So I had my first day of work yesterday. I had to come out in a sweaty costume dressed as the following two characters:



The parents would sit their children in my lap as they took pictures of them with me (in the costume obviously). Also, I had to dance to "Wheels on the Bus," "Hokey Pokey," "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes," and "The Cha Cha Slide," all while in the costume. I've never sweat more in my life. It was disgustingly musty in the costume.

I made $200 in four hours of partying.