LAggy FTRer vs even LAggier FTRer... bound to end in tears

PokerStars Game #2070797416: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2005/07/10 - 02:47:27 (ET)
Table 'Algieba' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: dwarfman ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Scubastud ($23.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Atlanta ($30.05 in chips)
Seat 4: DuglasFir ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: sorokONER ($5.50 in chips)
Seat 8: blaaaaaaaahh ($48.10 in chips)
Seat 9: ripptyde ($36.10 in chips)
blaaaaaaaahh: posts small blind $0.10
ripptyde: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dwarfman [9c Ts]
dwarfman: raises $1 to $1.25
Scubastud: folds
Atlanta: folds
DuglasFir: folds
sorokONER: folds
blaaaaaaaahh: folds
ripptyde: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [3h 4h 3c]
ripptyde: checks
dwarfman: bets $2
ripptyde: calls $2
*** TURN *** [3h 4h 3c] [Jd]
ripptyde: checks
archman19 joins the table at seat #7
dwarfman: bets $6
ripptyde: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [3h 4h 3c Jd] [5c]
ripptyde: checks
Atlanta said, "Howdy"
dwarfman: bets $15 and is all-in
archman19 said, "hola"
Scubastud is sitting out
ripptyde: folds
dwarfman collected $17.70 from pot
dwarfman: shows [9c Ts] (a pair of Threes)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.60 | Rake $0.90
Board [3h 4h 3c Jd 5c]
Seat 1: dwarfman collected ($17.70)
Seat 2: Scubastud folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Atlanta folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: DuglasFir folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sorokONER (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: blaaaaaaaahh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ripptyde (big blind) folded on the River

[07:49] <ripptyde> omg
[07:49] <ripptyde> fuck
[07:49] <ripptyde> you little shit
[07:49] <dwarfman>
[07:49] <dwarfman> what'd you have?
[07:49] <ripptyde> 6/5
[07:49] <ripptyde> I caught my 5 on the river

More post flop shenanigans... when LAggs collide.

PokerStars Game #2070865280: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2005/07/10 - 03:02:12 (ET)
Table 'Algieba' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dwarfman ($29.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Scubastud ($26.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Atlanta ($30.30 in chips)
Seat 4: DuglasFir ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 5: sorokONER ($7 in chips)
Seat 6: zen_realized ($27.95 in chips)
Seat 7: archman19 ($23.90 in chips)
Seat 8: blaaaaaaaahh ($45.75 in chips)
Seat 9: ripptyde ($31.30 in chips)
Scubastud said, "sorry guys"
Atlanta: posts small blind $0.10
DuglasFir: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dwarfman [6s 8c]
archman19 said, "you're a broncos fan, so it's all good"
sorokONER has timed out
sorokONER: folds
sorokONER is sitting out
zen_realized: folds
archman19 is disconnected
sorokONER has returned
archman19 has timed out while disconnected
archman19: folds
archman19 is sitting out
blaaaaaaaahh: folds
ripptyde: raises $0.75 to $1
dwarfman: calls $1
Scubastud: folds
Atlanta: folds
DuglasFir: folds
*** FLOP *** [8d 8h Kc]
ripptyde: checks
dwarfman: checks
*** TURN *** [8d 8h Kc] [As]
ripptyde: bets $2
dwarfman: raises $4 to $6
ripptyde: raises $6.25 to $12.25
dwarfman: raises $15.85 to $28.10 and is all-in
ripptyde: folds
dwarfman collected $25.55 from pot
dwarfman: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26.85 | Rake $1.30
Board [8d 8h Kc As]
Seat 1: dwarfman collected ($25.55)
Seat 2: Scubastud (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Atlanta (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: DuglasFir (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: sorokONER folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: zen_realized folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: archman19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: blaaaaaaaahh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ripptyde folded on the Turn

ripped

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