Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
Yeah, forget the gun, imagine being armed with 10 years of Muai Tai or some such. I'd make a passing comment about the lethality of my fists as I casually toss my keys over the guys shoulder, in the instant his eyes move to follow them, I'd leap from the seat, through the window, and grapple him into a submissive arm-bar in one powerful fluid motion.
Pft, forget the 10 years of muay thai, this is already my plan after watching a bit of UFC.

I just hope Joe Rogan's stopped next to me at the lights.