Lukie's PWNAGE thread

[IowaSkinsFan]

lol its pwnage because i had him pwned preflop. The moment he pushed i knew he had 89....

[zook]

I won a $100 pot from villain a few hands earlier when my middle pair sucked out to 2 pair on the river. I love aggro tilting donks.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Holdem Ring game - Blinds: $1/$2 - 9 players - Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $255
UTG+1: $145.10
MP1: $228.10
MP2: $200
MP3: $205
CO: $200
Button: $90.40
SB: $193.40
BB: $156.65

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with 8 8
Hero raises to $7, 7 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 3 9 6 ($15, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB calls.

Turn: 9 ($39, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $25, BB raises to $50, Hero calls.

River: 7 ($139, 2 players)
BB is all-in $87.65, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $314.3
BB showed 6c Qc
Hero showed 8s 8d

[Kits]

Table Table 126860 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ChevalnoirUK ( $24.95 )
Seat 4: mag444 ( $50 )
Seat 5: Ulysse312601 ( $78.47 )
Seat 6: DerFanny ( $55.33 )
Seat 3: Kiton01 ( $44.20 )
Seat 2: jakenator78 ( $9.50 )
jakenator78 posts small blind [$0.25].
Kiton01 posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Kiton01 [ 2c 4d ]
mag444 folds
Ulysse312601 calls [$0.50]
DerFanny did not respond in time
DerFanny folds
ChevalnoirUK folds
jakenator78 folds
Kiton01 checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4c, 8c, 4h ]
Kiton01 checks
Ulysse312601 bets [$0.50]
Kiton01 raises [$2]
Ulysse312601 calls [$1.50]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
Kiton01 checks
Ulysse312601 checks
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
Kiton01 bets [$4]
Ulysse312601 raises [$8]
Kiton01 raises [$16]
Ulysse312601 raises [$24]
Kiton01 is all-In [$21.70]
Ulysse312601 calls [$9.70]
Ulysse312601 shows [ 9c, 7d ]a full house, Fours full of Nines.
Kiton01 shows [ 2c, 4d ]four of a kind, Fours.
Kiton01 wins $85.65 from the main pot with four of a kind, Fours.
Game #5679558088 starts.

[Renton]

POKERSTARS GAME #8563917178: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/02/22 - 06:02:04 (ET)
Table 'Phyleus' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: orange6 ($135.75 in chips)
Seat 2: cashking76 ($124.60 in chips)
Seat 3: R0HR ($260.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Renton555 ($230.05 in chips)
Seat 5: vitek1 ($86.25 in chips)
Seat 6: el_pedrin0 ($850.95 in chips)
vitek1: posts small blind $1
el_pedrin0: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Renton555 [Ad Td]
orange6: folds
cashking76: folds
R0HR: folds
Renton555: raises $6 to $8
vitek1: folds
el_pedrin0: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [2c Tc 7h]
el_pedrin0: checks
Renton555: bets $12
el_pedrin0: calls $12
*** TURN *** [2c Tc 7h] [4h]
el_pedrin0: checks
Renton555: bets $26
el_pedrin0: raises $49 to $75
Renton555: calls $49
*** RIVER *** [2c Tc 7h 4h] [4s]
el_pedrin0: bets $150
Renton555: calls $135.05 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
el_pedrin0: shows [Js Kd] (a pair of Fours)
Renton555: shows [Ad Td] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
Renton555 collected $458.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $461.10 | Rake $3
Board [2c Tc 7h 4h 4s]
Seat 1: orange6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cashking76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: R0HR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Renton555 (button) showed [Ad Td] and won ($458.10) with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 5: vitek1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: el_pedrin0 (big blind) showed [Js Kd] and lost with a pair of Fours

[jyms]

Never posted in this thread before, probably about time.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $145.25
UTG+1: $46.85
CO: $34.40
Button: $32.40
SB: $195.39
BB: $207.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to $2, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB raises to $10.5, BB folds, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 7 2 6 ($25.5, 2 players)
SB bets $8], Hero raises to $23.5, SB raises to $65, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 ($155.5, 2 players)
SB bets $16.5, Hero raises all-in $69.75, SB calls.

River: 6 ($295, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $295)


Results:
Final pot: $295
SB Shows 3s 3d
Hero Shows Kd Kh

[Warpe]

Yeah buddy, I'm obviously bluffing the 8:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($128)
UTG ($159.73)
MP ($128.50)
Hero ($101.70)
Button ($95)
SB ($56.45)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7, 8. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $4, 3 folds.

Flop: ($9.50) 8, J, 8 (2 players)
UTG bets $7, Hero raises to $21, UTG raises to $55, Hero calls $101.70 (All-In), UTG calls $42.70.

Turn: ($229.90) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($229.90) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $229.90

Results:
UTG has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and eights).
Hero has 7s 8s (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $204.90. UTG wins $25.

Did I tell you how much I like SCs?

[jyms]

Outcome: Hero wins $204.90.

Final pot: $295
SB Shows 3s 3d
Hero Shows Kd Kh

Mines bigger.

[gabe]

how great is this hand

POKERSTARS GAME #8568960198: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2007/02/22 - 15:04:07 (ET)
Table 'Luna V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 5: EmpireMaker2 ($4573 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($5473 in chips)
Seat 8: ayellowvette ($5048 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $25
ayellowvette: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Qd 6d]
EmpireMaker2: folds
gp333: raises $100 to $150
ayellowvette: raises $380 to $530
gp333: calls $380
*** FLOP *** [3h Tc Qs]
gp333: checks
ayellowvette: bets $730
gp333: calls $730
*** TURN *** [3h Tc Qs] [7s]
gp333: checks
ayellowvette: bets $1670
gp333: calls $1670
*** RIVER *** [3h Tc Qs 7s] [2h]
gp333: checks
ayellowvette: bets $2118 and is all-in
gp333: calls $2118
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ayellowvette: shows [5d Qc] (a pair of Queens)
gp333: shows [Qd 6d] (a pair of Queens - Ten+Seven+Six kicker)
gp333 collected $10095 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10096 | Rake $1
Board [3h Tc Qs 7s 2h]
Seat 5: EmpireMaker2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gp333 (small blind) showed [Qd 6d] and won ($10095) with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: ayellowvette (big blind) showed [5d Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens

[zook]

really great

[jackvance]

Awesome hand. What was villain trying to do there though? Value bet or bluff?..

[gabe]

value bet, just funny that we had practically same hand but the 6 won it

[Numbr2intheWorld]

value bet, just funny that we had practically same hand but the 6 won it

If you thought he has value betting why;d you call? Or are you saying that now that you know his hand...

[Renton]

wow gabe u run so amazing

[Renton]

ps isn't the preflop call ultra spew even if u think hes ultra light? or were u just planning on checkraising like every flop?

[IowaSkinsFan]

maybe he thought gabe would call with any pair. And gabe thought he'd value bet mid pair.

[jackvance]

Pretty sure Gabe was bluff-catch calling. Villain value betting here is pretty retarded imo

[gabe]

villian was def value betting

i had been running over villian by making lots of loose calls pre and owning him postflop, so i planned to do the same here. i like his play except for preflop,i think.

[Benoso]

Prima Poker skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.20
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $32.22
UTG+1: $15.88
CO: $19.52
Button: $10.05
SB: $21.55
Hero: $18.68

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 6 6
2 folds, CO raises to $1.2, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: 4 8 2 ($2.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: J ($2.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1, Hero calls.

River: K ($4.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $2, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $8.5
CO shows As Qc
Hero shows 6h 6s

[mcatdog]

Everyone's all excited about gabe's high-stakes hand but this hand needs more recognition. IMO it's one of the best examples of pwnage in the whole thread.

Never posted in this thread before, probably about time.

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $145.25
UTG+1: $46.85
CO: $34.40
Button: $32.40
SB: $195.39
BB: $207.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to $2, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB raises to $10.5, BB folds, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 7 2 6 ($25.5, 2 players)
SB bets $8], Hero raises to $23.5, SB raises to $65, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 ($155.5, 2 players)
SB bets $16.5, Hero raises all-in $69.75, SB calls.

River: 6 ($295, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $295)


Results:
Final pot: $295
SB Shows 3s 3d
Hero Shows Kd Kh

[Renton]

i think the definition of shorthanded nl pwnage is centered around thinness, to which trainer's hand doesn't contain that aspect

[gabe]

Everyone's all excited about gabe's high-stakes hand but this hand needs more recognition. IMO it's one of the best examples of pwnage in the whole thread.

hater

[Benoso]

Mine's thin, albeit micro stakes.

[gabe]

i was 6 tabling this guy HU last night

POKERSTARS GAME #8572103537: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($25/$50) - 2007/02/22 - 18:34:17 (ET)
Table 'Erminia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 6: Grandiose ($4920 in chips)
Seat 9: gp333 ($7093 in chips)
Grandiose: posts small blind $25
gp333: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [9s Js]
Grandiose: raises $100 to $150
gp333: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [7h Ad 9h]
gp333: checks
Grandiose: bets $200
gp333: calls $200
*** TURN *** [7h Ad 9h] [As]
gp333: bets $650
Grandiose: raises $1600 to $2250
gp333: raises $4493 to $6743 and is all-in
Grandiose: folds
gp333 collected $5199 from pot
gp333: shows [9s Js] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5200 | Rake $1
Board [7h Ad 9h As]
Seat 6: Grandiose (button) (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: gp333 (big blind) collected ($5199)

[Warpe]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($235.95)
SB ($102.20)
Hero ($102.85)
UTG ($30.99)
MP ($106.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, K. SB posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Button calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4, UTG calls $30.99 (All-In), Button folds, Hero calls $25.99.

Flop: ($64.48) 9, 5, 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($64.48) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($64.48) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $64.48

Results:
Hero has Ad Kc (high card, ace).
UTG has Qd Tc (high card, queen).
Outcome: Hero wins $64.47.

[bbqsquirrel]

Fun stuff

http://www.pokerhand.org/?842246
C/r-floating someone with 55 unimproved, and then I turned my set.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?829462
Somebody called with bottom pair and turned trips. Not good enough.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?839410
Somebody couldn't lay down bottom pair -- must be because of the top kicker.

[XTR1000]

pwning the rocks

GAME #491562334: Texas Hold'em NL $0.25/$0.50 2007-02-28 00:35:50
Table Paynesville
Seat 1: carlos3600232 ($46.50 in chips)
Seat 3: 4488 ($42.00 in chips)
Seat 5: XTR1k ($62.45 in chips)
Seat 6: tiltis ($26.85 in chips) DEALER
Seat 8: meeilk ($69.50 in chips)
Seat 10: Vedica ($49.25 in chips)
meeilk: Post SB $0.25
Vedica: Post BB $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 4488 [see below]
Dealt to XTR1k [ ]
carlos3600232: Fold
4488: Call $0.50
XTR1k: Raise $2.50
tiltis: Fold
meeilk: Fold
Vedica: Call $2.00
4488: Call $2.00
*** FLOP *** [:Kh: :Ks: ]
Vedica: Check
4488: Check
XTR1k: Bet $3.75
Vedica: Raise $7.50
4488: Call $7.50
XTR1k: Call $3.75
*** TURN *** []
Vedica: Check
4488: Check
XTR1k: Bet $12.50
Vedica: Call $12.50
4488: Call $12.50
*** RIVER *** []
Vedica: Check
4488: Check
XTR1k: Bet $0.50
Vedica: Call $0.50
4488: Allin $19.50
XTR1k: Allin $39.45
Vedica: Fold
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $124.70 Rake $3.00
XTR1k: wins $124.70

4488 shows :Kc: :Qc:



(the river minbet was an accident, my heart stopped beating for a second....cd interface sucks)

[Warpe]

I dunno if this is pwnage, but oh my...

FullTiltPoker Game #1887873599: Table Benson (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:41:56 ET - 2007/02/27
Seat 1: catmanzzz ($61.30)
Seat 2: Warpe ($60.05)
Seat 3: Nickerbocker ($47.25)
Seat 4: jamaica0214 ($44.75)
Seat 5: pharmpoke ($41.70)
Seat 6: DKSNHU ($110.90)
catmanzzz posts the small blind of $0.25
Warpe posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [7d Jd]
Nickerbocker folds
jamaica0214 calls $0.50
pharmpoke calls $0.50
DKSNHU folds
catmanzzz folds
Warpe checks
*** FLOP *** [6c 5d 8d]
Warpe bets $1.75
jamaica0214 folds
pharmpoke calls $1.75
*** TURN *** [6c 5d 8d] [4d]
Warpe checks
Nickerbocker stands up
pharmpoke checks
*** RIVER *** [6c 5d 8d 4d] [Kc]
PKR_EMPRR sits down
PKR_EMPRR adds $50
Warpe bets $5.25
pharmpoke raises to $10.50
Warpe raises to $57.80, and is all in
pharmpoke calls $28.95, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $18.35 returned to Warpe
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Warpe shows [7d Jd] (a flush, Jack high)
pharmpoke mucks
Warpe wins the pot ($81.15) with a flush, Jack high
pharmpoke is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84.15 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 5d 8d 4d Kc]
Seat 1: catmanzzz (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Warpe (big blind) showed [7d Jd] and won ($81.15) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 3: Nickerbocker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: jamaica0214 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: pharmpoke mucked [Ad Ah] - a pair of Aces
Seat 6: DKSNHU (button) didn't bet (folded)

[benny999]

3 hands at this table, and I have my biggest ever stack!
btw I know I maybe spew a bit in the first hand, but it paid off the next hand.

1- he did an insta min raise, he has done that with draws and shit b4 to my cbets
2- very next hand...he insta called the all in (he's usually tighter than this I think)

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Hand #39412753-45439 at Wichita (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 01/Mar/07 00:16:18

TookURCookie is at seat 0 with $100 (sitting out).
AApocketAK is at seat 1 with $200.
gsharpshooter is at seat 3 with $356.90.
Hero is at seat 4 with $353.25.
fourofnokind is at seat 5 with $231.60.
The button is at seat 3.

Hero posts the small blind of $1.
fourofnokind posts the big blind of $2.

AApocketAK: -- --
gsharpshooter: -- --
Hero: Qc Ac
fourofnokind: -- --

Pre-flop:

AApocketAK calls. gsharpshooter folds. Hero
raises to $10. fourofnokind folds. AApocketAK
calls.

Flop (board: 8h 2d 6d):

Hero bets $22. AApocketAK raises to $44.
Hero goes all-in for $343.25. AApocketAK folds.
Hero is returned $299.25 (uncalled).



Hand #39412753-45439 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $110.
Hero wins $108.
----------------------------------------------------------------
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Hand #39412753-45440 at Wichita (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 01/Mar/07 00:17:28

TookURCookie is at seat 0 with $100 (sitting out).
AApocketAK is at seat 1 with $196.
gsharpshooter is at seat 3 with $356.90.
Hero is at seat 4 with $407.25.
fourofnokind is at seat 5 with $229.60.
The button is at seat 4.

fourofnokind posts the small blind of $1.
AApocketAK posts the big blind of $2.

AApocketAK: -- --
gsharpshooter: -- --
Hero: 7d 6s
fourofnokind: -- --

Pre-flop:

gsharpshooter folds. Hero raises to $7.
fourofnokind folds. AApocketAK calls.

Flop (board: As 6c 7c):

AApocketAK checks. Hero bets $12. AApocketAK
raises to $24. Hero goes all-in for $400.25.
AApocketAK goes all-in for $189. Hero is
returned $211.25 (uncalled).

Turn (board: As 6c 7c 2s):

(no action in this round)


River (board: As 6c 7c 2s Qc):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

Hero shows 7d 6s.
Hero has 7d 6s As 6c 7c: two pair, sevens and sixes.
AApocketAK shows Th Ah.
AApocketAK has Th Ah As 7c Qc: a pair of aces.


Hand #39412753-45440 Summary:

$2 is raked from a pot of $393.
Hero wins $391 with two pair, sevens and sixes.
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3-this comes along a little while later...my image is pretty aggro fwiw, but villain is sorta donkish/bluffy. I guess he thought I'd raise the turn with a ten?? (actually I do usually, but called this time) or maybe he just though zomg 2 pairs!

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Hand #39412753-45467 at Wichita (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 01/Mar/07 00:33:37

TookURCookie is at seat 0 with $92.
AApocketAK is at seat 1 with $227.70.
silrod is at seat 2 with $61.35.
gsharpshooter is at seat 3 with $428.45.
Hero is at seat 4 with $812.90.
fourofnokind is at seat 5 with $199.75.
The button is at seat 4.

fourofnokind posts the small blind of $1.
TookURCookie posts the big blind of $2.

TookURCookie: -- --
AApocketAK: -- --
silrod: -- --
gsharpshooter: -- --
Hero: Td Ah
fourofnokind: -- --

Pre-flop:

AApocketAK folds. silrod folds. gsharpshooter
calls. Hero raises to $10. fourofnokind
folds. TookURCookie folds. gsharpshooter calls.

Flop (board: As Qd Kh):

gsharpshooter checks. Hero checks.

Turn (board: As Qd Kh Js):

gsharpshooter bets $23. Hero calls.

River (board: As Qd Kh Js 8d):

gsharpshooter bets $69. Hero raises to $138.
gsharpshooter goes all-in for $395.45. Hero
calls.



Showdown:

gsharpshooter shows Jd Ks.
gsharpshooter has Jd Ks As Kh Js: two pair, kings and jacks.
Hero shows Td Ah.
Hero has Td Ah Qd Kh Js: straight, ace high.


Hand #39412753-45467 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $859.90.
Hero wins $856.90 with straight, ace high.
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[jyms]

i think the definition of shorthanded nl pwnage is centered around thinness, to which trainer's hand doesn't contain that aspect

It did contain a 590BB pot though, and those are fuckin awsome.

[paws]

High card strength pwnage:

Game #3317492663: Hold'em NL ($0.15/$0.25) - 2007/03/02 - 16:07:39 (GMT)

kadanga: posts small blind $0.15
onduty: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to paws [A Q ]
paws: raises to $1
Rokotus: folds
Rokotus sits out
kadanga: raises to $8.45 and is all-in
onduty: folds
paws: calls $7.45

Flop: [T K 6 ]

Turn: [K ]

River: [T ]

SHOW DOWN:
kadanga: shows [9 9 ] (Two Pairs, Kings and Tens, Nine high)
paws: shows [A Q ] (Two Pairs, Kings and Tens, Ace high)
paws collected $16.30 from Main pot

[bbqsquirrel]

Opponent is a megadonk but will fold to aggression. My value check worked out charmingly.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?883790

Truly a big-blind special with 72o:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?883793

By his feeble flop/turn play I put him on KK/QQ/JJ. Turns out I overestimated him.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?883795

[IowaSkinsFan]

PokerStars Game #8817775981: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/03/09 - 15:18:31 (ET)
Table 'Fama IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: IMINS ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 2: dip1986 ($102.70 in chips)
Seat 3: redgrape ($244.25 in chips)
Seat 4: johnbaker21 ($133.75 in chips)
Seat 5: StevenLau ($269.20 in chips)
Seat 6: faser73 ($11.10 in chips)
johnbaker21: posts small blind $0.50
StevenLau: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [3c Ac]
faser73: folds
IMINS: folds
dip1986: raises $2 to $3
redgrape: calls $3
johnbaker21: folds
StevenLau: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h Js 9c]
dip1986: bets $4.50
redgrape: raises $9.50 to $14
dip1986: calls $9.50
*** TURN *** [2h Js 9c] [7s]
dip1986: checks
redgrape: checks
*** RIVER *** [2h Js 9c 7s] [2c]
dip1986: checks
redgrape: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dip1986: shows [Kd Qc] (a pair of Deuces)
redgrape: shows [3c Ac] (a pair of Deuces - Ace kicker)
redgrape collected $33.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $35.50 | Rake $1.75
Board [2h Js 9c 7s 2c]
Seat 1: IMINS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dip1986 showed [Kd Qc] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 3: redgrape (button) showed [3c Ac] and won ($33.75) with a pair of Deuces
Seat 4: johnbaker21 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: StevenLau (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: faser73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[euphoricism]

I LoL'd...

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with J J
2 folds, SB raises to $1.5, Hero raises to $4.5, SB raises to $9, Hero raises to $18, SB calls all-in $0.6.
Uncalled bets: $8.4 returned to Hero.

Flop: T 9 J ($19.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $19.2)


Turn: Q ($19.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $19.2)


River: 8 ($19.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $19.2)

Villain Shows AA

[gabe]

you guys need to learn how to pwn people for real

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $50 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($5074)
Button ($5639.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, T.
Button raises to $101, Hero calls $51.

Flop: ($202) Q, 5, 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $163.95, Hero calls $163.95.

Turn: ($529.90) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($529.90) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $350, Button raises to $2000, Hero raises to $4809.05, Button folds.

Final Pot: $7338.95

Results in white below:
Hero has 7s Ts (high card, queen).
Outcome: Hero wins $7338.95.

[mcatdog]

This is the pwnage thread, tales of poker is south of here.

I LoL'd...

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with J J
2 folds, SB raises to $1.5, Hero raises to $4.5, SB raises to $9, Hero raises to $18, SB calls all-in $0.6.
Uncalled bets: $8.4 returned to Hero.

Flop: T 9 J ($19.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $19.2)


Turn: Q ($19.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $19.2)


River: 8 ($19.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $19.2)

Villain Shows AA

[euphoricism]

The idea for this thread is quite simple really, post a hand where you own somebody so hardcore that it makes you laugh.

But hey, thanks for playing.

[Thee One]

I love Ducks!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($100)
UTG ($158.15)
MP ($28.50)
CO ($106.40)
Button ($293.45)
SB ($94.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2, 2.
1 fold, MP calls $1, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $5, MP folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($14) 2, 3, 6 (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero raises to $33, SB raises to $88.45, Hero calls $55.45.

Turn: ($190.90) T (2 players)

River: ($190.90) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $190.90

Results in white below:
SB has Kd Ks (two pair, kings and twos).
Hero has 2d 2h (four of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $190.90.

[Renton]

POKERSTARS GAME #8909827328: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/03/15 - 03:42:26 (ET)
Table 'Kunigunde' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: motomagic ($460 in chips)
Seat 2: Rotterdaum ($352 in chips)
Seat 3: KeanuReaver ($442.05 in chips)
Seat 4: princed ($413 in chips)
Seat 5: Renton555 ($582.60 in chips)
Seat 6: WSU Slacker ($429.50 in chips)
Renton555: posts small blind $2
WSU Slacker: posts big blind $4

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Renton555 [8h 8c]

motomagic: folds
Rotterdaum: folds
KeanuReaver: raises $12 to $16
princed: folds
Renton555: calls $14
WSU Slacker: folds

*** FLOP *** [8s 9h Js]

Renton555: checks
KeanuReaver: bets $24
Renton555: raises $54 to $78
KeanuReaver: calls $54

*** TURN *** [8s 9h Js] [2c]

Renton555: checks
KeanuReaver: checks

*** RIVER *** [8s 9h Js 2c] [4d]

Renton555: bets $488.60 and is all-in
KeanuReaver: calls $348.05 and is all-in

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Renton555: shows [8h 8c] (three of a kind, Eights)
KeanuReaver: mucks hand
Renton555 collected $885.10 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $888.10 | Rake $3
Board [8s 9h Js 2c 4d]
Seat 1: motomagic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Rotterdaum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KeanuReaver mucked [Jc Ks]
Seat 4: princed (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Renton555 (small blind) showed [8h 8c] and won ($885.10) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 6: WSU Slacker (big blind) folded before Flop

[XTR1000]

Just call them down until they give up...
villian had less than $1 left in his on the river....


EverestPoker Game #1261563064: Table Doha-28 - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:25:14 - 2007/03/16
Seat 1: salva77 ($34.93)
Seat 2: Marquez1576 ($52.95)
Seat 3: aram1 ($63.84)
Seat 4: XTR1000 ($50.00)
Seat 5: geert_yana ($50.54)
Seat 6: dutch-dommel ($29.08)
geert_yana posts the small blind of $0.25
dutch-dommel posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000[:Ah: :Qc:]
salva77 calls $0.50
Marquez1576 calls $0.50
aram1 calls $0.50
XTR1000 raises to $3.00
geert_yana folds
dutch-dommel folds
salva77 calls $2.50
Marquez1576 folds
aram1 folds
*** FLOP *** [ :Th:]
salva77 bets $7.75
XTR1000 calls $7.75
*** TURN *** [ :Th:] []
salva77 bets $23.25
XTR1000 calls $23.25
*** RIVER *** [ :Th: ] []
salva77 checks
XTR1000 bets $1.00
salva77 folds
Uncalled bet of $1.00 returned to XTR1000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000 mucks
*** SUMMARY ***
Board: [3h 7h Th 8c 5s]
XTR1000 collects $66.96

[Toadstool]

converter doesnt work for these HH's but this was quite nice

GAME #503787218: Texas Hold'em NL $5.00/$10.00 2007-03-17 00:40:07
Table Chos Malal
Seat 1: 7under ($493.75 in chips)
Seat 3: jimmyb1515 ($1,069.75 in chips) DEALER
Seat 5: cbnzzz ($1,778.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Dhara111 ($1,377.00 in chips)
Seat 8: Martinelli ($450.00 in chips)
Seat 10: MakinPaper ($2,001.00 in chips)
cbnzzz: Post SB $5.00
Dhara111: Post BB $10.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dhara111 [S6 H8]
Dealt to cbnzzz [D4 D5]
Martinelli: Fold
MakinPaper: Fold
7under: Fold
jimmyb1515: Fold
cbnzzz: Raise $30.00
Dhara111: Raise $110.00
cbnzzz: Call $85.00
*** FLOP *** [H2 H4 D8]
cbnzzz: Check
Dhara111: Bet $140.00
cbnzzz: Call $140.00
*** TURN *** [DQ]
cbnzzz: Check
Dhara111: Bet $300.00
cbnzzz: Call $300.00
*** RIVER *** [SQ]
cbnzzz: Allin $1,218.50
Dhara111: Allin $817.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,202.50 Rake $-47.00
cbnzzz: wins $451.50
Dhara111: wins $2,751.00

[XTR1000]

how bad can u play aces?


EverestPoker Game #1266940710: Table Doha-20 - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:10:31 - 2007/03/17
Seat 1: XTR1000 ($117.97)
Seat 3: buzzmarco ($104.81)
Seat 4: LBR-kanaky ($45.22)
Seat 5: ace1974 ($161.18)
Seat 6: beeXtoo ($50.00)
LBR-kanaky posts the small blind of $0.25
ace1974 posts the big blind of $0.50
beeXtoo posts $0.50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XTR1000[ ]
beeXtoo checks
XTR1000 raises to $2.50
buzzmarco calls $2.50
LBR-kanaky raises to $4.50
ace1974 folds
beeXtoo folds
XTR1000 calls $2.00
buzzmarco calls $2.00
*** FLOP *** [ ]
LBR-kanaky checks
XTR1000 checks
buzzmarco checks
*** TURN *** [ ] []
LBR-kanaky checks
XTR1000 checks
buzzmarco bets $7.25
LBR-kanaky folds
XTR1000 calls $7.25
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
XTR1000 checks
buzzmarco bets $18.00
XTR1000 raises to $83.00
buzzmarco raises to $93.06 and is all-in
XTR1000 calls $10.06
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XTR1000 shows [7d 7s]
buzzmarco shows [Ah As]
*** SUMMARY ***
Board: [9h 3d 6h 4c 5c]
XTR1000 collects $212.12

[bigspenda73]

^^^^^This goes along perfectly with you sig.

[gabe]

guy is a tag but i have a bad image, which means sick value bets!

PokerStars Game #8986529361: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/03/19 - 18:22:48 (ET)
Table 'Odysseus' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: BarbarianX ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: pervo ($468.55 in chips)
Seat 3: gp333 ($1234 in chips)
Seat 4: filthy71 ($1645 in chips)
Seat 5: nenem ($1829 in chips)
Seat 6: gfehr ($904 in chips)
gfehr: posts small blind $5
BarbarianX: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Ts Ks]
pervo: raises $20 to $30
gp333: calls $30
filthy71: raises $110 to $140
nenem: folds
gfehr: folds
BarbarianX: folds
pervo: folds
gp333: calls $110
*** FLOP *** [7d Ad 8h]
gp333: checks
filthy71: checks
*** TURN *** [7d Ad 8h] [Kc]
gp333: checks
filthy71: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d Ad 8h Kc] [2s]
gp333: bets $310
filthy71: calls $310
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [Ts Ks] (a pair of Kings)
filthy71: mucks hand
gp333 collected $942 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $945 | Rake $3
Board [7d Ad 8h Kc 2s]
Seat 1: BarbarianX (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pervo folded before Flop
Seat 3: gp333 showed [Ts Ks] and won ($942) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: filthy71 mucked [Td Tc]
Seat 5: nenem (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gfehr (small blind) folded before Flop

[benny999]

first time i've done something like this i think. not on tilt or anything, just went with my reads. sorta inspired by this thread..

Hand #40567693-12291 at Gillette (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 19/Mar/07 22:01:41

BenRoeth07 is at seat 0 with $430.55.
KINNEVIL is at seat 1 with $274.20.
__AMLA__ is at seat 2 with $219.95.
AmazingMic is at seat 3 with $197.
Hero is at seat 4 with $244.20.
rounder 5 is at seat 5 with $202.
The button is at seat 3.

Hero posts the small blind of $1.
rounder 5 posts the big blind of $2.

BenRoeth07: -- --
KINNEVIL: -- --
__AMLA__: -- --
AmazingMic: -- --
Hero: 8d 9d
rounder 5: -- --

Pre-flop:

BenRoeth07 folds. KINNEVIL folds. __AMLA__ raises
to $7. AmazingMic folds. Hero re-raises to
$25. rounder 5 folds. __AMLA__ calls.

Flop (board: 4s 2d Qh):

Hero bets $36. __AMLA__ raises to $90.
Hero goes all-in for $219.20. __AMLA__ folds.
Hero is returned $129.20 (uncalled).

Hero opts to show 8d 9d.
Hero has 8d 9d 4s 2d Qh: queen high.


Hand #40567693-12291 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $232.
Hero wins $229.
----------------------------------------------------------------

[DaNutsInYoEye]

a lot of these hands seems like gifts, not pwnage...

[bode]

a lot of these hands seems like gifts, not pwnage...

talk about a gift....


Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($30.65)
BB ($52.65)
UTG ($64.30)
Hero ($72.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T, T.
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25.

Flop: ($3.75) Q, T, T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.75, BB raises to $15, Hero calls $11.25.

Turn: ($33.75) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $35.9 (All-In), Hero calls $35.90.

River: ($105.55) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $105.55

BB has Jc 9c (one pair, tens).
Hero has Th Ts (four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $105.55.

[c-luvin]

PokerStars Game #9026206813: Tournament #45886182, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/03/22 - 01:05:14 (ET)
Table '45886182 2' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: the shuffles (2240 in chips)
Seat 3: Yo 5 (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: imadreamer74 (3240 in chips)
Seat 5: CylusBallin (1795 in chips)
Seat 6: TheOzViking (3570 in chips)
Seat 7: Gavin Bud (1585 in chips)
Seat 8: GMETHAPOT (1680 in chips)
CylusBallin: posts small blind 15
TheOzViking: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CylusBallin [Qh Jh]
Gavin Bud: calls 30
GMETHAPOT: folds
the shuffles: calls 30
Yo 5: folds
imadreamer74: calls 30
CylusBallin: calls 15
TheOzViking: checks
*** FLOP *** [Th 7d 7h]
CylusBallin: checks
TheOzViking: checks
Gavin Bud: checks
the shuffles: bets 120
imadreamer74: folds
CylusBallin: calls 120
TheOzViking: folds
Gavin Bud: folds
*** TURN *** [Th 7d 7h] [Kd]
CylusBallin: bets 360
the shuffles: calls 360
*** RIVER *** [Th 7d 7h Kd] [5c]
CylusBallin: bets 810
the shuffles: calls 810
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CylusBallin: shows [Qh Jh] (a pair of Sevens)
the shuffles: mucks hand
CylusBallin collected 2730 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2730 | Rake 0
Board [Th 7d 7h Kd 5c]
Seat 1: the shuffles mucked [9d 8d]
Seat 3: Yo 5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: imadreamer74 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: CylusBallin (small blind) showed [Qh Jh] and won (2730) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: TheOzViking (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Gavin Bud folded on the Flop
Seat 8: GMETHAPOT folded before Flop (didn't bet)



n00bs

[IowaSkinsFan]

ummmm wtf?

[Legendash]

I'm not certain this is the right thread for this but I was so happy with this call I had to put it somewhere.

Game #3571977583: Hold'em NL ($0.50/$1) - 2007/03/23 - 18:03:06 (BST)
Table "Trips" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: MrBret ($99.12 in chips)
Seat 2: Milane ($63.25 in chips)
Seat 3: 2deuces ($90.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Legendash ($127 in chips)
Seat 5: JackBlack ($170.25 in chips)
Seat 6: retarded ($74.26 in chips)
JackBlack: posts small blind $0.50
retarded: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Legendash [Ac Td]
MrBret: folds
Milane: calls $1
2deuces: folds
Legendash: raises to $4
JackBlack: folds
retarded: folds
Milane: raises to $7

So villain (milane) has a big hand, this is the first raise i've seen in 50 hands.

Legendash calls $3
----- FLOP ----- [4s 4d 5c]
Milane: bets $5
Legendash: calls $5
----- TURN ----- [4s 4d 5c][Ad]
Milane: bets $51.25 and is all-in


Normally big bets like this scare me and I like to fold but I figure with a 2% raise there's a good chance they're on KK or QQ here and are scared of the ace, that's quite an overbet

Legendash: calls $51.25

----- RIVER ----- [4s 4d 5c Ad][9d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Milane: shows [Kc Kh] (Two Pairs, Kings and Fours, Ace high)
Legendash: shows [Ac Td] (Two Pairs, Aces and Fours, Ten high)
Legendash collected $125 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $128 Main pot $125 Rake $3
Board [4s 4d 5c Ad 9d]
Seat 1: MrBret folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Milane showed [Kc Kh] and lost with Two Pairs, Kings and Fours, Ace high
Seat 3: 2deuces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Legendash (button) showed [Ac Td] and won ($125) with Two Pairs, Aces and Fours, Ten high
Seat 5: JackBlack (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: retarded (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

Voila, pwnd

[IowaSkinsFan]

Massimo uber pwnage: YAY the day has finally come, i saw it!
PokerStars Game #9076918338: Hold'em Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/03/25 - 02:53:40 (ET)
Table 'Eunike' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: ATM17 ($129 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSUPERCREAL ($80 in chips)
Seat 6: dude89119 ($85 in chips)
IceColdNow will be allowed to play after the button
ATM17: posts small blind $1
IMSUPERCREAL: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IMSUPERCREAL [6h 5h]
dude89119: calls $2
ATM17: calls $1
PokerGod2801 leaves the table
IMSUPERCREAL: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 2c Tc]
ATM17: bets $2
IMSUPERCREAL: calls $2
dude89119: folds
*** TURN *** [4d 2c Tc] [8h]
ATM17: bets $4
IMSUPERCREAL: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [4d 2c Tc 8h] [Js]
ATM17: checks
IMSUPERCREAL: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ATM17: shows [3d 6s] (high card Jack)
IMSUPERCREAL: shows [6h 5h] (high card Jack - Ten+Eight+Six+Five kicker)
IMSUPERCREAL collected $18 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18 | Rake $0
Board [4d 2c Tc 8h Js]
Seat 2: ATM17 (small blind) showed [3d 6s] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 4: IMSUPERCREAL (big blind) showed [6h 5h] and won ($18) with high card Jack
Seat 6: dude89119 (button) folded on the Flop

second worst hand beats worst one, who knew that day would come?

[Lukie]

i laughed so hard

conothps (7:33:04 PM): ***** Hand History for Game 5820546026 *****
$ 1,000 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, March 29, 19:29:02 ET 2007
Table Table 126476 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 3: STRANGEler ( $ 4,550.40 USD )
Seat 2: rebuyboy ( $ 2,353.66 USD )
Seat 4: KajserSoze ( $ 1,575.75 USD )
Seat 5: conezone2 ( $ 1,784 USD )
rebuyboy posts small blind [$ 5 USD].
STRANGEler posts big blind [$ 10 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to rebuyboy [ Kd Ks ]
>You have options at Table 126440 Table!.
KajserSoze folds
conezone2 raises [$ 25 USD]
>You have options at Table 127423 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 126318 (No DP) Table!.
rebuyboy raises [$ 95 USD]
>You have options at Table 127368 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 126857 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 126318 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 125473 Table!.
STRANGEler raises [$ 323 USD]
>You have options at Table 127423 (No DP) Table!.
conezone2 folds
rebuyboy calls [$ 233 USD]
>You have options at Table 127368 (No DP) Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, Qh, 4d ]
>You have options at Table 127423 (No DP) Table!.
rebuyboy checks
>You have options at Table 126318 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 127442 (No DP) Table!.
STRANGEler bets [$ 444 USD]
rebuyboy calls [$ 444 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
rebuyboy bets [$ 700 USD]
>You have options at Table 126857 (No DP) Table!.
STRANGEler calls [$ 700 USD]
>You have options at Table 127368 (No DP) Table!.
** Dealing River ** [ 7h ]
>You have options at Table 127442 (No DP) Table!.
rebuyboy is all-In [$ 876.66 USD]
STRANGEler calls [$ 876.66 USD]
rebuyboy shows [ Kd, Ks ]three of a kind, Kings.
STRANGEler shows [ Ah, 8h ]a flush, Ace high.
STRANGEler wins $ 4,730.32 USD from the main pot with a flush, Ace high.
WTF
KajserSoze has left the table.

LuKie StyLe 3 (7:33:37 PM): haha wow
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LuKie StyLe 3 (7:33:44 PM): that would hurt

KARMA BABY

[Numbr2intheWorld]

POKERSTARS GAME #9154536313: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/03/29 - 20:37:49 (ET)
Table 'Baade II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: VW55 ($172.80 in chips)
Seat 2: IMSUPERCREAL ($220.45 in chips)
Seat 3: yesimcranky ($122.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Thee Baron ($205.80 in chips)
Seat 5: 20 Buck Spin ($196.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Owen_Lift ($207.05 in chips)
Thee Baron: posts small blind $1
20 Buck Spin: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IMSUPERCREAL [Th Ah]
Owen_Lift: folds
VW55: folds
IMSUPERCREAL: raises $6 to $8
yesimcranky: raises $6 to $14
Thee Baron: folds
20 Buck Spin: folds
IMSUPERCREAL: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [8s 9d Jh]
IMSUPERCREAL: checks
yesimcranky: bets $25
IMSUPERCREAL: raises $181.45 to $206.45 and is all-in
yesimcranky: calls $83.35 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8s 9d Jh] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8s 9d Jh 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IMSUPERCREAL: shows [Th Ah] (high card Ace)
yesimcranky: mucks hand
IMSUPERCREAL collected $244.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $247.70 | Rake $3
Board [8s 9d Jh 6d 2h]
Seat 1: VW55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: IMSUPERCREAL showed [Th Ah] and won ($244.70) with high card Ace
Seat 3: yesimcranky (button) mucked [Ts Kh]
Seat 4: Thee Baron (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: 20 Buck Spin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Owen_Lift folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Renton]

um, is that partypoker?

[Numbr2intheWorld]

table full of rocks so i was pretty much raising every hand at this poiint until they started adjusting

PokerStars Game #9249393922: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/04/04 - 14:52:53 (ET)
Table 'Devosa IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: swissixx ($181.50 in chips)
Seat 3: molswi47 ($238.55 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSUPERCREAL ($273.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Big_Rob_48 ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: Fougan ($197 in chips)
Fougan: posts small blind $1
swissixx: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IMSUPERCREAL [8c 4s]
badbeat57 joins the table at seat #1
molswi47: folds
IMSUPERCREAL: raises $6 to $8
Big_Rob_48: folds
Fougan: folds
swissixx: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Th 5s 7c]
swissixx: checks
IMSUPERCREAL: bets $10
swissixx: calls $10
*** TURN *** [Th 5s 7c] [Ah]
swissixx: checks
IMSUPERCREAL: bets $28
swissixx: calls $28
*** RIVER *** [Th 5s 7c Ah] [Jh]
swissixx: checks
IMSUPERCREAL: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
swissixx: shows [6c 4c] (high card Ace)
IMSUPERCREAL: shows [8c 4s] (high card Ace - Jack+Ten+Eight kicker)
IMSUPERCREAL collected $91 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93 | Rake $2
Board [Th 5s 7c Ah Jh]
Seat 2: swissixx (big blind) showed [6c 4c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 3: molswi47 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: IMSUPERCREAL showed [8c 4s] and won ($91) with high card Ace
Seat 5: Big_Rob_48 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fougan (small blind) folded before Flop

[gabe]

POKERSTARS GAME #9154536313: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/03/29 - 20:37:49 (ET)
Table 'Baade II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: VW55 ($172.80 in chips)
Seat 2: IMSUPERCREAL ($220.45 in chips)
Seat 3: yesimcranky ($122.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Thee Baron ($205.80 in chips)
Seat 5: 20 Buck Spin ($196.15 in chips)
Seat 6: Owen_Lift ($207.05 in chips)
Thee Baron: posts small blind $1
20 Buck Spin: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IMSUPERCREAL [Th Ah]
Owen_Lift: folds
VW55: folds
IMSUPERCREAL: raises $6 to $8
yesimcranky: raises $6 to $14
Thee Baron: folds
20 Buck Spin: folds
IMSUPERCREAL: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [8s 9d Jh]
IMSUPERCREAL: checks
yesimcranky: bets $25
IMSUPERCREAL: raises $181.45 to $206.45 and is all-in
yesimcranky: calls $83.35 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8s 9d Jh] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8s 9d Jh 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IMSUPERCREAL: shows [Th Ah] (high card Ace)
yesimcranky: mucks hand
IMSUPERCREAL collected $244.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $247.70 | Rake $3
Board [8s 9d Jh 6d 2h]
Seat 1: VW55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: IMSUPERCREAL showed [Th Ah] and won ($244.70) with high card Ace
Seat 3: yesimcranky (button) mucked [Ts Kh]
Seat 4: Thee Baron (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: 20 Buck Spin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Owen_Lift folded before Flop (didn't bet)

im on the losing end of sooo many of these

[sauce123]

Perhaps the hardest I have ever pwned anyone, ever.... so much for positive reinforcement.

They say never go broke with top pair and I wholeheartedly agree with that.

However, mid pair is TEH NUTZZZ


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($662)
BB ($907.25)
UTG ($254)
MP ($712.20)
CO ($711)
Hero ($636.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, A.
1 fold, MP calls $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $30, 2 folds, MP calls $24.

Flop: ($69) 4, Q, 2 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $48, MP raises to $96, Hero calls $48.

Turn: ($261) 7 (2 players)
MP bets $586.2 (All-In), Hero calls $510.10 (All-In).

River: ($1357.30) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1357.30

O yea results- he had KT of clubs.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

haha, i didn't know c/minraises existed at 600NL

[IowaSkinsFan]

haha, i didn't know c/minraises existed at 600NL

only from fish.
Actually ive heard some midstakes guys actually advocate minraise in certain situations.

[aislephive]

Vs 19/14 tag.

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
4 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

Stack Sizes
SB: $443.84
Hero (BB): $229.20
UTG: $236.70
BTN: $254.35

Preflop: 9 9 ($3, 4 Players)
UTG raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero calls $5

Flop: 3 9 Q ($18, 2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $11, Hero raises to $35, UTG calls $24

Turn: 3 ($88, 2 Players)
Hero bets $60, UTG calls $60

River: T ($208, 2 Players)
Hero goes all-in for $125.20, UTG calls $127.20

Hero had 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Threes) and won (+$227.70)
UTG had 9 T (two pairs, Tens and Nines) and lost (-$229.20)

Pot Size: $460.40

[mcatdog]

Standard call-down with 4th pair on a 3-flush, 4-straight board.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($106.50)
SB ($127.15)
BB ($50.55)
UTG ($93.50)
UTG+1 ($100.40)
MP1 ($35.85)
MP2 ($100)
Hero ($127.35)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, 7.
4 folds, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8.50) 7, J, 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB calls $6.

Turn: ($20.50) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($20.50) T (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11.

Final Pot: $42.50

He had K Q.

Mini-brag: I didn't want to wait for that stupid EPassporte thing to get money back online, so I just had a friend in real life transfer me $10 on Stars in exchange for cash, because I wanted to practice playing really LAG and pwning people at the lower limits anyway. That was 8 days ago and now I'm 3-tabling 100NL.

[gabe]

someone quote this and say 'pwnage'

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($3138.60)
Hero ($2615)
UTG ($3589.30)
MP ($3407.50)
Button ($1990)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, T.
1 fold, MP raises to $80, 2 folds, Hero raises to $260, MP calls $180.

Flop: ($530) 2, 4, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $300, MP calls $300.

Turn: ($1130) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2055 (All-In)
MP said, "why"
MP said, "do u go allin"
MP calls $2055.

River: ($5240) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $5240

[gabe]

.....he times down and calls with 55 ! ship !

[c-luvin]

someone quote this and say 'pwnage'

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($3138.60)
Hero ($2615)
UTG ($3589.30)
MP ($3407.50)
Button ($1990)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, T.
1 fold, MP raises to $80, 2 folds, Hero raises to $260, MP calls $180.

Flop: ($530) 2, 4, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $300, MP calls $300.

Turn: ($1130) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2055 (All-In)
MP said, "why"
MP said, "do u go allin"
MP calls $2055.

River: ($5240) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $5240

pwnage

[c-luvin]

yesterday i was playing massimo heads up and got him all in drawing dead, also i beat him by about 90k in madden mini games

pwnage

[gabe]

ill return the favor

yesterday i was playing massimo heads up and got him all in drawing dead, also i beat him by about 90k in madden mini games

pwnage

pwnage

[lolzzz_321]

** Game ID 1347675388 starting - 2007-04-26 11:48:53
** Huitres [Hold 'em] (1.00|2.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money

- WhoIsMikeJones sitting in seat 1 with $331.75
- DoctorHowser sitting in seat 2 with $311.95 [Dealer]
- MR_Quiet sitting in seat 4 with $203.90
- Thorn- sitting in seat 5 with $198.00
- hawkland sitting in seat 6 with $242.65

MR_Quiet posted the small blind - $1.00
Thorn- posted the big blind - $2.00
** Dealing card to WhoIsMikeJones: Queen of Hearts, Jack of Hearts
hawkland called - $2.00
WhoIsMikeJones raised - $10.00
DoctorHowser folded
MR_Quiet folded
Thorn- folded
hawkland called - $10.00

** Dealing the flop: 7 of Clubs, 8 of Hearts, 6 of Spades
hawkland checked
WhoIsMikeJones bet - $18.90
hawkland called - $18.90

** Dealing the turn: 6 of Clubs
hawkland checked
WhoIsMikeJones checked

** Dealing the river: 6 of Hearts
hawkland bet - $30.40
WhoIsMikeJones called - $30.40
hawkland shows: Queen of Diamonds, 9 of Diamonds
WhoIsMikeJones shows: Queen of Hearts, Jack of Hearts
WhoIsMikeJones wins $119.60 from the main pot

End of game 1347675388

[lolzzz_321]

someone quote this and say 'pwnage'

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($3138.60)
Hero ($2615)
UTG ($3589.30)
MP ($3407.50)
Button ($1990)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, T.
1 fold, MP raises to $80, 2 folds, Hero raises to $260, MP calls $180.

Flop: ($530) 2, 4, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $300, MP calls $300.

Turn: ($1130) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2055 (All-In)
MP said, "why"
MP said, "do u go allin"
MP calls $2055.

River: ($5240) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $5240

I really like this hand Gabe.

[mcatdog]

Why do people feel the need to play back at you every time a flop like this comes? Just let me have it for christ sake even if you don't believe I have a pair.

This guy had been playing like a huge nit and had barely won a pot so far in the HU SnG.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t40 (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button (t2680)
Hero (t3320)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, K.
Button calls t20, Hero raises to t160, Button calls t120.

Flop: (t320) 2, 2, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t240, Button calls t240.

Turn: (t800) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t240, Hero calls t240.

River: (t1280) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t2040 (All-In), Hero calls t2040.

He had K7o.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Turn bet was to induce a spew.
ANDREW IS OWNED!!
PokerStars Game #9744760598: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/05/04 - 12:51:38 (ET)
Table 'Ajax III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: andr3w321 ($596.40 in chips)
Seat 2: catcher3333 ($200.55 in chips)
Seat 3: twylla ($118 in chips)
Seat 4: Tommmmy_24 ($294 in chips)
Seat 5: el_pedrin0 ($240.85 in chips)
Seat 6: redgrape ($200 in chips)
andr3w321: posts small blind $1
catcher3333: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Qh Jh]
twylla: folds
Tommmmy_24: folds
el_pedrin0: folds
redgrape: raises $4 to $6
andr3w321: raises $14 to $20
catcher3333: folds
redgrape: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [2d 2s Jc]
andr3w321: checks
redgrape: checks
*** TURN *** [2d 2s Jc] [8h]
andr3w321: checks
redgrape: bets $10
andr3w321: raises $25 to $35
redgrape: calls $25
*** RIVER *** [2d 2s Jc 8h] [6h]
andr3w321: bets $91
redgrape said, "wow so bluffy"
redgrape: calls $91
*** SHOW DOWN ***
andr3w321: shows [Ac Th] (a pair of Deuces)
redgrape: shows [Qh Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
redgrape collected $291 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $294 | Rake $3
Board [2d 2s Jc 8h 6h]
Seat 1: andr3w321 (small blind) showed [Ac Th] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: catcher3333 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: twylla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tommmmy_24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: el_pedrin0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: redgrape (button) showed [Qh Jh] and won ($291) with two pair, Jacks and Deuces