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  1. 02-09-2006 12:25 AM #1
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    Default You know what really grinds my gears?

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  2. 02-09-2006 12:27 AM #2
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  3. 02-09-2006 12:30 AM #3
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    tasteful fake tits are ok... I dont think Id ever get married to a girl with fake ones. But when they look like balloons and you can clearly see the incision scares.. that shit just aint kosher.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  6. 02-09-2006 12:48 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    tasteful fake tits are ok... I dont think Id ever get married to a girl with fake ones. But when they look like balloons and you can clearly see the incision scares.. that shit just aint kosher.
    Fake tits are so great. You wouldn't marry a girl with fake tits?
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  7. 02-09-2006 12:56 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    tasteful fake tits are ok... I dont think Id ever get married to a girl with fake ones. But when they look like balloons and you can clearly see the incision scares.. that shit just aint kosher.
    Fake tits are so great. You wouldn't marry a girl with fake tits?
    never
    I don't respect women who modify their bodies for the sake of appearance
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  8. 02-09-2006 01:09 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
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    Red flag indicating an insecure, high-maintenance woman. Too much grief.

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  9. 02-09-2006 01:49 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    tasteful fake tits are ok... I dont think Id ever get married to a girl with fake ones. But when they look like balloons and you can clearly see the incision scares.. that shit just aint kosher.
    Fake tits are so great. You wouldn't marry a girl with fake tits?
    never
    I don't respect women who modify their bodies for the sake of appearance
    Im with you man. I mean, Ill nut on em, but no way Im marrying em. Also fake tits dont last forever, and plastic suregory can look ok at the time, but take a look at some older famous women that are known to have had stuff done. They look abso-fucking-lutely disgusting... I dont wanna be married to that. At times I wish I could really be so vein as to follow the thinking that wifes are to be traded in every 5 years or so for a newer model, but Im just not like that. And even if I thought like that, natural girls or so much sexier. Porn stars are good for one thing, porn.
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  10. 02-09-2006 02:35 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
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    tasteful fake tits are ok... I dont think Id ever get married to a girl with fake ones. But when they look like balloons and you can clearly see the incision scares.. that shit just aint kosher.
    Fake tits are so great. You wouldn't marry a girl with fake tits?
    never
    I don't respect women who modify their bodies for the sake of appearance
    Im with you man. I mean, Ill nut on em, but no way Im marrying em. Also fake tits dont last forever, and plastic suregory can look ok at the time, but take a look at some older famous women that are known to have had stuff done. They look abso-fucking-lutely disgusting... I dont wanna be married to that. At times I wish I could really be so vein as to follow the thinking that wifes are to be traded in every 5 years or so for a newer model, but Im just not like that. And even if I thought like that, natural girls or so much sexier. Porn stars are good for one thing, porn.
    Real tits don't last forever. At least fake ones can be replaced.
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    What Im trying to say is, I wish I had ice on my grill.
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  15. 02-09-2006 05:02 AM #15
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    that van in zachs sig... what the fuck is that thing? get rid of it... now...
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    that van in zachs sig... what the fuck is that thing? get rid of it... now...
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    I have no tit affiliation that I know of. Throw a real one or a fake one at me. Either way I do a starving infant impression. Hell, gimme a couple water ballons, and I'll keep myself busy for an hour.

    I slept with this girl one time only because she had super large breasts. There was no other motivation. I just wanted to scramble around with her funbags. I talked the talk, and walked the walk (complete with tailfeathers), and YAHTZEE, giant funbag heaven! The girl the megaboobs were attached to was nothing more than a placeholder for the main course. She was the lord of the funbags to me. A dinner plate serving my favorite jumbo jugs meal that evening. My hands were the meatforks. I felt like an ass about it later, but screw it, a man has to play with gargantuan knockers once in his life. Is that a lot to ask?
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    ah, now I love it!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Click on it and see what it says if your confused.
    Haha thats funny shit, nh
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    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    hipster coke heads..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  24. 02-10-2006 02:42 AM #24
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    good players that sit down in position on me. damnit
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    People that wear pajamas to class.
    k i dont shower before all my classes so i just brush my teeth put on a sweatshirt and go to class..

    why the hell would something like that annoy you during early classes anyway?
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    hmm I wear boxers all day... sometimes a tshirt too... mostly just boxers though.. being a barely succesful pro poker player has some nice perks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
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    People that wear pajamas to class.
    k i dont shower before all my classes so i just brush my teeth put on a sweatshirt and go to class..

    why the hell would something like that annoy you during early classes anyway?
    I use to do that for my 8/9 am classes too. I'd brush my teeth and throw on some warm-up pants or sweats. I'd talking about the people that show up in the pajama pants with cartoon patterns and are wearing slippers. Those fuckers annoy me. If you can't at least put on some shoes then you're probably too lazy to brush your teeth either.
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    yah but its like a fad now... the "dorm life" look. But fad or not, I think the only time it should happen is if you are hugh hefner, or have a comparable life situation.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
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    People that wear pajamas to class.
    k i dont shower before all my classes so i just brush my teeth put on a sweatshirt and go to class..

    why the hell would something like that annoy you during early classes anyway?
    I use to do that for my 8/9 am classes too. I'd brush my teeth and throw on some warm-up pants or sweats. I'd talking about the people that show up in the pajama pants with cartoon patterns and are wearing slippers. Those fuckers annoy me. If you can't at least put on some shoes then you're probably too lazy to brush your teeth either.
    k, agreed.

    i wear scrub pants and a hoody all the time when i dont shower.
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    the fact that theres no such thing as "saturday morning cartoons" anymore. Sure tehre are always cartoons on the cartoon network, and I dont know why I care, I dont even watch them anymore. But for some reason it still pisses me off.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by journey075
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    People that wear pajamas to class.
    k i dont shower before all my classes so i just brush my teeth put on a sweatshirt and go to class..

    why the hell would something like that annoy you during early classes anyway?
    I usually throw on my power ranger jammy's, but what is this brushing of teeth you speak of?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    the fact that theres no such thing as "saturday morning cartoons" anymore.
    YES!!
    Also -
    The grimy rollcloth system in public restrooms...yo genius, I just washed my hands, and now I'm supposed to rub them all over that swarm of pestilence ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by metaxy6
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    the fact that theres no such thing as "saturday morning cartoons" anymore.
    YES!!
    Also -
    The grimy rollcloth system in public restrooms...yo genius, I just washed my hands, and now I'm supposed to rub them all over that swarm of pestilence ??
    holy shit! I thought I was the only germaphobe... lol. Ok Im not really a germaphobe, but like I dislike stuff like this, washing your hands, then having to touch the thing, then having to touch the door, knowing that most people didnt wash thier hands, and if they did they just sprinkled a lil water on them then walked out.
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    http://www.youtube.com/w/poker?v=xVw...8&search=Poker
    ok, they had some nice jiggle to them, however the shape was TERRIBLE. Very nice movement, but still... fake looking shape.

    Also did anyone else find it odd that they where saying "partypoker.com" on american radio/tv ? They always say 'dot net' to point you towards thier fake money site, because I think its illegal or atleast taboo to advertise online gambling in the US.
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    Spoon is the PO$$E$$ED of 2008.
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