: ($871.75, 3 players)

Final Pot: $871.75
jukki1 shows:
gopherizer shows:
sydhavnen shows:

jukki1 wins $868.75 ( won $477.75 )
gopherizer lost -$391.00
sydhavnen lost -$87.75


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($225.70)
BTN jukki1 ($879.10)
SB Fis-Herman ($256.40)
BB gopherizer ($216.15)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is CO
Hero bets $7, jukki1 calls $7, Fis-Herman bets $30, 1 fold, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $24

Flop: ($71, 2 players)
Fis-Herman checks, jukki1 checks

Turn: ($71, 2 players)
Fis-Herman bets $50, jukki1 bets $100, Fis-Herman goes all-in $175.40, jukki1 calls $125.40

River: ($521.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $521.80
jukki1 shows:
Fis-Herman shows:

jukki1 wins $519.80 ( won $263.40 )
Hero lost -$7.00
Fis-Herman lost -$256.40



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Fis-Herman ($325.00)
BTN gopherizer ($213.70)
SB Hero ($246.70)
BB jukki1 ($556.35)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is SB
1 fold, gopherizer bets $7, Hero folds, jukki1 bets $16, gopherizer calls $11

Flop: ($37, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $37, gopherizer calls $37

Turn: ($111, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $111, gopherizer goes all-in $158.70, jukki1 calls $47.70

River: ($428.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $428.40
jukki1 shows:
gopherizer shows:

jukki1 wins $426.40 ( won $212.70 )
gopherizer lost -$213.70



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hero ($206.70)
CO jukki1 ($854.35)
BTN fcukAduck ($389.00)
SB gopherizer ($206.20)
BB Damniel01 ($307.35)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is UTG
Hero folds, jukki1 bets $10, 1 fold, gopherizer bets $27, 1 fold, jukki1 calls $18

Flop: ($58, 2 players)
gopherizer bets $35, jukki1 calls $35

Turn: ($128, 2 players)
gopherizer checks, jukki1 bets $128, gopherizer goes all-in $143.20, jukki1 calls $15.20

River: ($414.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $414.40
jukki1 shows:
gopherizer shows:

jukki1 wins $411.40 ( won $205.20 )
gopherizer lost -$206.20



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hero ($279.30)
CO jukki1 ($192.35)
BTN Fis-Herman ($216.30)
SB RumInThRain ($512.05)
BB FaceYourGod ($191.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is UTG
Hero folds, jukki1 bets $10, Fis-Herman bets $30, 2 folds, jukki1 calls $20

Flop: ($63, 2 players)
jukki1 goes all-in $162.35, Fis-Herman calls $162.35

Turn: ($387.70, 2 players)

River: ($387.70, 2 players)

Final Pot: $387.70
jukki1 shows:
Fis-Herman shows:

jukki1 wins $384.70 ( won $192.35 )
Fis-Herman lost -$192.35



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG RumInThRain ($515.10)
CO FaceYourGod ($194.00)
BTN Hero ($206.95)
SB jukki1 ($138.75)
BB Fis-Herman ($214.15)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, Hero bets $6, jukki1 bets $9, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($22, 2 players)
jukki1 goes all-in $128.75, Hero calls $128.75

Turn: ($279.50, 2 players)

River: ($279.50, 2 players)

Final Pot: $279.50
Hero shows:
jukki1 shows:

jukki1 wins $276.50 ( won $137.75 )
Hero lost -$138.75


And some losers...


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jukki1 ($391.30)
CO Fis-Herman ($214.15)
BTN RumInThRain ($261.55)
SB FaceYourGod ($195.00)
BB Hero ($209.95)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
jukki1 bets $10, 1 fold, RumInThRain calls $10, 1 fold, Hero folds

Flop: ($23, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $23, RumInThRain calls $23

Turn: ($69, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $69, RumInThRain goes all-in $228.55, jukki1 calls $159.55

River: ($526.10, 2 players)

Final Pot: $526.10
jukki1 shows:
RumInThRain shows:

RumInThRain wins $523.10 ( won $261.55 )
jukki1 lost -$261.55



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG RumInThRain ($206.85)
CO GRANDGOAT ($193.00)
BTN Hero ($206.15)
SB jukki1 ($676.65)
BB cheekychica ($61.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, GRANDGOAT bets $7, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16, 2 players)
jukki1 checks, GRANDGOAT bets $12, jukki1 bets $24, GRANDGOAT calls $12

Turn: ($64, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $64, GRANDGOAT calls $64

River: ($192, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $100, GRANDGOAT goes all-in $98

Final Pot: $390
jukki1 shows:
GRANDGOAT shows:

jukki1 wins $2 ( lost -$193 )
GRANDGOAT wins $385 ( won $192 )



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Damniel01 ($290.75)
CO Hero ($212.70)
BTN jukki1 ($1067.50)
SB fcukAduck ($198.00)
BB gopherizer ($203.15)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is CO
1 fold, Hero folds, jukki1 bets $10, fcukAduck bets $30, 1 fold, jukki1 calls $21

Flop: ($64, 2 players)
fcukAduck checks, jukki1 checks

Turn: ($64, 2 players)
fcukAduck bets $45, jukki1 bets $90, fcukAduck goes all-in $122, jukki1 calls $77

River: ($398, 2 players)

Final Pot: $398
jukki1 shows:
fcukAduck shows:

fcukAduck wins $395 ( won $197 )
jukki1 lost -$198.00



$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jukki1 ($174.90)
CO fcukAduck ($425.20)
BTN gopherizer ($634.45)
SB ludvig1958 ($494.10)
BB Hero ($844.60)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
jukki1 bets $10, 2 folds, ludvig1958 bets $28, Hero folds, jukki1 calls $19

Flop: ($60, 2 players)
ludvig1958 checks, jukki1 goes all-in $145.90, ludvig1958 calls $145.90

Turn: ($351.80, 2 players)

River: ($351.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $351.80
jukki1 shows:
ludvig1958 shows:

ludvig1958 wins $348.80 ( won $173.90 )
jukki1 lost -$174.90


And many, many more, but I'm tired.