You are experiencing a carjacking...

[a500lbgorilla]

But fantasy me disarms robber Steven Seagal style and holds him there until police arrive without breaking a sweat or needing a gun of my own.

Yeah, forget the gun, imagine being armed with 10 years of Muai Tai or some such. I'd make a passing comment about the lethality of my fists as I casually toss my keys over the guys shoulder, in the instant his eyes move to follow them, I'd leap from the seat, through the window, and grapple him into a submissive arm-bar in one powerful fluid motion.

[kiwiMark]

Yeah, forget the gun, imagine being armed with 10 years of Muai Tai or some such. I'd make a passing comment about the lethality of my fists as I casually toss my keys over the guys shoulder, in the instant his eyes move to follow them, I'd leap from the seat, through the window, and grapple him into a submissive arm-bar in one powerful fluid motion.

Pft, forget the 10 years of muay thai, this is already my plan after watching a bit of UFC.

I just hope Joe Rogan's stopped next to me at the lights.

[rong]

Yeah, forget the gun, imagine being armed with 10 years of Muai Tai or some such. I'd make a passing comment about the lethality of my fists as I casually toss my keys over the guys shoulder, in the instant his eyes move to follow them, I'd leap from the seat, through the window, and grapple him into a submissive arm-bar in one powerful fluid motion.

...catching the keys before they hit the ground.

[a500lbgorilla]

...catching the keys before they hit the ground.

Hail to the King, baby.