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VILLAGE PEOPLE
a500lbgorilla
gabe
pelion
Miffed22001
Ultimate George
thizzSantaCruz
bigspenda73
kingnat
Zee Devee
ensign_lee
Lukie
Trikflow77
midas06
euphoricism
givememyleg
zook
isop
bigred
courtiebee
Bode-ist
DemonDaze
dsmrolla06
Jishu
phantom_lord

It' NIGHT 1 in the village of Scranton and Lukie, Gabe, and Courtie are already having a threesome. Gabe puts on his robe and wizard hat, while Lukie casts Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. This is distracting ensign_lee from studying his advanced calculus.

DemonDaze and Isop are lurking in the shadows, watching phantom_lord shower with irish spring shower gel.

a500lbgorilla and Ultimate George are getting wasted, while pelion and miffed drink some newcastle and eat some crumpets.

dsmrolla and bigspenda are sending pointless pms to me.

zook, Jishu, bigred, and kingnat are all partaking in a friendly game of hungry hungry hippos when suddenly Trikflow rolls up in his 'vette with Mandy Moore bumpin from his sweet system. He shouts. "I'm gonna merc u niggas! LOL JK!" He has brought take out from roscoe's house of chicken and waffles! He doesn't have enough, so bigred has to eat a cinnamon sugar poptart.

GMML is knocking on the door of Gabe's mansion to market polyurethane contraceptives.

thizzSantaCruz is doing lines of cocaine off Bode-ist's [censored].

Midas06 is draining threes over Zee Devee, Zee Devee loses, but no one cares becasue who the [censored] is Zee Devee?


Alpha-Wolf PM me your target, seer pm me who's identity you want to know, and vigilante you don't have a bullet yet.

The village cannot vote on who to lynch yet because it is night time, anything else cool going down in the village tonight?