HU pwnage thread

[gabe]

these threads are always fun, so just post the hand histories of you owning someone hard

ill start!

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($2034)
Hero (SB) ($6332.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 8
Button raises to $30, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($60) 9, 10, 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $50, Hero calls $50

Turn: ($160) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

River: ($160) K (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $122, Hero calls $122

Total pot: $404 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Button had 5, 6 (one pair, nines).
Hero had 8, 8 (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: Hero won $403.50

[gabe]

this one might not look like much but i thought it was a really cool valuebet. from his turn check-timing i just knew he had one pair and was trying to rush to showdown, and since i had a bluffy image like always i had to bet

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($1005)
Hero (SB) ($5888)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, A
Button raises to $30, Hero raises to $110, Button calls $80

Flop: ($220) Q, 9, 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $160, Button calls $160

Turn: ($540) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

River: ($540) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $400, Button calls $400

Total pot: $1340 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Button had 9, A (one pair, nines).
Hero had Q, A (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $1339.50

[mcatdog]

This guy was check-raising a lot of flops vs. me so I took a stand, I didn't think he would bet a queen on the river and he would have shoved the flop with a flush draw.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($935.75)
SB ($774.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10, 4
Hero raises to $12, SB calls $8

Flop: ($24) 6, Q, 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16, SB raises to $44, Hero raises to $120, SB calls $76

Turn: ($264) 10 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($264) A (2 players)
SB bets $216, Hero calls $216

Total pot: $696 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Hero had 10, 4 (one pair, tens).
SB had 8, 8 (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Hero won $695.50

[gabe]

the guy made a pretty sick bet though

[Numbr2intheWorld]

i had a nice on from a month ago that got lost in tales of poker:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (2 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($1980)
Button ($6089)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, 3.
Button raises to $60, Hero raises to $200, Button calls $140.

Flop: ($410) T, 9, T (2 players)
Hero bets $220, Button calls $220.

Turn: ($850) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($850) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $570, Hero calls $570.

Final Pot: $1990

Results in white below:
Hero has Js 3s (two pair, tens and nines).
Button has 8h 8c (two pair, tens and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $1990.

[floyd_gehrig]

This hand is from PKR, and as the hand converter wouldn't work I apologise for the format.

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Blinds are now $50/$100
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: Hero - $1,910
Seat 2: ZYMUSAS - $1,090
Moving Button to seat 1
Hero posts small blind ($50)
ZYMUSAS posts big blind ($100)
Dealing [5d 8d] to Hero
Hero calls $100
ZYMUSAS checks
Dealing Flop [9d Td 2d]
ZYMUSAS bets $990 (all-in)
Hero calls $990
Hero shows [5d 8d]
ZYMUSAS shows [4s 7h]
Dealing Turn [4c]
Dealing River [4h]
ZYMUSAS has Three of a Kind: 4s
Hero has Flush, 10 high
Hero wins $2,180 with: Flush, 10 high
Seat 1: Hero - $3,000
Seat 2: ZYMUSAS - $0

[mcatdog]

the guy made a pretty sick bet though

I don't understand what's good about it, since I called with this hand that means I'm calling with basically 100% of the hands that beat him, and even if I occasionally call with like bottom pair I turned into a bluff on the flop he's still killed by the range of hands that call this bet.

[gabe]

yea but he didnt know that you thought those things!!

[kapilalink]

And yes it was justified............. and yes I took lots of monies from him

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($2603.25)
Hero (Button) ($3252.75)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, 5
Hero raises to $20, SB raises to $88, Hero calls $68

Flop: ($176) 5, 9, 2 (2 players)
SB bets $115, Hero calls $115

Turn: ($406) 10 (2 players)
SB bets $333, Hero calls $333

River: ($1072) K (2 players)
SB bets $888, Hero calls $888

Total pot: $2848 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Hero had 8, 5 (one pair, fives).
SB had 8, J (high card, King).
Outcome: Hero won $2847.50

[gabe]

whats your screenname on ftp ? maybe we've played together

[kapilalink]

whats your screenname on ftp ? maybe we've played together

Kapilalink. I recently went on a huge tilt fest on FT though and took all of my money out. So I only play on stars now as link_coke

[will641]

whats your screenname on ftp ? maybe we've played together

Kapilalink. I recently went on a huge tilt fest on FT though and took all of my money out. So I only play on stars now as link_coke

so full tilt is rogged too?

[kapilalink]

whats your screenname on ftp ? maybe we've played together

Kapilalink. I recently went on a huge tilt fest on FT though and took all of my money out. So I only play on stars now as link_coke

so full tilt is rogged too?

Yeah Will.......... that's exactly what I said. No but seriously their software makes me steam hard.

[yourfather]

this guy was bluffing a ton idk, som might say standard but w/e i like it

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $59.85
Hero (BB): $102

Pre-Flop: J A dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) 9 7 4 (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($12) 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $9, Hero raises to $23, SB calls $14

River: ($58) 9 (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $30.85 and is All-In, Hero calls $30.85

Results: $119.70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed 6 8 (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and LOST (-$59.85 NET)
Hero showed J A (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and WON $119.20 (+$59.35 NET)



Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $52
Hero (SB): $164.75

Pre-Flop: 5 4 dealt to Hero (SB)
Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($1) 4 3 6 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB raises to $3, Hero calls $2.50

Turn: ($7) K (2 Players)
BB bets $5, Hero calls $5

River: ($17) Q (2 Players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

Results: $39 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB showed Q 6 (two pair, Queens and Sixes) and LOST (-$19.50 NET)
Hero showed 5 4 (a flush, Queen high) and WON $38.50 (+$19 NET)

[Numbr2intheWorld]

I feel like this almost deserves it's own thread... Against a total aggro donk

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($4973.50)
Button ($2807)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, J
Button raises to $30, Hero raises to $110, Button calls $80

Flop: ($220) 9, 5, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $150, Button calls $150

Turn: ($520) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $400, Hero calls $400

River: ($1320) A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1160, Hero calls $1160

Total pot: $3640 | Rake: $0.50


Button had 7, 6 (one pair, nines).
Hero had K, J (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero won $3639.50

[IowaSkinsFan]

Thats sick. Must've been a timing or bet sizing tell?

[Numbr2intheWorld]

betting pattern and river bet sizing

[nolan]

seemed pretty standard K high call to me.

[kapilalink]

Skillzz!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com



Hero (SB) ($1480)
Button ($600)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 5
Button raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($36) J, 7, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $24, Button calls $24

Turn: ($84) K (2 players)
Hero bets $66, Button calls $66

River: ($216) K (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $185, Hero calls $185

Total pot: $586 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Button had 10, 5 (one pair, Kings).
Hero had A, 5 (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $585.50

[Numbr2intheWorld]

wow niceee

[dranger7070]

Ok I'm probly (ok i do lol) sound like a donky noob fish, but how in the hell do you guys make these plays? Honestly, I don't know if I'll ever get to that level, but damn lol. Some of these are just sick IMO. Make fun of me all you want; just giving you guys props for havin balls the size of a grapefruit lol.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Ok I'm probly (ok i do lol) sound like a donky noob fish, but how in the hell do you guys make these plays? Honestly, I don't know if I'll ever get to that level, but damn lol. Some of these are just sick IMO. Make fun of me all you want; just giving you guys props for havin balls the size of a grapefruit lol.

It's all about putting your opponent on a range. Sometimes they will play a hand where all they would make this raise size, this bet size, or this line with is a draw or bluff, or maybe not everytime, but sometimes they are only repping a value betting range of one or two hands, and a bluff is very plausible, so you call.

[Luke999]

Ipoker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players


BTN/BB: $181.89
Hero (SB): $61.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A Q
BTN/BB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/BB calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 9 8 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.77, BTN/BB calls $6.77

Turn: ($22.54) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $14.00, BTN/BB raises to $170.62, Hero calls $36.53 all in

River: ($123.60) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $123.60
BTN/BB shows 7 6
Hero wins $122.60
(Rake: $1.00)


Snap calling his turn shove, it's what I call a tiltwhammy

[will641]

ISF- i think you should have some HU pwnage hands from today AMIRITE!!!

[Miffed22001]

played this turn badly, then figure on the river he had Tx or nothing

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN KDAENE2 ($225.90)
BB Hero ($107.05)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BB
KDAENE2 raises to $2, Hero raises to $6.50, KDAENE2 calls $4.50

Flop: ($13, 2 players)
Hero checks, KDAENE2 bets $6.50, Hero calls $6.50

Turn: ($26, 2 players)
Hero checks, KDAENE2 bets $13, Hero calls $13

River: ($52, 2 players)
Hero checks, KDAENE2 bets $26, Hero calls $26

Final Pot: $104
KDAENE2 shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $103.50 ( won +$51.50 )
KDAENE2 lost -$52.00

[IowaSkinsFan]

Full Tilt Poker Game #8921535368: Table Pupa (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:13:44 ET - 2008/11/11
Seat 1: heybude ($2,010)
Seat 2: kmoneyk10 ($2,020)
heybude posts the small blind of $10
kmoneyk10 posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heybude [2h Th]
heybude has 15 seconds left to act
heybude raises to $40
kmoneyk10 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs Kd 5c]
kmoneyk10 checks
heybude checks
*** TURN *** [Qs Kd 5c] [3c]
kmoneyk10 checks
heybude bets $65
kmoneyk10 calls $65
*** RIVER *** [Qs Kd 5c 3c] [As]
kmoneyk10 checks
heybude has 15 seconds left to act
heybude bets $110
kmoneyk10 has 15 seconds left to act
kmoneyk10 raises to $420
heybude has 15 seconds left to act
heybude raises to $1,900
kmoneyk10: heeppp
kmoneyk10 has 15 seconds left to act
kmoneyk10 has requested TIME
kmoneyk10: how sick are you ?
kmoneyk10: cause i cant have jt
kmoneyk10 adds $505
kmoneyk10 folds
Uncalled bet of $1,480 returned to heybude
heybude mucks
heybude wins the pot ($1,049.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,050 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs Kd 5c 3c As]
Seat 1: heybude (small blind) collected ($1,049.50), mucked
Seat 2: kmoneyk10 (big blind) folded on the River

[yourfather]

That's sick. How do you know he can't have J10?

[zook]

vnh. kmoneyk10 is vgood imo.

[a500lbgorilla]

coach me to read souls, ty

[bikes]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($121.30)
SB ($52.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10, J
Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1

Flop: ($3) 3, 5, Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($11) 10 (2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: ($31) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $37.40 (All-In), Hero calls $37.40

Total pot: $105.80 | Rake: $0.50

Results in white below:
Hero had 10, J (two pair, tens and fives).
SB had 6, 4 (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero won $105.30


Woulda been sweeter if I didn't turn a pair

[griffey24]

That's sick. How do you know he can't have J10?

He would have lead turn with JT instead of c/c.

The problem is... ISF can't really have JT either.. so his line doesn't make much sense either.. hmm

nh though!

[IowaSkinsFan]

hohoho

Full Tilt Poker Game #8926269268: Table Gore (deep hu) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:15:39 ET - 2008/11/11
Seat 1: WatchOutMom ($3,979.50)
Seat 2: heybude ($3,999.50)
WatchOutMom posts the small blind of $10
heybude posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to heybude [4s 4c]
WatchOutMom raises to $60
heybude calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9h 4d]
heybude checks
WatchOutMom has 15 seconds left to act
WatchOutMom bets $70
heybude has 15 seconds left to act
heybude raises to $240
WatchOutMom calls $170
*** TURN *** [Kc 9h 4d] [As]
heybude has 15 seconds left to act
heybude bets $420
WatchOutMom has 15 seconds left to act
WatchOutMom raises to $960
heybude has 15 seconds left to act
heybude has requested TIME
heybude raises to $1,500
WatchOutMom has 15 seconds left to act
WatchOutMom raises to $3,679.50, and is all in
heybude calls $2,179.50
WatchOutMom shows [7d Jc]
heybude shows [4s 4c]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 9h 4d As] [3s]
WatchOutMom shows Ace King high
heybude shows three of a kind, Fours
heybude wins the pot ($7,958.50) with three of a kind, Fours
WatchOutMom adds $2,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7,959 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kc 9h 4d As 3s]
Seat 1: WatchOutMom (small blind) showed [7d Jc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: heybude (big blind) showed [4s 4c] and won ($7,958.50) with three of a kind, Fours

[griffey24]

vn CiB!

Was this a reg, or a spewtard?

[Numbr2intheWorld]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9231269165: Table Even (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:40:07 ET - 2008/11/29
Seat 1: mr doodles70 ($5,474)
Seat 2: RunItTrim ($5,823.50)
RunItTrim posts the small blind of $25
mr doodles70 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RunItTrim [Jh Ah]
RunItTrim raises to $150
mr doodles70 calls $100
*** FLOP *** [8s Kh Js]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim checks
*** TURN *** [8s Kh Js] [6h]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim bets $250
mr doodles70 calls $250
*** RIVER *** [8s Kh Js 6h] [4s]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim bets $700
mr doodles70 raises to $5,074, and is all in
RunItTrim has 15 seconds left to act
RunItTrim has requested TIME
RunItTrim calls $4,374
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mr doodles70 shows [8c 7h] a pair of Eights
RunItTrim shows [Jh Ah] a pair of Jacks
RunItTrim wins the pot ($10,947.50) with a pair of Jacks
mr doodles70 adds $5,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10,948 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s Kh Js 6h 4s]
Seat 1: mr doodles70 (big blind) showed [8c 7h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: RunItTrim (small blind) showed [Jh Ah] and won ($10,947.50) with a pair of Jacks

[ATOTHEC101]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9231269165: Table Even (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:40:07 ET - 2008/11/29
Seat 1: mr doodles70 ($5,474)
Seat 2: RunItTrim ($5,823.50)
RunItTrim posts the small blind of $25
mr doodles70 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RunItTrim [Jh Ah]
RunItTrim raises to $150
mr doodles70 calls $100
*** FLOP *** [8s Kh Js]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim checks
*** TURN *** [8s Kh Js] [6h]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim bets $250
mr doodles70 calls $250
*** RIVER *** [8s Kh Js 6h] [4s]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim bets $700
mr doodles70 raises to $5,074, and is all in
RunItTrim has 15 seconds left to act
RunItTrim has requested TIME
RunItTrim calls $4,374
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mr doodles70 shows [8c 7h] a pair of Eights
RunItTrim shows [Jh Ah] a pair of Jacks
RunItTrim wins the pot ($10,947.50) with a pair of Jacks
mr doodles70 adds $5,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10,948 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s Kh Js 6h 4s]
Seat 1: mr doodles70 (big blind) showed [8c 7h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: RunItTrim (small blind) showed [Jh Ah] and won ($10,947.50) with a pair of Jacks

WTF, Id have called the river in your spot but a check raise all in for value is seriously sick.

[OP]

BUMP

Villain was from Paris so river was obv a mouse hovering snap off HYACHACHA

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (SB) ($1,409.20)
BB ($514.25)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is SB
Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: ($24, 2 players)
BB bets $27, Hero calls $27

Turn: ($78, 2 players)
BB bets $40, Hero calls $40

River: ($158, 2 players)
BB goes all-in $435.25, Hero calls $435.25, Hero says "Bling Blang Blaow"

Final Pot: $1,028.50
BB shows high card Ace

Hero shows a pair of Tens

[OP]

So I only play on stars now as link_coke

Wow, didnt even know you were a member.

Aejones video against this guy is probably singlehandedly the most informative HU guide on the internet.

[ATOTHEC101]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9231269165: Table Even (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:40:07 ET - 2008/11/29
Seat 1: mr doodles70 ($5,474)
Seat 2: RunItTrim ($5,823.50)
RunItTrim posts the small blind of $25
mr doodles70 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RunItTrim [Jh Ah]
RunItTrim raises to $150
mr doodles70 calls $100
*** FLOP *** [8s Kh Js]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim checks
*** TURN *** [8s Kh Js] [6h]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim bets $250
mr doodles70 calls $250
*** RIVER *** [8s Kh Js 6h] [4s]
mr doodles70 checks
RunItTrim bets $700
mr doodles70 raises to $5,074, and is all in
RunItTrim has 15 seconds left to act
RunItTrim has requested TIME
RunItTrim calls $4,374
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mr doodles70 shows [8c 7h] a pair of Eights
RunItTrim shows [Jh Ah] a pair of Jacks
RunItTrim wins the pot ($10,947.50) with a pair of Jacks
mr doodles70 adds $5,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10,948 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8s Kh Js 6h 4s]
Seat 1: mr doodles70 (big blind) showed [8c 7h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: RunItTrim (small blind) showed [Jh Ah] and won ($10,947.50) with a pair of Jacks

WTF, Id have called the river in your spot but a check raise all in for value is seriously sick.

Wtf am I on about, loldonks.