Because:

As many have already stated, I am a fish who has somehow donked his way upwards, I have no idea what I'm doing , please take my money before someone else does. I don't even know what a kicker is. So please play me.
Sealed the deal to me, as well as his response:
I'm not sure what you're talking about...
You want to play HU jeff?
didnt deny the fact either.

I just got a bad feeling about it, thats all. And for the time being its not a pissing contest; I never said he was or wasn't good as I've never read one post by him or not. And if he wants to play me HU LHE I will, but I doubt he will.