You are experiencing a carjacking...

[wufwugy]

Naw holmes, I can completely write off aikido. Its very foundation is a conundrum that assumes that power can be asserted without exerting said power. It was developed by scrawny weak wannabes who trick themselves into imagining they could beat up somebody who has any semblance of athleticism.

Its breadth of usefulness is in the idea "don't stand where punch will be", but its methods for attempting that are completely unrealistic and unusable. It's basically for people who failed physics and think they can cast the teleport spell

Seagal would be "above wugy level" if he was much thinner while maintaining strength and knew anything about clinching. But he knows nothing about clinching, is fat, slow, and weak, and thus any varsity level wrestler could shit in his mouth on command

[luckyhearts]

Back to the question, it depends on the crowd around.
If there are plenty of peeps around, scream at the top of your lungs "*****(insert appropriate racial slur here) IS STEALING MY **** CAR!!! CALL THE COPS!!!

1. Thief is probably leaving quickly, without your stuff.
2. You now have plent-o-witnesses-you might want to skip the racial thing, or your car may be the least of your problems.
3. Hey, u can still run.

carjacking: should: they get my empty tank gas guzzler. Maybe the cops recover it with some gas in the sob.
would: who knows, pissed off country boys do stupid shit.

for the (insurance) record: it had a full tank of gas, monster stereo and not a scratch on it! he he he