Caught the break of my life tonight. I started drinking today around 3PM and came in and out of states of drunkeness. Anyways, I end up at a bar with a stripper and my good buddy who is blown off some sick chronic. Anyways, I decide I gonna try and bang tha stripper so we take off at the bar and head towards my appt which is in the same complex as the bar. Im going about 60 thru it and I run a stop sign when I see a cop car. He blows me up and pulls me over. Im fucking freaking out. I have an illegal immigrant stripper with no ID in the front seat and my buddy with an ounce in his pocket in the back seat. Somehow I convince the cop Im not drunk and he lets me in my appt complex. My heart hasn't slowed down since. Fuck Im lucky.