Couple of the dumbest things I saw today

People are this awful and I couldn't make a dime yesterday.

Though I should thank this guy:

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #594,164,883
Table Shanghai, 16 Jul 2007 2:03 AM ET

Seat 1: KENNI21 ($78.85 in chips)
Seat 2: t44fgarage ($81.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ Q,6 ] ($214.35 in chips)
Seat 5: D0NATIONS2ME ($73.40 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
t44fgarage posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
D0NATIONS2ME calls $1, KENNI21 calls $1, t44fgarage calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 2,5,7 ]
t44fgarage checks, Galapogos bets $3, D0NATIONS2ME calls $3, KENNI21 calls $3, t44fgarage folds.

Turn [board cards 2,5,7,9 ]
Galapogos bets $11, D0NATIONS2ME folds, KENNI21 calls $11.

River [board cards 2,5,7,9,8 ]
Galapogos bets $29, KENNI21 calls $29.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ Q,6 ]
KENNI21 shows [ A,3 ]


I wasn't involved but this is still dumb:

Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #594,169,677
Table Barreiro, 16 Jul 2007 2:08 AM ET

Seat 3: davidvch78 ($116.50 in chips)
Seat 5: ruwtf ($320.25 in chips)
Seat 6: lassi2005 ($338.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: bueffel06 ($144.65 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
davidvch78 posts blind ($1), ruwtf posts blind ($2).

Pre-Flop
lassi2005 folds, Galapogos folds, bueffel06 folds, davidvch78 bets $3, ruwtf calls $2.

Flop [board cards 2,A,Q ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf bets $12, davidvch78 calls $10.

Turn [board cards 2,A,Q,T ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf bets $24, davidvch78 calls $22.

River [board cards 2,A,Q,T,J ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf folds.

More goods:

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,424,957
Table Danny1901's HE, 17 Jul 2007 2:28 AM ET

Seat 2: bigslim37 ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ Q,Q] ($392.40 in chips)
Seat 5: reynes ($56.50 in chips)
Seat 8: SNYGG_Anders ($203.05 in chips)
Seat 9: takarunkkari ($57.10 in chips)
Seat 10: rehukonna ($94.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
bigslim37 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
reynes bets $4, SNYGG_Anders folds, takarunkkari folds, rehukonna folds, bigslim37 folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 8,5,6 ]
Galapogos checks, reynes bets $4, Galapogos bets $12, reynes bets $25, Galapogos bets $376.40 and is all-in, reynes calls $23.50 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 8,5,6,T ]

River [board cards 8,5,6,T,3 ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ Q,Q ]
reynes shows [ T,K ]


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,218,826
Table Danny1901's HE, 16 Jul 2007 11:22 PM ET

Seat 1: jeka240sx ($70.20 in chips)
Seat 2: escarg0t ($72.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ 4,6 ] ($142.85 in chips)
Seat 5: fetrand ($289.75 in chips)
Seat 6: abc.spb ($25.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
escarg0t posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
fetrand folds, abc.spb folds, jeka240sx folds, escarg0t bets $1.50, Galapogos calls $1.

Flop [board cards 2,4,4 ]
escarg0t bets $5, Galapogos calls $5.

Turn [board cards 2,4,4,T ]
escarg0t bets $20, Galapogos bets $135.85 and is all-in, escarg0t calls $45.40 and is all-in.

River [board cards 2,4,4,T,T ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4,6 ]
escarg0t shows [ A,Q ]



Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,194,783
Table South Bend, 16 Jul 2007 11:04 PM ET

Seat 3: Galapogos [ 4,4 ] ($94.45 in chips)
Seat 4: fetrand ($170.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Lady_inRed ($124.45 in chips)
Seat 10: JRobGill420 ($25.45 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
JRobGill420 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
fetrand folds, Lady_inRed bets $4, JRobGill420 folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 3,4,8 ]
Galapogos checks, Lady_inRed bets $6, Galapogos bets $20, Lady_inRed calls $14.

Turn [board cards 3,4,8,8 ]
Galapogos checks, Lady_inRed checks.

River [board cards 3,4,8,8,A ]
Galapogos bets $40, Lady_inRed calls $40.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4,4 ]
Lady_inRed mucks cards [ T,K ]

Todays hand that stood out:

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #618,785,358
Table TKK187's HE, 21 Jul 2007 11:25 PM ET

Seat 1: Jaskapoika ($18.70 in chips)
Seat 3: alvintyr88 ($151.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ 4,4 ] ($111.45 in chips)
Seat 9: unkle111 ($99.40 in chips)
Seat 10: Flute1 ($100 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), unkle111 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Flute1 bets $2.50, Jaskapoika folds, alvintyr88 folds, Galapogos calls $2, unkle111 folds.

Flop [board cards 7,J,4 ]
Galapogos checks, Flute1 bets $3, Galapogos bets $14, Flute1 bets $40, Galapogos bets $94.95 and is all-in, Flute1 calls $54.50 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 7,J,4,9 ]

River [board cards 7,J,4,9,J ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4,4 ]
Flute1 shows [ K,5 ]

Can you get rakeback on your network?

Originally Posted by Ash256

Can you get Rakeback on your network?

As far as I know Ongame has no Rakeback options.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Originally Posted by Ash256

Can you get Rakeback on your network?

As far as I know Ongame has no Rakeback options.

lies

uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? ongame? that isnt us friendly is it?

Originally Posted by mixchange

uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? Ongame? that isnt us friendly is it?

No my friend, it isn't.

How about this? 77 is usually good here right?

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #622,964,330
Table Waco, 23 Jul 2007 12:49 AM ET

Seat 1: Galapogos [ A,K ] ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 2: jormater ($95.20 in chips)
Seat 3: Manner123 ($8.50 in chips)
Seat 5: stevorado ($110.10 in chips)
Seat 8: speedxakep ($188 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
speedxakep posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
jormater bets $2.50, Manner123 folds, stevorado calls $2.50, speedxakep calls $2, Galapogos bets $13, jormater calls $11.50, stevorado folds, speedxakep folds.

Flop [board cards 4,K,A ]
Galapogos bets $20, jormater bets $40, Galapogos bets $69.45 and is all-in, jormater calls $41.20 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 4,K,A,5 ]

River [board cards 4,K,A,5,7 ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,K ]
jormater shows [ 7,7 ]

The bad beat forum is down the hall.

Originally Posted by Warpe

The bad beat forum is down the hall.

take your glasses out and relook at the board

Originally Posted by Warpe

The bad beat forum is down the hall.

that board is now 100x lol

Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 12:22am

I can understand wanting to isolate the shortstack and all, but maybe this was a bit extreme.

BTW I posted actually winnings results now to avoid any confusion amongst the seniors staying up past their bedtimes


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #627,366,510
Table Bochum, 24 Jul 2007 12:35 AM ET

Seat 2: fin2dogs ($7.25 in chips)
Seat 4: -Bless- ($202.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos [ K,K ] ($126 in chips)
Seat 8: hkk12345 ($111.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Fairway67 ($362.20 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
hkk12345 posts blind ($0.50), Fairway67 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
fin2dogs calls $1, -Bless- bets $202.50 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $126 and is all-in, hkk12345 folds, Fairway67 folds, fin2dogs calls $6.25 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards 7,7,K ]

Turn [board cards 7,7,K,J ]

River [board cards 7,7,K,J,4 ]


SHOWDOWN
-Bless- shows [ 9,9 ]
Galapogos shows [ K,K ]
fin2dogs shows [ 8,7 ]
-Bless- wins $76.50, Galapogos wins $235.65, Galapogos wins $22.10

Xpert.


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #631,541,385
Table TKK187's HE, 24 Jul 2007 9:50 PM ET

Seat 1: Cigarman35 ($298.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Fairway67 ($188.25 in chips)
Seat 6: catshool17 ($69.20 in chips)
Seat 7: bond2k2 ($96.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ J,J ] ($132.60 in chips)
Seat 10: monomaxos1 ($27.85 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Fairway67 posts blind ($0.50), catshool17 posts blind ($1), monomaxos1 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
bond2k2 calls $1, Galapogos bets $6, monomaxos1 folds, Cigarman35 folds, Fairway67 folds, catshool17 folds, bond2k2 calls $5.

Flop [board cards T,9,8 ]
bond2k2 checks, Galapogos bets $10, bond2k2 calls $10.

Turn [board cards T,9,8,3 ]
bond2k2 checks, Galapogos bets $24, bond2k2 calls $24.

River [board cards T,9,8,3,2 ]
bond2k2 bets $25, Galapogos calls $25.

SHOWDOWN
bond2k2 shows [ 5,8 ]
Galapogos shows [ J,J ]
Galapogos wins $129.50

I love it when people fold when I have ace high. If he had donked the rest of his chips I was folding!


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($83.60)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($19.10)
MP ($127.65)
Button ($42.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, A.
2 folds, Button raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, Button calls $5.

Flop: ($16.50) 2, 7, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, Button calls $8.

Turn: ($32.50) T (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $12, Hero calls $12.

River: ($56.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button folds.

Final Pot: $56.50

He must have put me on quad 4s...

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #647,992,977
Table Hildesheim, 28 Jul 2007 8:52 PM ET

Seat 3: vegie_9999 ($102 in chips)
Seat 6: Donols ($91.40 in chips)
Seat 8: nikita_16 ($93.05 in chips)
Seat 9: a.rostagno ($76.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5,T ] ($97.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
a.rostagno posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
vegie_9999 folds, Donols folds, nikita_16 folds, a.rostagno calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 4,7,K ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.

Turn [board cards 4,7,K,4 ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards 4,7,K,4,6 ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
a.rostagno shows [ A,A ]
Galapogos mucks cards [ 5,T ]
a.rostagno wins $1.90.

I'm never folding again... FWIW they both had pretty tight stats

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #706,115,740
Table El Paso, 11 Aug 2007 4:06 PM ET

Seat 3: pkitsos8 ($54.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Pergulez ($119.25 in chips)
Seat 8: -peeter- ($206.10 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ Q,Q ] ($93.10 in chips)
Seat 10: coster111 ($100.35 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
coster111 posts blind ($0.50), pkitsos8 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Pergulez bets $4, -peeter- folds, Galapogos bets $14, coster111 folds, pkitsos8 calls $13, Pergulez calls $10.

Flop [board cards K,2,J ]
pkitsos8 bets $4, Pergulez calls $4, Galapogos calls $4.

Turn [board cards K,2,J,7 ]
pkitsos8 bets $1, Pergulez bets $35, Galapogos folds, pkitsos8 calls $34.

River [board cards K,2,J,7,2 ]
pkitsos8 bets $1, Pergulez calls $1.

SHOWDOWN
pkitsos8 shows [ T,A ]
Pergulez shows [ 4,4 ]

You're my hero!!

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #710,280,518
Table Bari, 12 Aug 2007 4:13 PM ET

Seat 2: adrianus. ($118.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ 8,8 ] ($147.50 in chips)
Seat 5: StarthandAA ($82.30 in chips)
Seat 6: outofpositon ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: masssiiion ($66.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), StarthandAA posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
outofpositon calls $1, masssiiion calls $1, adrianus. folds, Galapogos calls $0.50, StarthandAA bets $5, outofpositon folds, masssiiion calls $5, Galapogos calls $5.

Flop [board cards 7,8,K ]
Galapogos checks, StarthandAA checks, masssiiion checks.

Turn [board cards 7,8,K,2 ]
Galapogos bets $13, StarthandAA calls $13, masssiiion folds.

River [board cards 7,8,K,2,3 ]
Galapogos bets $29, StarthandAA calls $29.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 8,8 ]
StarthandAA mucks cards [ Q,A ]
Galapogos wins $100.

Tight pre-flop, retarded post-flop is pretty common for online fish past the penny tables. At this point they know what good pre-flop hands look like, sometimes have charts, 2+ tabling, no travel and fast hands removes the live bordem tilt that gets people in there with weak pre-flop hands.

This thread is so awesome.

Galapogos, what would you say your image at the table is, people seem to react stragely to you.

Originally Posted by TwoKicker

Galapogos, what would you say your image at the table is, people seem to react stragely to you.

I'm just a very basic TAgg. I can't say for sure how they see me. I only run at about 22/14/2. Most of these hands are just one time unknowns doing stupid things.

Zero history. ZERO.

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #727,496,149
Table Krems, 16 Aug 2007 4:27 PM ET

Seat 1: foreground ($104.30 in chips)
Seat 3: 4447470 ($237.10 in chips)
Seat 4: uvdw77 ($102.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Galapogos [ T,7 ] ($107.20 in chips)
Seat 6: chocolatlove ($10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
chocolatlove posts blind ($0.50), foreground posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
4447470 folds, uvdw77 folds, Galapogos bets $4, chocolatlove folds, foreground calls $3.

Flop [board cards 8,6,9 ]
foreground bets $9, Galapogos bets $26, foreground bets $91.30 and is all-in, Galapogos bets $77.20 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 8,6,9,5 ]

River [board cards 8,6,9,5,2 ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ T,7 ]
foreground shows [ 4,4 ]
Galapogos wins $2.90, Galapogos wins $206.10.

I seriously thought I was behind as player seemed decent. But WTF?

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $104.80
CO: $18.95
Button: $85.25
Hero: $99.00
BB: $56.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with A A
UTG raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero raises to $21, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: T J J ($43, 2 players)
Hero bets $35, UTG calls.

Turn: 7 ($113, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $42.5, UTG calls.

River: 7 ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198)


Results:
Final pot: $198
Hero shows AC AH
UTG shows :As:

sometimes your opponents play like shit and just keep geting hit in the head by ms. luck . while you play correctly and can't win a pot to save your life. Those days can be very flustrating.

Another quality AA trap.

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #750,362,008
Table Chapstylez's HE, 21 Aug 2007 9:25 PM ET

Seat 1: leouf18 ($287.85 in chips)
Seat 5: xJackD7 ($264 in chips)
Seat 8: CRAZY_MOVE ($98 in chips)
Seat 9: Zaark_ ($99 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5,7 ] ($120.60 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Zaark_ posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
leouf18 folds, xJackD7 calls $1, CRAZY_MOVE folds, Zaark_ folds, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards J,K,K ]
Galapogos checks, xJackD7 checks.

Turn [board cards J,K,K,6 ]
Galapogos checks, xJackD7 checks.

River [board cards J,K,K,6,9 ]
Galapogos checks, xJackD7 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 5,7 ]
xJackD7 shows [ A,A ]
xJackD7 wins $2.40.


What's really criminal is this idiot left the table with about $500.

Semi-deep donkey madness!!!

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #754,018,623
Table New Haven, 22 Aug 2007 6:27 PM ET

Seat 2: Haluzator ($172.80 in chips)
Seat 3: archie_PDY ($110.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ A,T ] ($205.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Barrron123 ($99 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Haluzator posts blind ($0.50), archie_PDY posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, Barrron123 folds, Haluzator calls $3.50, archie_PDY folds.

Flop [board cards 3,T,4 ]
Haluzator bets $6, Galapogos bets $20, Haluzator calls $14.

Turn [board cards 3,T,4,Q ]
Haluzator bets $50, Galapogos calls $50.

River [board cards 3,T,4,Q,A ]
Haluzator bets $98.80 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $98.80.

SHOWDOWN
Haluzator shows [ 6,6 ]
Galapogos shows [ T,A ]
Galapogos wins $344.60.

Good fucking lord I really think I need to move out of this fucking country so I can play against real donkeys.

You ever make a bad squeeze against someone so awful that it actually makes it good?


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #506,928,471
Table Berlin, 25 Jun 2007 2:38 PM ET

Seat 1: Nzame II ($103.40 in chips)
Seat 2: CRAZY_MOVE ($130.25 in chips)
Seat 4: pepsico83 ($185.45 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ T,8 ] ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: cre2ix ($28.70 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
pepsico83 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
cre2ix calls $1, Nzame II folds, CRAZY_MOVE bets $4, pepsico83 calls $3.50, Galapogos bets $17, cre2ix folds, CRAZY_MOVE folds, pepsico83 calls $14.

Flop [board cards 6,2,8 ]
pepsico83 bets $5, Galapogos bets $40, pepsico83 calls $35.

Turn [board cards 6,2,8,3 ]
pepsico83 bets $10, Galapogos bets $42 and is all-in, pepsico83 calls $32.

River [board cards 6,2,8,3,9 ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ T,8 ]
pepsico83 shows [ 7,4 ]
Galapogos wins $202.

Of course had he hit on the river I would have proceeded on to perma-tilt.

HE PLAYED FINE ALL HE NEEDED WAS A 5 FFS

Can a brotha get some credit?!


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 PL (Real Money), #477,412,677
Table Poway, 18 Jun 2007 2:03 PM ET

Seat 2: billgehts67 ($29.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ J,J ] ($103 in chips)
Seat 4: turo99 ($242.95 in chips)
Seat 8: mino51 ($117.30 in chips)
Seat 9: bonvoisine ($69.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
turo99 posts blind ($1), mino51 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
bonvoisine calls $1, billgehts67 folds, Galapogos bets $5, turo99 folds, mino51 calls $4, bonvoisine calls $4.

Flop [board cards 8,5,3 ]
mino51 bets $16, bonvoisine folds, Galapogos bets $64, mino51 calls $48.

Turn [board cards 8,5,3,8 ]
mino51 checks, Galapogos bets $34 and is all-in, mino51 calls $34.

River [board cards 8,5,3,8,6 ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ J,J ]
mino51 shows [ 3,K ]
Galapogos wins $209.


In his defence, he did have a pretty good kicker...

TEXAS_HOLDEM, , P4-49439414-177
played at "Loco1338's HE" for USD RM from 1969-12-31 18:59:59 until 1969-12-31 18:59:59

Seat 2: szmarkus ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 3: kembaahONE ($118.35 in chips)
Seat 4: ebenezer4 ($123.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Galapogos ($107.40 in chips)
Seat 8: tmp_st ($131.25 in chips)
Seat 9: gertrud75 ($85.75 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
szmarkus posts blind ($0.50), kembaahONE posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
ebenezer4 folds, Galapogos folds, tmp_st folds, gertrud75 bets $3, szmarkus folds, kembaahONE calls $2.

Flop [board cards: J,4,3 ]
kembaahONE checks, gertrud75 bets $5, kembaahONE bets $15, gertrud75 calls $10.

Turn [board cards: J,4,3,J ]
kembaahONE bets $17, gertrud75 calls $17.

River [board cards: J,4,3,J,7 ]
kembaahONE bets $51, gertrud75 calls $50.75 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
kembaahONE shows [ 9H,AS ]
gertrud75 shows [ 8,7 ]
kembaahONE wins $0.25, gertrud75 wins $169

lolz give these guys better credit for their hand reading skills

You ever do that exercise where you watch the hand even though you're not in it and try to figure out both the players holes cards? Try this one on for size:


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-49706607-170
played at "tascha212's HE" for USD RM from 2007-09-12 11:35 until 2007-09-12 11:36

Seat 2: majestic82 ($30.15 in chips)
Seat 4: mikaluzzzzz ($135.45 in chips)
Seat 5: ethel6930 ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos ($50 in chips)
Seat 8: settele1 ($36.75 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
majestic82 posts blind ($0.25), mikaluzzzzz posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
ethel6930 folds, Galapogos folds, settele1 calls $0.50, majestic82 calls $0.25, mikaluzzzzz checks.

Flop [board cards: 6,6,7 ]
majestic82 bets $1.50, mikaluzzzzz folds, settele1 bets $6, majestic82 calls $4.50.

Turn [board cards: 6,6,7,7 ]
majestic82 bets $1.50, settele1 calls $1.50.

River [board cards: 6,6,7,7,3 ]
majestic82 bets $22.15 and is all-in, settele1 calls $22.15.

SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5,2 ]
settele1 shows [ 4,4 ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.


Oh no! Trap with 3 pair failed!? This site is rigged! He only had 2 pair ffs...

i hate u

Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan

i hate u

Don't. Despite the insanity that often surrounds me at the tables, I truly do run very bad in big pots lately. Hence the drop to 50NL momentarily to regroup. It hurts to see all this going on and I can't play too.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5,2 ]
settele1 shows [ 4,4 ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.

Wow, just wow.

Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

Originally Posted by Galapogos

SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5,2 ]
settele1 shows [ 4,4 ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.

Wow, just wow.

Come now. He was beating pockets 2s and 32.

Dealer: Starting a new hand (#657921650)
Dealer: emporioarmani2 posts Small Blind $0.25
Dealer: R3sistance posts Big Blind $0.50
Dealer: Dealing cards
Dealer: Your cards
Dealer: mirinda222 folds
Dealer: lazy7070 calls $0.50
Dealer: LinnKurlie folds
Dealer: malby folds
Dealer: emporioarmani2 calls $0.25
Dealer: R3sistance raises $2.50
Dealer: lazy7070 calls $2.50
Dealer: emporioarmani2 folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop
:Jh: :Js:
Dealer: R3sistance bets $0.50




lazy7070 has 10c left in his stack.




Dealer: lazy7070 folds

Set it or forget it!

Originally Posted by Galapogos

majestic82 shows [ 5,2 ]
settele1 shows [ 4,4 ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.

Great, thanks for that... Just to add to my already painful face due to 2 trapped nerves my cheeks are also hurting from laughing too much.

Every time I read this thread it makes me think I should switch to NL

PokerStars Game #12172179799: Tournament #61771634, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/20 - 18:47:44 (ET)
Table '61771634 1' 10-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (4190 in chips)
Seat 6: iMICKY (4370 in chips)
Seat 7: PjotrNL (2810 in chips)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (1605 in chips)
Seat 10: butcheboy (2025 in chips)
butcheboy: posts small blind 75
sexyhexy999: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 2woKicker [Kh Ks]
iMICKY: folds
PjotrNL: folds
2woKicker: raises 300 to 450
butcheboy: folds
sexyhexy999: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [5d 2c 3d]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 975
sexyhexy999: calls 975
*** TURN *** [5d 2c 3d] [9c]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 150
sexyhexy999: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [5d 2c 3d 9c] [5s]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 30 and is all-in
sexyhexy999: folds
2woKicker collected 3225 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3225 | Rake 0
Board [5d 2c 3d 9c 5s]
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: iMICKY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PjotrNL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (button) collected (3225)
Seat 10: butcheboy (small blind) folded before Flop

Originally Posted by TwoKicker

PokerStars Game #12172179799: Tournament #61771634, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/20 - 18:47:44 (ET)
Table '61771634 1' 10-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (4190 in chips)
Seat 6: iMICKY (4370 in chips)
Seat 7: PjotrNL (2810 in chips)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (1605 in chips)
Seat 10: butcheboy (2025 in chips)
butcheboy: posts small blind 75
sexyhexy999: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 2woKicker [Kh Ks]
iMICKY: folds
PjotrNL: folds
2woKicker: raises 300 to 450
butcheboy: folds
sexyhexy999: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [5d 2c 3d]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 975
sexyhexy999: calls 975
*** TURN *** [5d 2c 3d] [9c]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 150
sexyhexy999: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [5d 2c 3d 9c] [5s]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 30 and is all-in
sexyhexy999: folds
2woKicker collected 3225 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3225 | Rake 0
Board [5d 2c 3d 9c 5s]
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: iMICKY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PjotrNL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (button) collected (3225)
Seat 10: butcheboy (small blind) folded before Flop

he must have had the 1 of spades and the 0 of diamonds

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

lolz give these guys better credit for their hand reading skills

Is it great hand reading or just no foldem holdem. I mean if some donk is calling all the time and never folds by default they will make some sick calls.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3630351446: Table Highland (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:33:30 ET - 2007/09/21
Seat 1: Warpe ($429.40)
Seat 2: Festivi ($100)
Seat 3: GINO CASINO1 ($106.75)
Seat 4: eagleeye148 ($126.25)
Seat 5: seofresh ($315.30)
Seat 6: ashleydup ($38.50)
Warpe posts the small blind of $0.50
Festivi posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [9s 2s]
GINO CASINO1 raises to $3.50
eagleeye148 folds
seofresh calls $3.50
ashleydup folds
Warpe folds
Festivi folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah 3h]
GINO CASINO1 checks
seofresh checks
*** TURN *** [4c Ah 3h] [4s]
GINO CASINO1 bets $5
seofresh raises to $13
GINO CASINO1 raises to $47.50
seofresh has 15 seconds left to act
seofresh has requested TIME
seofresh raises to $82
GINO CASINO1 raises to $103.25, and is all in
seofresh calls $21.25
GINO CASINO1 shows [As 3c]
seofresh shows [Th Ad]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah 3h 4s] [3s]
GINO CASINO1 shows a full house, Threes full of Aces
seofresh shows two pair, Aces and Fours
GINO CASINO1 wins the pot ($212) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $215 | Rake $3
Board: [4c Ah 3h 4s 3s]
Seat 1: Warpe (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Festivi (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: GINO CASINO1 showed [As 3c] and won ($212) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 4: eagleeye148 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: seofresh showed [Th Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 6: ashleydup (button) didn't bet (folded)

Originally Posted by holdin2

Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

Originally Posted by Galapogos

SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5,2 ]
settele1 shows [ 4,4 ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.

Wow, just wow.

Come now. He was beating pockets 2s and 32.

Disgusting! Tell these people to play on stars.

Haha, no funny hands today, but I just had a pretty good laugh about some note I forgot about that I wrote on a guy when I reviewed him once he sat at the table: Couldn't fold TT on a board that had two overs, a 4 card straight, and a 3 card flush.

I love this site.

Anyone up for a visit to value town?


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-50634418-336
played at "Mexico City" for USD RM from 2007-09-26 22:40 until 2007-09-26 22:40

Seat 2: xzenit ($21.05 in chips)
Seat 5: deepelm1 ($47.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos ($53.85 in chips)
Seat 9: oh hi there ($96.35 in chips)
Seat 10: kangxi111 ($32.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
xzenit posts blind ($0.25), deepelm1 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos folds, oh hi there folds, kangxi111 folds, xzenit calls $0.25, deepelm1 checks.

Flop [board cards: 9,2,7 ]
xzenit bets $0.50, deepelm1 bets $1, xzenit calls $0.50.

Turn [board cards: 9,2,7,9 ]
xzenit checks, deepelm1 bets $1, xzenit calls $1.

River [board cards: 9,2,7,9,4 ]
xzenit checks, deepelm1 bets $1, xzenit calls $1.

SHOWDOWN
deepelm1 shows [ A,A ]
xzenit mucks cards [ 2,3 ]
deepelm1 wins $6.65.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

UTG ($5.18)
Hero ($12.42)
CO ($10.49)
Button ($7.62)
SB ($11.73)
BB ($4.92)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , , , .
UTG calls $0.05, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.15) , , (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.1, UTG calls $0.10, SB calls $0.10.

Turn: ($0.45) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: ($0.45) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

Final Pot: $0.45

Results in white below:
SB has Kd 6h 7h 4c (straight flush, eight high).
BB has Ad Qd Td Js (one pair, eights).

Outcome: SB wins $0.45.

Man you guys really need to get into the wonderment that is live poker.

Hand from 1/2 retardfest last night:

UTG raise to 15 PF, 4 callers (standard).
Flop: 9910R
UTG bets $50 MP calls.
Turn J
UTG goes allin for $150, MP calls and shows.... Q5os??!?!?!

Originally Posted by Deanglow

UTG goes allin for $150, MP calls and shows.... Q5os??!?!?!

Them picture cards.... they be workin heavy magic.

Gotta love live games.

Originally Posted by Deanglow

Man you guys really need to get into the wonderment that is live poker.

Hand from 1/2 retardfest last night:

UTG raise to 15 PF, 4 callers (standard).
Flop: 9910R
UTG bets $50 MP calls.
Turn J
UTG goes allin for $150, MP calls and shows.... Q5os??!?!?!

you never know what cards are coming out..

Weakest-Tight-Passive player i've ever encountered. I should of only bet 500 on the river because if he was folding that would have worked. Even better would have been to check and see if he checks behind. Would make this even more lol.

PokerStars Game #12748554438: Tournament #64698687, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/10/20 - 21:13:29 (ET)
Table '64698687 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: th1986 (10515 in chips)
Seat 5: ciemme69 (2985 in chips)
th1986: posts the ante 50
ciemme69: posts the ante 50
ciemme69: posts small blind 300
th1986: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to th1986 [2h 6c]
ciemme69: calls 300
th1986: checks
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c 4d]
th1986: checks
ciemme69: checks
*** TURN *** [Td 9c 4d] [Ah]
th1986: checks
ciemme69: checks
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c 4d Ah] [5d]
th1986: bets 800
ciemme69: calls 800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
th1986: shows [2h 6c] (high card Ace)
ciemme69: shows [Ad As] (three of a kind, Aces)
ciemme69 collected 2900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2900 | Rake 0
Board [Td 9c 4d Ah 5d]
Seat 1: th1986 (big blind) showed [2h 6c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: ciemme69 (button) (small blind) showed [Ad As] and won (2900) with three of a kind, Aces

Live poker is fun.
$100 effective 1/2 NL
UTG calls $2 BU raises to $15 folds to UTG who calls. (Pot is $33)
FLOP: 235 all spades
UTG checks. BU goes allin for $85 UTG calls $85.

Button shows QdQs
UTG shows 6h7h and proceeds to spike... nothing.

Just found this hand in my database from January (when I sucked)

POKERSTARS GAME #8166802466: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/28 - 15:58:56 (ET)
Table 'Siegena V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Drock328 ($135.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Tim'sQTpie ($107.05 in chips)
Seat 3: Levinas ($13.50 in chips)
Seat 4: TripleQ ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($98 in chips)
Seat 6: bbrad24 ($194.10 in chips)
Seat 7: Daniel8625 ($194 in chips)
Seat 8: Gridi ($113.95 in chips)
Seat 9: Def_jammer ($97.50 in chips)
bbrad24: posts small blind $0.50
Daniel8625: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jd Js]
Gridi: calls $1
Def_jammer: folds
Drock328: folds
Tim'sQTpie: folds
Levinas: folds
TripleQ: folds
Hero: raises $4 to $5
bbrad24: folds
Daniel8625: calls $4
Gridi: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 7d Jh]
Daniel8625: bets $5
Hero: raises $5 to $10
Daniel8625: calls $5
*** TURN *** [4c 7d Jh] [Jc]
Daniel8625: bets $10
Hero: raises $10 to $20
Daniel8625: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [4c 7d Jh Jc] [4h]
Daniel8625: checks
Hero: bets $40
Daniel8625: calls $40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jd Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
Daniel8625: mucks hand
Hero collected $148.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $151.50 | Rake $3
Board [4c 7d Jh Jc 4h]
Seat 1: Drock328 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Tim'sQTpie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Levinas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TripleQ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero (button) showed [Jd Js] and won ($148.50) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: bbrad24 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Daniel8625 (big blind) mucked [6h Kd]
Seat 8: Gridi folded before Flop
Seat 9: Def_jammer folded before Flop (didn't bet)

My favorite live hand:

I'm getting fuck all for cards at a 200NL game so I decide to make a squeeze when I'm on the button (horrible idea in a live game of course!)

Some old guy opens UTG for 7bb (he has done this for almost every hand so far, I have no idea why he had so many $1 chips), 3 callers, I reraise to 40bb with 78o.

Of course he calls, I curse my luck that he actually has gold this time instead of the absolute garbage he has had every other time.

I completely miss the flop naturally, he checks and stares me down, he only has like 35bbs left. I still have overs so I figure fuck it just get it over with and put the rest in. I have yet to move though, all I do is look at my chips and he sighs loudly and pitches QJo face up. I show my hand and he snaps.

Then I proceed to get KK and AA a ridiculous amount of times after that. Of course I end up 3-betting him out of a few more pots preflop which pisses him off more and he begins to call me "Reraising Ronnie". "Watch out for Reraising Ronnie there, doesn't have a clue how to play just bets like a fool preflop." Normally I live to engage with people like this but I remain decent out of respect for the other players at the table as he was what even the worst of players would consider the mark.


THEN later on I witness this hand: Full stacks, UTG raises 10bb preflop, BU 3-bets to 30bb total, UTG calls. Unimpressive flop (in other words I don't remember it), UTG bets 20bb, BU min-raises, UTG calls. Turn is nothing, UTG bets 30bb, BU min-raises, UTG calls. River more nothing, UTG bets 40, BU min-raises, UTG folds with about 20bbs left in his stack and BU shows the A high bluff with AJo.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-53319467-523
played at "Temecula" for USD RM from 2007-11-06 12:03 until 2007-11-06 12:05

Seat 1: Galapogos [ 6,7 ]($56.15 in chips)
Seat 2: DonSoprano ($77.70 in chips)
Seat 3: -AnehtA- ($55.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Alron21 ($57 in chips)
Seat 10: RomanS86 ($48 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
-AnehtA- posts blind ($0.25), Alron21 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
RomanS86 folds, Galapogos bets $2, DonSoprano folds, -AnehtA- calls $1.75, Alron21 folds.

Flop [board cards: J,5,8]
-AnehtA- checks, Galapogos bets $3, -AnehtA- calls $3.

-AnehtA-:Galapogos is always bluffing.

Turn [board cards: J,5,8,4]
-AnehtA- checks, Galapogos bets $8, -AnehtA- calls $8.

-AnehtA-:He's stupid, see how he's just giving me his money?

River [board cards: J,5,8,4,K]
-AnehtA- checks, Galapogos bets $43.15 and is all-in,

Then he slooooooowrolls it nearly right to the end and types:Hahahaaha, idiot! tyvm!

-AnehtA- calls $42.05 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 6,7 ]
-AnehtA- shows [ 8,8 ]
Galapogos wins $1.10, Galapogos wins $109.10.

Then he starts ranting about how this site is soooo fucking rigged.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Then he slooooooowrolls it nearly right to the end and types:Hahahaaha, idiot! tyvm!

owned

I just don't understand them...

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53379605-1395
Table Choluteca, 11 Jul 2007 10:45 PM ET

Seat 1: forza.1 ($111.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Galapogos [ 9,7 ] ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 3: noz1900 ($23.95 in chips)
Seat 5: X_clusive1 ($51.80 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), noz1900 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
X_clusive1 bets $2, forza.1 calls $2, Galapogos bets $9, noz1900 folds, X_clusive1 folds, forza.1 calls $7.25.

Flop [board cards K,K,7 ]
Galapogos bets $14, forza.1 calls $14.

Turn [board cards K,K,7,8 ]
Galapogos checks, forza.1 checks.

River [board cards K,K,7,8,9 ]
Galapogos checks, forza.1 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 9,7 ]
forza.1 mucks cards [ A,Q ]
Galapogos wins $47.50.


So obviously I felt quite confident he would pay this sexy biotch off!!!!

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53379605-1399
Table Choluteca, 11 Jul 2007 10:49 PM ET

Seat 1: forza.1 ($88.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Galapogos [ J,T ] ($73.75 in chips)
Seat 3: noz1900 ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 5: X_clusive1 ($49.75 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
forza.1 posts blind ($0.25), Galapogos posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
noz1900 folds, X_clusive1 folds, forza.1 calls $0.25, Galapogos bets $2, forza.1 calls $2.

Flop [board cards A,Q,K ]
forza.1 checks, Galapogos checks.

Turn [board cards A,Q,K,Q ]
forza.1 checks, Galapogos bets $3.50, forza.1 calls $3.50.

River [board cards A,Q,K,Q,J ]
forza.1 bets $10, Galapogos bets $67.75 and is all-in, forza.1 calls $57.75.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ J,T ]
forza.1 shows [ K,9 ]
Galapogos wins $146.

Please no critiquing the flop check, I had 3 big hands going on other tables and didn't realize I had flopped the straight. :P

What?? Tarp no good?!?!

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53607429-223
Table Charli10's HE, 11 Oct 2007 6:37 PM ET

Seat 1: Galapogos [ 6,6 ] ($102.15 in chips)
Seat 2: -NoDice- ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 3: 777mafia777 ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 4: polskakamil ($42.65 in chips)
Seat 6: rivimies ($8.95 in chips)
Seat 7: soehnemann ($51.25 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
-NoDice- posts blind ($0.25), 777mafia777 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
polskakamil calls $0.50, rivimies calls $0.50, soehnemann folds, Galapogos calls $0.50, -NoDice- calls $0.25, 777mafia777 checks.

Flop [board cards 4,6,T ]
-NoDice- checks, 777mafia777 bets $2, polskakamil bets $5, rivimies bets $8.45 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $8.45, -NoDice- folds, 777mafia777 bets $13.25 and is all-in, polskakamil calls $10.25, Galapogos bets $93.20 and is all-in, polskakamil calls $26.90 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 4,6,T,7 ]

River [board cards 4,6,T,7,K ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 6,6 ]
777mafia777 shows [ 4,4 ]
polskakamil shows [ A,A ]
rivimies shows [ 7,8 ]
Galapogos wins $168.50.

you enjoy playing against half-stacks?

You just got it all-in 4 ways and the pot wasn't even 200bbs

No one buys in full, I have no choice. Besides, the aces guy was my target at the table.

Why bluffing at 50NL is just wrong wrong wrong:

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53449716-957
Table Murrieta, 11 Aug 2007 9:44 PM ET

Seat 2: mrxx1 ($40.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ J,J ] ($89.10 in chips)
Seat 8: -Merta- ($47.90 in chips)
Seat 10: Clarkyy ($77.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), -Merta- posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Clarkyy folds, mrxx1 calls $0.50, Galapogos bets $3, -Merta- folds, mrxx1 calls $2.75.

Flop [board cards 7,3,4 ]
Galapogos bets $6, mrxx1 calls $6.

Turn [board cards 7,3,4,T ]
Galapogos bets $16, mrxx1 calls $16.

River [board cards 7,3,4,T,7 ]
Galapogos bets $15.50, mrxx1 calls $15.50 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ J,J ]
mrxx1 mucked [ A,J ]
Galapogos wins $80.50.

And on a tragic note, I actually lost about $500 at 100NL to some guy last month who chased aces like this where we would get it in on the turn and he would hit the ace he was chasing everytime on the river. It happened in about the span of 30 minutes too.

POKERSTARS GAME #13259376188: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/15 - 15:45:39 (ET)
Table 'Oceana III' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DunnLosing ($114 in chips)
Seat 2: NLpoker ($446.20 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($205.05 in chips)
Seat 4: C1fer ($40 in chips)
Seat 5: astra666 ($131.65 in chips)
Seat 6: RoseyCP ($75.15 in chips)
Seat 7: TheTinMan13 ($202.75 in chips)
Seat 8: krischnumani ($199 in chips)
Seat 9: iponnet ($211.90 in chips)
kemikar: posts small blind $1
C1fer: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Jd Js]
astra666: raises $4 to $6
RoseyCP: calls $6
TheTinMan13: folds
krischnumani: calls $6
iponnet: folds
DunnLosing: folds
NLpoker: folds
kemikar: raises $28 to $34
C1fer: folds
astra666: calls $28
RoseyCP: folds
krischnumani: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 3c 2s]
kemikar: bets $171.05 and is all-in
astra666: calls $97.65 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d 3c 2s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3c 2s Ah] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
astra666: mucks hand
kemikar collected $274.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $277.30 | Rake $3
Board [5d 3c 2s Ah 5c]
Seat 1: DunnLosing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NLpoker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kemikar (small blind) showed [Jd Js] and won ($274.30) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 4: C1fer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: astra666 mucked [9h Qh]
Seat 6: RoseyCP folded before Flop
Seat 7: TheTinMan13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: krischnumani folded before Flop
Seat 9: iponnet folded before Flop (didn't bet)

And another

POKERSTARS GAME #13259273620: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/15 - 15:40:33 (ET)
Table 'Agrippina II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Daut44 ($196 in chips)
Seat 2: no.1deerhtr ($166.75 in chips)
Seat 3: JFred29 ($373.10 in chips)
Seat 5: GenetikFreak ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: Dilith ($208.90 in chips)
Seat 7: kemikar ($198 in chips)
Seat 8: KarlSpakler ($234 in chips)
Seat 9: TheTinMan13 ($188 in chips)
kemikar: posts small blind $1
KarlSpakler: posts big blind $2
aggiefan619: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Qs Qd]
TheTinMan13: folds
Daut44: folds
no.1deerhtr: raises $4 to $6
JFred29: folds
GenetikFreak: folds
Dilith: folds
kemikar: raises $14 to $20
KarlSpakler: folds
no.1deerhtr: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [5s 7d 4d]
kemikar: checks
no.1deerhtr: bets $20
kemikar: raises $158 to $178 and is all-in
no.1deerhtr: calls $126.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s 7d 4d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 7d 4d 4h] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
no.1deerhtr: mucks hand
no.1deerhtr leaves the table
kemikar collected $332.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $335.50 | Rake $3
Board [5s 7d 4d 4h 2d]
Seat 1: Daut44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: no.1deerhtr mucked [Kc 3c]
Seat 3: JFred29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GenetikFreak folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Dilith (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kemikar (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and won ($332.50) with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 8: KarlSpakler (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: TheTinMan13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Don't ask, because I don't know.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($627.95)
MP ($341.85)
CO ($353.50)
Button ($478.80)
SB ($158.15)
BB ($400)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7, A.
Hero raises to $15, 1 fold, CO calls $15, 3 folds.

Flop: ($36) 8, 3, J (2 players)
Hero bets $28, CO calls $28.

Turn: ($92) K (2 players)
Hero bets $64, CO calls $64.

River: ($220) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $164, CO calls $164.

Final Pot: $548

Results below:
Hero has 7h Ah (one pair, threes).
CO has Qd 4c (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $548.

I'm gonna start playing at the OnGame network from today! Can you say fishy?

Didn't even give me time to consider how to get the money from him.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($202.30)
UTG ($24.70)
MP ($100)
Button ($138.60)
SB ($143.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 8.
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.50) 6, 8, 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $23.7 (All-In), Hero calls $23.70.

Turn: ($0) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($0) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $49.90

Hero has 6s 8d (full house, sixes full of eights).
UTG has 9d Ac (two pair, sixes and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $49.90.

PokerStars Game #13421511083: Tournament #68090258, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/23 - 15:45:24 (ET)
Table '68090258 4' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Avi_Tristan (2645 in chips)
Seat 2: jonsie47 (1380 in chips)
Seat 3: geronimo34 (2345 in chips)
Seat 4: Baldr22 (1635 in chips)
Seat 5: Trex918 (4255 in chips)
Seat 6: Noctambulist (1780 in chips)
Seat 7: mcgink (1485 in chips)
Seat 8: spiderdidi (3005 in chips)
Seat 9: C0rb1n (1910 in chips)
Noctambulist: posts small blind 25
mcgink: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [7s 7h]
spiderdidi: folds
C0rb1n: raises 100 to 150
Avi_Tristan: folds
jonsie47: folds
geronimo34: folds
Baldr22: folds
Trex918: calls 150
Noctambulist: folds
mcgink: raises 100 to 250
C0rb1n: calls 100
Trex918: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qs 2s 8s]
mcgink: bets 200
C0rb1n: raises 200 to 400
Trex918: raises 200 to 600
mcgink: folds
C0rb1n: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Qs 2s 8s] [9c]
C0rb1n: checks
Trex918: bets 400
C0rb1n: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Qs 2s 8s 9c] [Th]
C0rb1n: bets 500
Trex918: raises 500 to 1000
C0rb1n: folds
Trex918 collected 3975 from pot
Trex918: shows [As 3s] (a flush, Ace high)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3975 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 2s 8s 9c Th]
Seat 1: Avi_Tristan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jonsie47 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: geronimo34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Baldr22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Trex918 (button) collected (3975)
Seat 6: Noctambulist (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: mcgink (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: spiderdidi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: C0rb1n folded on the River [160 CHIPS LEFT!!!]

I think these guys thought they were still at the blackjack tables. 20's a good right??


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54583842-539
played at "Circleville" for USD RM from 2007-11-24 22:42 until 2007-11-24 22:43

Seat 1: 14253647 ($108 in chips)
Seat 5: enemytarget ($60.30 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($131.45 in chips)
Seat 9: x Buhda ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 10: UKaplan ($152.40 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
enemytarget posts blind ($0.25), Galapogos posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
x Buhda calls $0.50, UKaplan bets $3.50, 14253647 folds, enemytarget folds, Galapogos folds, x Buhda calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 2,T,2 ]
x Buhda checks, UKaplan checks.

Turn [board cards: 2,T,2,K ]
x Buhda checks, UKaplan checks.

River [board cards: 2,T,2,K,5 ]
x Buhda bets $6, UKaplan bets $20, x Buhda thinks forever and calls $14.

SHOWDOWN
UKaplan shows [ 9,A ]
x Buhda shows [ 9,A ]
x Buhda wins $23.15, UKaplan wins $23.10.

Just playing and I kinda stepped back for a sec and laughed. Those are some sweet stats on these guys.

El Oh El, weekends.

I always wonder what reasoning a persons mind takes to justify playing a hand for $50 when you initially only wanted to play it for 50 cents.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54611499-876
played at "Colon" for USD RM from 2007-11-25 12:58 until 2007-11-25 12:59

Seat 1: loding ($53.80 in chips)
Seat 2: Balkie31 ($93.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ K,A ] ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 7: icebreaker-- ($12 in chips)
Seat 8: fernando2313 ($73.80 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), icebreaker-- posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
fernando2313 folds, loding calls $0.50, Balkie31 folds, Galapogos bets $2.25, icebreaker-- bets $11.50 and is all-in, loding calls $11.50, Galapogos bets $46.25 and is all-in, loding calls $36.75.

Flop [board cards: T,3,4 ]

Turn [board cards: T,3,4,9 ]

River [board cards: T,3,4,9,5 ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ K,A ]
icebreaker-- shows [ 9,A ]
loding shows [ J,K ]
Galapogos wins $73.50, Galapogos wins $34.50.


Of course he won it back a few hands later because calling all-in on the flop vs JJ if you have A high is a good idea if you know you'll spike the river.

Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54611901-736
played at "Chitungwiza" for USD RM from 2007-11-25 12:45 until 2007-11-25 12:46

Seat 3: gameman1234 ($56.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ A,A ] ($83.20 in chips)
Seat 6: drash1 ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 9: HarryKings ($9.70 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
gameman1234 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $2, drash1 folds, HarryKings folds, gameman1234 bets $3, Galapogos bets $11, gameman1234 bets $19, Galapogos bets $70.20 and is all-in, gameman1234 calls $33.70 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards: Q,T,9 ]

Turn [board cards: Q,T,9,2 ]

River [board cards: Q,T,9,2,J ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,A ]
gameman1234 shows [ 73 ]
Galapogos wins $27, Galapogos wins $110.90.


I would also like to take this moment to thank the river for not putting me on mega tilt like it has been so often lately in big pots. And throw a big FUCK YOU out to the turn for scaring me like that.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

Never heard of the bluff-call I take it?

Originally Posted by Ash256

Originally Posted by Galapogos

Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

Never heard of the bluff-call I take it?

Ok I see. So he probably thought something like: He's raised like 4 times in the past 10 minutes preflop. He can't have aces everytime, lets see if I can push him off. Nope, now he bet me again. I've never seen him 4-bet before but that means it would be a great idea to bluff with one. So lets see if he can handle a little 5-bet action. Nope, he raised over that too. I dunno though, that push looks awful bluffy. Plus I have a 7 and 7's are lucky, so I have outs. Altight, lets see what he's got.