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    Default Werewolf - Ship at Sea

    "As CEO of Silver Bullet Industries, it is my distinct honor to announce that we shall be posting record profits for the 14th straight quarter. Surely whatever it is that we do, we do it best. As I could not pocket hundreds of millions of dollars without piggybacking on the hard work of you all, it is only my pleasure to thank you in a manner which also demonstrates my obscene wealth. In honor of our unparalleled successes we have commandeered this cruise liner and repurposed it as the HMAS Drink Your Ass Off. For the duration of our cruise party, think not of me, Triptanes, as your CEO and rather think of me as your friend. Booze in the back, strippers to all sides; allow us to set sail for Celebration!"

    Triptanes walks away from the podium to uproarious applause and silently nods to himself as he shifts into his alter-ego lolzzz_321. You hate his alter ego, but it’s OK - he’ll be gone after tonight.

    Viscaro is the only person wearing a name tag as fulksy ate his. Jokes on everyone else as the name tags were printed on sheets of blotter acid.

    Kfaess attempts to chat up a nice lady of the evening, but is upstaged by OngBonga who thinks he can teach these strippers a thing or two about poll-dancing. DropTheBanana is unamused. He has no choice but to show OngBonga exactly how is it that beautiful people put themselves through medical school.

    Behind the bar, XxStacksxX is whipping up the world’s finest appletinis. Bigred is nearby attempting to roofie every freshly poured glass. Philly and the phantics is pretending not to notice as he cuts in line for seconds.

    DanAronG and Roid_Rage sit transfixed by wufwugy as he delivers an impromptu in-depth-tu lecture on daisy pollen’s affect on West African economies in a world of rapid desertification. “…and that is why the world is both headed for a new financial ice age and losing the fight against global warming. Surely it should not be called the butterfly effect; instead the chrysanthemum effect sounds quite right.” "Woah," Roid_Rage forgot he was holding the bong as his mind rested on the shores of a far off land imagining tiny particulates of plant semen changing the world.

    Supahaole has already given Ragnar4 a black eye over a simple misunderstanding, or really a mispronunciation. StillDeadMoney is nearby crying, blaming himself for the abbreviated brawl. Through it all, Ragnar4 has only found his original labeling of supahaole to be more accurate than ever.

    XTR1000, jackvance, bode, HoopyDude, Donachello, GatorJH, mbiz, and Carroters sit down for a nice game of No Limit Texas Hold ‘em – the Cadillac of Poker, the BMW of cards, the Honda of investments. It was easiest to tell which man was winning by the tint of his sunglasses.

    Keith_MM and WillburForce danced to dance the night away.

    Everyone was enjoying themselves for Night 1.

    ONLY THE SEER HAS ANY ACTIONABLE OPTIONS ON NIGHT 1. THE WEREWOLF'S CHOICE HAS BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY SET. YOU FIND THESE CIRCUMSTANCES TO BE VERY WELL BALANCED.

    SEER PM ME WITH YOUR CHOICE



    The rules are simple: It’s Classic Werewolf.
    The Seer gets 1 lookup every night.
    The Angel gets 1 protect every night.
    The Vigilante gets 1 bullet every even night starting night 2. He may stockpile his bullets at his leisure. He may fire as many as he has on any given night.

    The Werewolves get 1 kill every night, the night 1 kill is a non-player yet to be named except for having basically been named above.


    24 bodies on the poop-deck:

    XxStacksxX
    wufwugy
    DanAronG
    Viscaro
    philly and the phantics
    fulksy
    kfaess
    OngBonga
    Roid_Rage
    DropTheBanana
    supahaole
    bigred
    Ragnar4
    StillDeadMoney
    WillburForce
    Keith_MM
    mbiz
    GatorJH
    Donachello
    HoopyDude
    bode
    XTR1000
    Carroters
    Jackvance


    16 Villagers
    1 Seer
    1 Angel
    1 Vigilante

    5 Werewolves
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    You are encouraged to post on Night 1.
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    You see, the rebound effect of Liberian precipitation necessitates aggregate colonization of trickle-down honey capture. The Horst theorem predicts that the huckleberry should stimulate liquidity forecasts, not the daisy. Being that it's actually the daisy doing such, scientists are baffled

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    Everyone has been sent a PM with their roles, including villagers. If you did not receive a PM, let me know through the usual back channels.
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    You forgot the part where myself Dan and wufwugy passed da bong imo.
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    Lynch filthy and the goddamn cheaters.
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    Bong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    the night 1 kill is a non-player yet to be named except for having basically been named above.
    This line made me read over the OP like 8 times. Neither Keith_MM or WillburForce were mentioned in the intro, one of them? fulsky ate an aciddic name tag, will this tip his ph balance unto death?
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    Night 1 nom will be lolz then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viscaro View Post
    This line made me read over the OP like 8 times. Neither Keith_MM or WillburForce were mentioned in the intro, one of them? fulsky ate an aciddic name tag, will this tip his ph balance unto death?
    Read closer.
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    lol pretty decent intro, I think my fav part is wufwugy's lecture on daisy pollen
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfaess View Post
    lol pretty decent intro, I think my fav part is wufwugy's lecture on daisy pollen
    Pretty decent? That was the best OP ITT!
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    Hai gais. *Waits for Keith's essay on the posts so far*
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    Ah so triptanes is being thrown to the wolves. Well that makes far more sense. He fulfills 2/3 of the contradictory statement.
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    to oblige carroter's request, it seems obvious that he is still going to be a liability to the village and that viscaro needs to read things more carefully , and green writing is horrible.
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    back and ready to atone for the last game. Is it too early to lynch philly or bigred?
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    it's never to early to lynch bigred!
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    Before you guys do that, have a drink!

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    Anyone wanna come to the front of the ship with me? I'll lift you up and it'll feel like you're flying and maybe your skirt will blow up etc.
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    Make sure you double my dosage of roofy BR, I have a high tolerance.
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    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
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    Got my PM! I'm so excited to see what my role is! Opening it now!

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    Oh hey, I'm an asshole! Yay me!
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    daytime prrrrease
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    great intro.
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    It looks like someone is getting "modkilled" on night 1 because they sent a PM to rilla to withdraw or something.

    I am saddened that Warpe isn't playing. I was looking forward to hear about how much I suck at this game... looks like Keith will have to pick up the slack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Got my PM! I'm so excited to see what my role is! Opening it now!

    Wait for it...





    Wait for it...





    Oh hey, I'm an asshole! Yay me!
    That was actually really funny, and hai! Did someone say something about drugs? I'd like some drugs please.
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  28. #28
    Nice intro. Whilst grinding with Keith I think he had a boner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    That was actually really funny, and hai! Did someone say something about drugs? I'd like some drugs please.
    How's that rum and coke I gave you? Feeling conscious? Probably not.

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    In the early hours of the morning, the HMAS Drink Your Ass Off drifts listlessly through calm waters. On board, red-eyed, head-ached, hanged-over party survivors drift listlessly from their beds in search of anything to soothe what ails them. In their search for a little greasy food to settle the stomach and ibuprofen to settle the rest, they happen upon a terrible sight.

    Across the entire ship a high pitched scream akin to the sounds of a 13 year old girl meeting Justin Beiber shrills across every open ear. Everyone comes rushing to find a few people aghast staring empty-eyed at the body of lolzzz_321, CEO of Silver Bullet Industries shred to bits.

    "What the hell happened?"

    "He looks like he was eaten by a werewolf."

    All fully accept this premise and decide that the best course of action is to hang one of their member. And they put it to a vote.

    Day 1


    13 Votes to Lynch


    24 bodies on the poop-deck:

    XxStacksxX
    wufwugy
    DanAronG
    Viscaro
    philly and the phantics
    fulksy
    kfaess
    OngBonga
    Roid_Rage
    DropTheBanana
    supahaole
    bigred
    Ragnar4
    StillDeadMoney
    WillburForce
    Keith_MM
    mbiz
    GatorJH
    Donachello
    HoopyDude
    bode
    XTR1000
    Carroters
    Jackvance


    lolzzz_321, CEO of Silver Bullet Industries, was killed on Night 1

    16 Villagers
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    1 Angel
    1 Vigilante

    5 Werewolves
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    ok - do we lynch a noob?

    I'm a villager, but plan on actually contributing this time btw.
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    quite a lot of lists (see above) actually, WillburForce replied listfully.
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    listen lets lynch SDM said Hoopy
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    Lynch SDM. We're infoless, it's day 1 and he's shown what a catastrophy he can be to the village. If we get super lucky, we'll lynch him and he'll be the vig.

    Also down for a keith lynch, since it's only a matter of time before he starts tilting the shit out of me.

    I'm also keeping my eye firmly on that philly guy this time; sneaky cheating wolf imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Nice intro. Whilst grinding with Keith I think he had a boner.
    quite funny really considering how often west ham got shafted by Birmingham lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    quite funny really considering how often west ham got shafted by Birmingham lately.
    ouch thats a low blow!

    Lynch Keith!
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    Lynch SDM

    Obvious day 1 hang no? I won't be looking to lynch him day 1 every time, but this game it's got to happen. Also I'll be pretty quick on a BR wagon for day 2, I'm not going to let the village forget he snap-bolded a villager on final day last time also, he just got lucky that the SDM took the fall.

    Not really keen on a Keith lynch, I found it really funny that he went early last time but the village seemed to struggle without his essays. We should get rid of the liabilities first, and then see who's contributing and who's not. I'll be moving house this week, but I'll still be checking this thread at least twice daily, so don't expect any sympathy off me if you go missing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    quite funny really considering how often west ham got shafted by Birmingham lately.
    Haha I'm a Birmingham fan, I'm looking forward to a nice night outside the Blues ground queueing overnight to get tickets for the league cup final against Arsenal. I wonder what the West Ham fans will be doing? Contemplating relegation with their new board probably. It's ok though, Sullivan/Gold/Brady have plenty of Championship experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters View Post
    Lynch SDM. We're infoless, it's day 1 and he's shown what a catastrophy he can be to the village. If we get super lucky, we'll lynch him and he'll be the vig.
    Oh the sweet irony of picking on someone who led the village to defeat.....Wait didn't you do that?
    Also down for a keith lynch, since it's only a matter of time before he starts tilting the shit out of me.
    And to confirm how bad you are at this game you ignore last games result of me dying early having voted supa and Roid (both wolves) by wanting to get rid of me again.

    Time to tilt you early this game ,lynch carroters


    I'm also keeping my eye firmly on that philly guy this time; sneaky cheating wolf imo.
    what ???everyone is saying....why not lynch SDM ..... I would rather have him shot by the vigilante tonight so that he can claim to be the seer today, protect himself if he's the angel , die if hes an ordinary villager or wolf . it just seems right somehow that he who kills villagers with the arrow shalt die by the arrow. But you might be thinking ......if hes the seer or the angel he'll be revealed to the wolves. Chances are that the wagon on him would roll anyway and he'd have to out himself anyway so we don't lose anything this way.
    seems a win:win solution as we would preserve our seer from the vig.


    so back to reasons for lynching Carroters.
    1. he's just as bad as SDM at the game.
    2. he says we have no info , then jumps on to form a wagon on SDM which is likely to roll non stop to an info less end to the day. Will that benefit the village , not at all . does it benefit the wolves every bit.
    3. you are hoping hes the vig and the village lose the Vig. I'd rather have a Vig and he stores his bullets to use on revealed wolves or in a toss up between two claimed angels/seers. Your lack of thinking about the game is a hindrance to the village.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Haha I'm a Birmingham fan, I'm looking forward to a nice night outside the Blues ground queueing overnight to get tickets for the league cup final against Arsenal. I wonder what the West Ham fans will be doing? Contemplating relegation with their new board probably. It's ok though, Sullivan/Gold/Brady have plenty of Championship experience.
    recind Keith, Lynch OngBonga

    Don't hate on West Ham. Just because you're previous owners (who rescued your sorry arses) decided to move on to bigger and better and things.
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  44. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    recind Keith, Lynch OngBonga

    Don't hate on West Ham. Just because you're previous owners (who rescued your sorry arses) decided to move on to bigger and better and things.
    Football wars itt. Yup, they sure did rescue our arses, I actually consider them heros to our club. I wonder if you guys will feel the same this time in 15 years?

    I'm not going to be childish and vote based on football though, not unless we have a Villa fan playing.
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    Wow, you're a fucking moron Keith. If you look over my history, it's really not anywhere near as bad as you continuosly make out. I cannot be assed entertaining any of those dumbass points against me but in the interest of refuting a feeble attack against a villager, here goes. Swatting away irrational flies is kind of fun I guess.

    1. No I'm not, although I'm fairly new I post logically (unlike you) and try to make things happen for the village (as you do.) Once again, I wasn't as massively off as you constantly make out I was in Hoth. I had a decent line of thought that I got too encompassed in one aspect of. Keeping more of an open mind is definitely something I learned from that game.

    2. Lynching SDM in lack of a better choice will benifit us more than lynching some other random in lack of a better choice. Obviously if someone comes out looking very wolfy early on we can switch.

    3. A: This is clearly a joke. I'm not sure if you level when you say things like this or are actually just a huge retard....I hope for your sake it's the former.

    B: I think it's easily superior for the vig to save a bullet tonight for when he has some more information. Wasting one on a predetermined shot that occurs (rightly imo) because we have no better targets seems awful. Why do you want the vig (a villager who can make a decision purely to himself, uncorrupted by wolves) wasting a bullet tonight when he can have a shot with info on a later day and actually have a better than 5/24 chacne of hitting a wolf? Why do you want the village making 2 kills with no info, rather than 1 kill with info and 1 without?

    The reason I struggle so much with people like you Keith is that you're highly irrational. That tilts me more than anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Football wars itt. Yup, they sure did rescue our arses, I actually consider them heros to our club. I wonder if you guys will feel the same this time in 15 years?

    I'm not going to be childish and vote based on football though, not unless we have a Villa fan playing.
    fair do's. Still lycning u for now though.
    Normski
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    Wow dramas already

    lynch mbiz
    reasons:
    - first time
    - not posted yet


    Although the Keith/Carrotz drama is starting to seem a little staged to me, so I could be convinced to change to one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    fair do's. Still lycning u for now though.
    No problem. For the record I'm villager. I'll defend myself a little better if a wagon forms, for now I'm comfortable that SDM is gonna die today.
  49. #49
    Whenever I see Keth arguing with someone I get suspicious that they're both wolves (Keith and myself did this to good effect when we won as wolves).

    Carroters and Keith both wolves anyone?
    Normski
  50. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Viscaro View Post
    Wow dramas already

    lynch mbiz
    reasons:
    - first time
    - not posted yet


    Although the Keith/Carrotz drama is starting to seem a little staged to me, so I could be convinced to change to one of them.
    These are as good of reasons as any. However, I don't really want to derail this early in the game. I say lynch SDM today and mbiz tomorrow.
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    Why does everyone want to always lynch the noobs when the noobs would be the absolute worst, level one, wolves in the game. I can't decide if I like the lynch SDM route, or the lynch Carroters route. I also have to work so I'll post tonight after work with my decision if it hasn't been made for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    Whenever I see Keth arguing with someone I get suspicious that they're both wolves (Keith and myself did this to good effect when we won as wolves).

    Carroters and Keith both wolves anyone?
    You're shooting up on my suspicious list as well Wilbur. Give me some credit for not using the same line again if i was a wolf. If carroters turns out to be a wolf I would fully expect the seer to look me up just because I used that line with you. Where would that leave the wolf team . Two members down for no gain if i was a wolf. It doesn't make sense to do it again.

    As usual I'm just a normal villager and as usual I'm always accused of accusing the people who point at me. As JV pointed out last game though, they are usually wolves and the person who got into a protracted discussion about JV's point was dranger , who was a wolf.

    As for me/carrot being staged ....look at last game ....was Dan and me staged and were we both shown to be villagers. Similarly was me and carrot last game staged and we were both villagers.

    I'd love to know why people want to rush through the SDM lynch. This gains the village zero information and the village will be in the same position tomorrow with no information to work off.
  53. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters View Post
    blah blah

    1. No I'm not, although I'm fairly new I post logically (unlike you) and try to make things happen for the village (as you do.) Once again, I wasn't as massively off as you constantly make out I was in Hoth. I had a decent line of thought that I got too encompassed in one aspect of. Keeping more of an open mind is definitely something I learned from that game.
    yeah sure you have such an open mind , that despite me pointing at two wolves last game , proving a case against gator in the game or two before that you want to get rid of me just as you did in the last game. You have a line of thought and sticking to it no matter how wrong you are. Obviously you haven't learnt that lesson.
    2. Lynching SDM in lack of a better choice will benifit us more than lynching some other random in lack of a better choice. Obviously if someone comes out looking very wolfy early on we can switch.
    A stupid point to make.....how is a more wolfy candidate going to come up if the SDM lynch is rushed through.Pointing at other players and making them defend themselves will brng forth the other candidates and give the village info. Lynching SDM gets no info. Which one of us is trying to get extra info for the village and which is trying to prevent the village getting extra info.
    3. A: This is clearly a joke. I'm not sure if you level when you say things like this or are actually just a huge retard....I hope for your sake it's the former.

    B: I think it's easily superior for the vig to save a bullet tonight for when he has some more information. Wasting one on a predetermined shot that occurs (rightly imo) because we have no better targets seems awful. Why do you want the vig (a villager who can make a decision purely to himself, uncorrupted by wolves) wasting a bullet tonight when he can have a shot with info on a later day and actually have a better than 5/24 chacne of hitting a wolf? Why do you want the village making 2 kills with no info, rather than 1 kill with info and 1 without?
    This is illogical and depends on the quality of the information that the villagers manage to elicit. If the vig is as bad as SDM was last game using a predetermined shot on a bad player destined to die anyway is far superior to a bad player shooting our Seer/angel because they were too quiet. You also totally ignored me saying that I'd rather still have a vig with bullets to use on people revealed as wolves by the seer or to use when two people claim to be the angel . He can shoot them and the real angel will be safe . This is why you are a liability to the village . You don't read and think about what people are saying.


    The reason I struggle so much with people like you Keith is that you're highly irrational. That tilts me more than anything.
    You are the irrational person who gets an idea in his head and refuses to reexamine whether he is right or wrong in the light of events occuring in the game.Look at last game , I made a case against Dan, and it was running fast until dan made his defence post and i reconsidered in the light of his post and rescinded and put myself at risk. When you show the ability to reconsider you may get better as a player , until then you will stay married to your aces and screw the village over every time .
  54. #54
    lynch OngBonga

    because every one of your almost 500 posts on this forum has tilted the shit out of me
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donachello View Post
    lynch OngBonga

    because every one of your almost 500 posts on this forum has tilted the shit out of me
    I'm touched you read them all.
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    To the village: This isn't staged, Keith and I aren't both wolves. I just get immature because he's infuriating and I have to waste time to explain to him why he's a moron.

    Sigh Keith, I chopped and changed a good fucking bit last game in light of new information so just no.

    I take your point about the village not getting as much information if we all snap lynch SDM today. It's obviously good to stick heat on a few people early on to get webs of info forming so I agree with that much. I guess that's one of the few positives that comes from your infuritating babble. If it's going lol fast on SDM we can hop off and slow the day down a bit for info. I think he's a hella healthy lynch for the village though if nothing better pops up.

    From now on though, I'm done explaining the same stupid shit over and over, or refuting your unresearched claims about previous games. It's an extremely counter productive use of my WW time when I never have the slightest idea if you're a wolf or not, and engaging with you in your butt hurt, egotisitcal, must argue for pride BS isn't going to rememedy that. I'll skim your posts for anything I feel other villagers may see as potential evidence against me and not sheer lunacy otherwise I'm done with this melodrama and wont respond over and over again to your mere noise such "Carrotz wants the vig dead he must be a wolf."

    If you reply to this post with aimless noise, I will ignore it entirely because FML is it a pain in the ass.
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    i'm not even sure about getting any info from a day 1 lynch. There is nothing to defend and nothing to go on....
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    yea i agree, every day 1 we have played is a crapshoot....and ragnar who said n00b wolves suck, if you read last game you would know that a team composed ENTIRELY of n00bs PWNED and only lost 1 wolf the whole game.

    Based on last game where we all just relentlessly attacked eachother, i am not letting anyone use the "but i wanted this guy and that guy gone and they turned out to be wolves" or "i didnt want to lynch him and he turned out to be a villager" manuevers, its stupid to give people a pass for things like that.

    that being said i am going to be true to my word and lynch SDM ....also please Vig heed carrots warning and do not shoot tonight, we have had 0 luck with 2 vig's who just popped caps in the villages ass the whole game, please wait until you have more information.
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    I'd rather lynch a noob or inactive(/low active) than SDM, atleast on him I got a read and he's sure to post a bunch, much easier to figure out what he is lateron. I understand the grudges but I'd rather play to win here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters View Post
    I take your point about the village not getting as much information if we all snap lynch SDM today. It's obviously good to stick heat on a few people early on to get webs of info forming so I agree with that much. I guess that's one of the few positives that comes from your infuritating babble. If it's going lol fast on SDM we can hop off and slow the day down a bit for info. I think he's a hella healthy lynch for the village though if nothing better pops up.
    where is your logic in the bolded bits.......yeah sure we get more info from examining other people , but i'd rather stick with sdm and if it goes quick then maybe we could think about getting some info. Its just a stupid argument to make.Get the info first and then if sdm ends up being lynched so be it , but lynching sdm and then somehow hoping to stop a wagon on him to gain info is retarded.

    I'm starting to get the feeling that SDM and carrots are both wolves. SDM was obviously gonna die really early in this game and the SDM lynchers are hoping to gain some cover for later in the game from lynching a wolf who was destined to die.It helps explain why people kept on with an SDM lynch after I had said it gets the village zero info and Carrots dogged determinatiuon to lynch SDM.
    From now on though, I'm done explaining the same stupid shit over and over, or refuting your unresearched claims about previous games. It's an extremely counter productive use of my WW time when I never have the slightest idea if you're a wolf or not, and engaging with you in your butt hurt, egotisitcal, must argue for pride BS isn't going to rememedy that. I'll skim your posts for anything I feel other villagers may see as potential evidence against me and not sheer lunacy otherwise I'm done with this melodrama and wont respond over and over again to your mere noise such "Carrotz wants the vig dead he must be a wolf."
    and the second game running you come out with the most retarded statement that a poker coach could ever make.

    student : coach, i need some advice , was playing in a tourney last night and there was this guy i couldn't get a read on at all.
    coach : Shit that sucks , oh well don't bother paying attention to what hes doing or the lines he taking and what hes showing up with, just ignore him and hope that someone else knocks him out
    student : Geee thanks coach , i would never of thought of that , so glad that I'm paying you.


    If you reply to this post with aimless noise, I will ignore it entirely because FML is it a pain in the ass.
    I'm not defending SDM, I want him to die , but i'd rather he died in a manner that preserves our seer and angel than lose the info we could gain by lynching someone else today
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    Jesus Fucking Christ you pair of fucking girls please just shut the fuck up. I say lynch one of them two closet cases just to stop the continuous pointless drivel that pours from their fucking fingers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    i'm not even sure about getting any info from a day 1 lynch. There is nothing to defend and nothing to go on....
    Since when do you try or participate in a meaningful manner?
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    Lmao Keith, I've had a quick read and see nothing that merits a response.

    Dan, It's ridiculous I know. I'm done with responding to it like I said. I'm actually ashamed and feel pretty silly that I took it seriously in the first place.

    Not sure why he's bringing in personal stuff like me being a coach; not sure it's relevant or appropriate for WW tbh.
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    No one else for mbiz? I'm happy to lynch anyone that hasnt bolded yet also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viscaro View Post
    No one else for mbiz? I'm happy to lynch anyone that hasnt bolded yet also.
    Well in that case I better bold lynch viscaro
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    Haven't gotten baf (baked as fuck for you old bastards) yet this game, so Imma have to withhold judgement for the time being.

    SDM, Viscaro, OngBonga, Keith, Carroters all looking extremely sexy atm.

    Don't lynch mbiz cuz he's my aussie boytoy imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    yea i agree, every day 1 we have played is a crapshoot....and ragnar who said n00b wolves suck, if you read last game you would know that a team composed ENTIRELY of n00bs PWNED and only lost 1 wolf the whole game.
    not entirely true is it ? Dranger was a wolf at least once before and at least 12 months experience playing. You have also been a wolf last game .TLR is definately not a noob.supa and Donachello must have played half a dozen or so games as well .
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    DTB bolding me makes me suspicious. Last game, I announced at the end that I had him nailed as Santa, and even posted my reasoning. DTB should think one of two things, either "fair play", or "he's FOS". Since he didn't call bullshit on me at the time, I wonder if he's a little concerned about me. If he was a villager, why doesn't he want me on the team? I realise that other people are less thoughtful, but DTB impressed me last game, he's a thinker and he's unlikely to be jumping on a wagon for no good reason. So, DTB, please tell me your reason for my bolding?
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    I have no sound reasoning except, it's Day 1 and there is no legit wolf nom to go off of from last night.

    I don't care who goes down and your just as good as the next imo.

    If you remember last game so accurately you would know that nobody ever listens to what I say, so me bolding you should not cause concern.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters View Post
    Lmao Keith, I've had a quick read and see nothing that merits a response.
    you don't think that you should explain why its a good idea to continue lynching SDM and then hope to stop an sdm lynch to get info rather than trying to get info and then deciding once we have the info who the best person to lynch is?
    Dan, It's ridiculous I know. I'm done with responding to it like I said. I'm actually ashamed and feel pretty silly that I took it seriously in the first place.

    Not sure why he's bringing in personal stuff like me being a coach; not sure it's relevant or appropriate for WW tbh.
    The relevance is the stupidity of your remarks. You don't have a read on me .....so do some work , try and figure out how JV and others can tell whether i'm a wolf or villager. How have i played previously as a wolf and a villager.

    You aren't going to find wolves if you are only skimming through posts, thats like playing poker drunk with hud off and your hole cards covered.You end up missing loads of information which lead to big mistakes.

    If you can't take the heat , why even start prodding at me in the first place.If you had paid attention last game JV remarked that wolves target me early in the game. I commented on him saying it in this game. If you had any sense you would have realised that your comments at the start of this game would bring you as a suspect to me.I don't launch into the swearing and insults that litter your posts. Time for you to grow up and start putting together coherent arguments, rather than what appear to be temper tantrums and start to think what you are doing so that you don't make contradictory comments like the comment i have highlighted in the first paragraph of my reply that make you more suspicious.

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