WOW

[bigspenda73]

Caught the break of my life tonight. I started drinking today around 3PM and came in and out of states of drunkeness. Anyways, I end up at a bar with a stripper and my good buddy who is blown off some sick chronic. Anyways, I decide I gonna try and bang tha stripper so we take off at the bar and head towards my appt which is in the same complex as the bar. Im going about 60 thru it and I run a stop sign when I see a cop car. He blows me up and pulls me over. Im fucking freaking out. I have an illegal immigrant stripper with no ID in the front seat and my buddy with an ounce in his pocket in the back seat. Somehow I convince the cop Im not drunk and he lets me in my appt complex. My heart hasn't slowed down since. Fuck Im lucky.

[Renton]

did u bang the stripper?

did she pozz u?

[bigspenda73]

yes

and what?

[bode]

yeah, wtf does pozz(ed) mean?

[WildBobAA]

1. pozz

To intentionally give someone HIV through sex.

[gabe]

good times, maybe you will change your drunk driving ways?

i know i will........as soon as something like this happens to me

[WildBobAA]

gabe, come to ceasars indiana for spring break

[Galapogos]

good times, maybe you will change your drunk driving ways?

i know i will........as soon as something like this happens to me

No you won't. I used to say that too. Then you realize how easy it is to convince the cop you haven't been drinking.

[LeFou]

Pick a better spot.

[bigred]

Pick a better spot.

POTD

[givememyleg]

1. pozz

To intentionally give someone HIV through sex.

lol oh so that's what rentons name means.

[Eric]

Check out the http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Insurance/InsureYourCar/DUIThe$10000RideHome.aspx article titled DUI: The $10,000 ride home.

A fine is just the start of what you'll pay for a drunken-driving conviction. Insurance-rate increases, legal bills, alcohol treatment and licensing fees can push the cost into five figures.

Here are some possible costs:
Towing Cost: $100-$1,200.
Insurance Increase Cost: $4,500 or more
Legal fees Cost: $2,000-$25,000
Fines Cost: $300-$1,200
Evaluation Cost: $181
Education and treatment Cost: $350-$2,000

[Pelion]

loloInsuranceIncreaseCostedU

[euphoricism]

Windows down, radio blasting, "singing" at the top of your lungs, laughing your ass off... If god didnt want us to drive drunk, he wouldnt make it so damned fun.

[bigred]

I hope you get DUI'ed next time and it costs you a shit load of money. On a long enough time line of drunk driving it's either getting caught or you kill yourself and/or some innocent car passing by. If you're going to make such a stupid decision please don't base it on simple selfish reasonings of a ticket. Take into consideration the lives you'll ruin when you don't get a break and crash into another car.

[LeFou]

i agree with bigred, and think you should fix this.

[bigspenda73]

If you're talking to me just realize it was a 150 yd drive home through a parking lot at 2 AM. I would never drive that drunk on real roads with any kind of traffic on them. The only reason I have my nice truck is cuz I got plowed into last summer by some drunk asshole at 5AM on my way to work. I don't condone it but it was definitely one of the most interesting nights of my life.