Granted. 100 billion silver dollars rains down upon your head all at once. You are killed instantly.
I wish xxianti would sleep with me.
04-20-2006 01:25 PM
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Granted. 100 billion silver dollars rains down upon your head all at once. You are killed instantly. | |
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04-20-2006 01:30 PM
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GRANTED, you and xman hookup and the fling is posted on the internet where your little brother finds it while looking for gay porn. his life is ruined and he kills you for some reason. | |
04-20-2006 02:09 PM
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Granted, spammers attack the Werewolf 81 thread and you are responsible for bringing down FTR forever. Tyson Tanaka then kills you. Slowly. |
04-20-2006 02:30 PM
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granted! Although the landing is not the smoothest on record as you take out the Air Traffic control tower and then plough into the departure lounge killing everyone in there and everyone on board. | |
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04-20-2006 02:30 PM
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04-20-2006 03:24 PM
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04-20-2006 05:33 PM
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04-20-2006 06:19 PM
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Granted, you are now a heroin junkie, gg. | |
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04-20-2006 06:52 PM
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Granted, your gig is now on a large iceberg floating free in the coldest part of the world. | |
04-20-2006 07:24 PM
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Granted, but right after that you think of a better one and wish you had wished that instead. But its far too late bwaahahahahahahahahhaah. | |
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04-21-2006 01:56 AM
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granted. you arrive back at your room to find a sumo wrestler has cleaned everything but now he wants you to clean his buttfloss with your tongue. | |
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04-21-2006 04:49 AM
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Granted. Since you become afraid of everything else instead, you are forced into a get-rid-of-all-your-fears-since-you-are-afraid-of-everything-program run by the FBI. They pick you up at your home in an armored bus along with some other chickens. Then they put you on a plane to fly you to a small island with a special FBI Secret Training Facility of Doom. | |
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04-21-2006 04:55 AM
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04-21-2006 05:45 AM
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Quality. I especially liked the mid-ocean forest fires and sandstorms. | |
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04-21-2006 07:49 AM
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rofl, that was fantastic. | |
04-21-2006 02:25 PM
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dear sandstorm: | |
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04-21-2006 03:14 PM
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Wish granted. | |
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04-21-2006 03:14 PM
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granted - courtiebee and sandstorm get married and decide to change their last names to beestorm. | |
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04-21-2006 03:18 PM
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04-21-2006 03:43 PM
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04-21-2006 03:57 PM
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04-21-2006 04:32 PM
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04-21-2006 04:46 PM
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I wish that my roommate would stop liking death metal. | |
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04-21-2006 05:48 PM
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04-21-2006 08:04 PM
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04-22-2006 05:39 AM
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Granted. You are at the bar, but since you also suck at poker you get pwned reeeeally bad by some noob with 95o UTG. You try to drown your sorrows in some cheap beer, and well, get wasted. After a couple of beers more, the cops bursts in, after a rumor abot some illegal poker game. They arrest all the players (including you, who are so drunk you think they are from the masquerade across the street and start doing the macarena, nude, on the bar disk). You are put in jail, sharing cell with a 2,10m tall, 150kg heavy gorilla-type nicknamed Barbara. | |
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04-22-2006 06:23 AM
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Granted: you're happy for about 2s then you get lynched | |
04-22-2006 06:50 AM
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i'm so gonna bump this thread a year after it goes cold. | |
04-22-2006 07:08 AM
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Granted, since variance doesn't exist, all the fish go broke and stop playing and poker dies a painful death. | |
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04-22-2006 08:23 AM
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Granted! Although your over indulgence comes to the fore as you begin to display the tell-tale signs - slurred words, blurred vision, a tendancy to get louder and louder, ugly-as-sin women begin to look like supermodels, you suddenly think your aimless random flinging about of limbs is actually "dancing" - after which you descend into an inability to walk, talk and frequent doses of projectile vomiting, one of which ends up with you being arrested and during your time in the cells, you are brutally and mercilessly violated by "Butch", causing you to limp for a month. | |
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04-22-2006 10:57 AM
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04-22-2006 04:30 PM
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04-22-2006 05:06 PM
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Granted: you get a kia | |
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04-22-2006 05:38 PM
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Granted: You make thousands of dollars, but then Dikshit randomly confiscates your funds because he's a pimp. |
04-22-2006 05:51 PM
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Granted. Your computer is so fast, you never manage to catch it. | |
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04-22-2006 06:23 PM
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Granted. Instead of hanging up on you, he simply transfers your call over to me. Unforunately for you, I never hang up the phone. I talk until your ear falls off, literally. You are now a half-deaf, blind (don't ask), stupid gorilla. All the female gorillas hate you for eternity. | |
04-22-2006 06:49 PM
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lol rilla called me and i said 'who is this' then he said 'who the fuck is this' and i hung up | |
04-24-2006 04:51 PM
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04-24-2006 07:18 PM
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Granted. As soon as you are reigned king, Antartica sinks into the ocean, taking you down with it. | |
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04-24-2006 10:50 PM
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Granted. In the UFC finals, you are brutally killed by someone who was just simply better then you. Taekwondo FOR THE WIN!!!! | |
04-25-2006 12:18 AM
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Granted, now its time to move off the play money tables and start your real money adventure at the 0.01/0.02 tables. | |
04-25-2006 02:19 PM
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Granted, but unfortunately your 'clubs' consist of a collection of variously sized novelty anvils. Your would be 'perfect swing' is nullified by unfavorable air pressure, muscle tears, and divots. | |
04-25-2006 02:57 PM
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Granted, but the only bad thing that comes from this wish is that i dont post a corresponding bad fate. This is because everyone loves the idea of keeping it going. | |
04-25-2006 02:59 PM
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Granted. Now your monitor lasts forever (hahahhah get it??????????). | |
04-25-2006 03:05 PM
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Granted! however, the only way it can cool down is by causing a new ice age and you are frozen where you stand with your tilapia in your hand, about an inch from your mouth and the drool frozen to your lip! | |
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04-25-2006 03:10 PM
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04-25-2006 03:34 PM
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04-25-2006 04:57 PM
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I don't like fish food... | |
10-03-2006 01:23 PM
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Granted, unfortunatley ripjohngotti got banned shortly after. | |
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10-03-2006 01:28 PM
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Granted. Because you been spending all your time in the HH forum evaluating ripjohngotti's HH's. | |
10-03-2006 01:31 PM
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Granted. You have no imagination, no dreams and no future. | |
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10-03-2006 04:28 PM
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granted, the bill is struck down by the supreme court and the fish return. except they own you so bad that you go broke and become a crazy religious zealot who makes it his life's mission to outlaw online poker. |
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10-03-2006 04:45 PM
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Granted. bill frist is making a speech later today. | |
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10-03-2006 04:58 PM
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Granted. Now you have to live with your girlfriend... | |
10-03-2006 05:36 PM
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10-03-2006 05:47 PM
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granted. but now our ports are not secure! | |
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10-03-2006 06:27 PM
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granted, you instead will have oven baked feces for dinner tonight. | |
10-03-2006 06:47 PM
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Granted. You play a 16th century themed poker tournament in which you win 3 groats, which in old times tournaments are inexchangeable for dolluhs. | |
10-03-2006 07:13 PM
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granted. you are bill frist. |
10-03-2006 10:13 PM
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10-03-2006 10:46 PM
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Granted, but since perpetual motion machines don't exist now, your product apparently never took off. | |
10-04-2006 02:56 AM
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Granted. All the christians die and you're to blame. A celebration is held later that day for your efforts. | |
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10-04-2006 03:30 AM
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granted. but he has some of your sweet man ass anyway. | |
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10-04-2006 04:22 AM
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Granted. You are a buffalo. | |
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10-04-2006 09:39 AM
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Granted. You pick up a cookbook, start cooking but catch fire to your arm and burn to death. | |
10-04-2006 10:33 AM
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Granted. They are now first thing in a different morning. | |
10-04-2006 10:38 AM
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Granted. All your lectures are now the first thing in another morning. | |
10-04-2006 10:59 AM
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granted. Bill Frist comes over, but actually convinces you that online gambling has ruined your life, and that you, in fact, have lost your house. | |
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10-04-2006 11:03 AM
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granted. His name is Jimbo and he never leaves your side for 3 years, always saying the dumbest things, so you eventually shoot him just to have some peace and quiet. |
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10-04-2006 11:05 AM
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Granted. You find some lying in a ditch in a field, unfortunatly it belongs to the local dealer who spots you stealing his stash and puts a bullet in your head. | |
10-04-2006 12:00 PM
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granted, but you have no money to ever purchase chips to put it good use. | |
10-04-2006 12:34 PM
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Granted. Your house is filled with mcdonald's game pieces and you are 99.3% to win the whole enchilada. But Bill Frist bans online mcdonald's monopoly as part of the new Airport Security regulations. | |
10-04-2006 01:02 PM
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Granted, but you're playing Red Rover. | |
10-04-2006 01:16 PM
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Granted, from now on for you the first thing in the morning everyday is a Proctal exam followed by continuous lectures the rest of the day. | |
10-05-2006 07:38 AM
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