Well, I had my first bit of clown training today. It paid $11/hr so that was cool. Anywho, the first thing I needed to learn was to work with balloons. I basically only learned to tie a knot of the balloon (which is a lot harder than I thought) and making a balloon sword (which is a lot easier than I thought).

I sucked balls at tying the knot so my trainer gave me a bag of balloons and a balloon pump to practice with:

There's a balloon sword, the balloon pump, and my weak attempt at a balloon heart (that I learned how to do off Youtube).

Basically, I have to get this whole balloon thing down by Wednesday to possibly get work this weekend. If not, I'll have to wait until next weekend. Sucks.