Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
Maybe this will help:

You have to nail one of three midget hookers bareback, and one of them doesn't have aids. You pick one, then the midget pimp who knows them intimately fucks one, very deliberately putting on an 8-layered full body condom after spraying her down with rubbing alcohol and bleach. Do you switch?
Protip: pick the ugly one.