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It’s been 12 days since the inauguration of President Michelle Bachmann. 12 days since the water turned sour, the sky filled with clouds of ash and rained the lower-back sweat of the damned. It’s been 12 days since the Kingdom of Heaven called out for the Lord’s faithful to join Him.
All in all, it’s been a pretty laid back 12 days. After the initial kick of the rapture was through, the sinful few naturally gravitated towards one another and the village of Netherlife was founded.
You know you’re walking into Netherlife when you see the haphazard results of Supa’s attempt to nail him to a cross. He got the first nail in for his left hand before running out of free hands to hammer up the right. No one has come to his aid.
The crowning achievement in Netherlife is the pub. The pub is just a still and some sitting rocks, but the day OngBonga, GatorJH, and Boog690 came back from scavenging with it was the day no one could be so sure he was really damned.
DanAronG has taken upon preaching the one remaining path to heaven; something to the effect of working to repay every douchebag moment of your life. Ragnar4 decided to step up on a soapbox himself and declare that the actual trick is to be an incredible douchebag to anyone who was such a douchebag as to not have gotten in in the first place. Both have the same number of followers but Ragnar is winning in spirit.
Recognizing a good opportunity when one appears, wufwugy, bigred, gabe, and bikes have set out to form a true utopian society. It’s surprising to know just how many wars can be declared in just over two weeks; less so to see how few are actually fought.
At this point, you have no idea what jackvance, shotglass, DropTheBanana, philly and the phanatics, Hoopy, TLR, Benny, Warpe, Fulsky, and lolzzz_321 are doing because you’ve been sipping some of that firebreather goodness and you don’t have a chance at remembering even if I told you.
The village of Netherlife:
BennyLaRue
Bigred
Bikes
Boog690
DanAronG
DropTheBanana
Fulsky
GatorJH
Gabe
Hoopy
Jackvance
Lolzzz_321
OngBonga
Philly and the phanatics
Ragnar
Shotglass
Supa
TLR
Wufwugy
Warpe
WillburForce
3 Werewolves
1 Angel
1 Medium
1 Turncoat
1 Vigilante
14 Villagers
0 Dead
It is currently Night 0. No one has any action to take, everyone just needs to worry about settling in. Posting is encouraged.
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