Ummm, I was like "O RLY" so I pulled up stars



I'm calling bullshit. I can't even say table selection, because 100% in this window have over 30% to the flop and half of them have average pots over 20bbs.

I stopped reading, but it's possible your problem is pulling moves. You can't bet into weakness because weakness doesn't mean anything. If you're playing 2 tables or something you're probably just bored out of your mind waiting for good cards which is what you need to do.