Be able to change the size of any object without affecting it's weight
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Be able to change the weight of any object without affecting it's size?
07-22-2017 05:12 PM
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Would you rather?Be able to change the size of any object without affecting it's weight |
07-22-2017 05:53 PM
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Can I use it on myself? I want to shrink/grow like antman. Visions density power is dumb. | |
07-22-2017 05:56 PM
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Hmmm... I'd like a twelve inch dick, but not one that floats. | |
07-22-2017 05:57 PM
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07-23-2017 01:29 AM
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EZ game. Change the weight without affecting size. I would gradually make myself heavier and heavier, training my muscles and bones so that I get crazy jacked then whenever I want, I'd reduce my weight to something silly light then BTFO everybody in tons of sporting events with my speed of insanity and become known as the greatest athlete of all time. |
07-23-2017 11:28 AM
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I'll make my weed twice as heavy, sell half of it, and smoke the rest for free. | |
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07-23-2017 11:30 AM
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I thought about gold, but the problem is that while you think you can now sell it for more, its density has changed and potential buyers will think it's not gold. | |
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07-23-2017 08:30 PM
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Changing weight is clearly the best if it's only objects. We're limited more by weight than anything else nowadays. | |
07-23-2017 09:15 PM
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Weight over size ofc. Anything sizeable needs weight or it's coming down like a house of cards. |
07-24-2017 11:03 AM
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Change weight without affecting size. Upsides of thick chicks with all the positions of skinny chicks. | |
07-24-2017 01:55 PM
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Assuming all other structural properties are left unchanged, then being able to make something both strong and lightweight opens TONS of doors in engineering. | |
Last edited by MadMojoMonkey; 07-24-2017 at 01:59 PM. | |
07-24-2017 01:57 PM
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07-24-2017 02:04 PM
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I lol at the idea of getting into a boxing ring and secretly making your opponent's ankles gain 100 pounds. Unbeatable! |
07-24-2017 02:08 PM
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Make your own arms super lightweight, accelerate your fists to ludicrous speeds with your normal strength muscles. Just prior to or during impact, dramatically increase the mass of said, speedy fists. | |
07-24-2017 02:16 PM
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Hold on here crazy scientist I ain't lookin' to murder a fool. |
07-24-2017 02:18 PM
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07-24-2017 02:20 PM
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All this violence. I just want to make myself huge and light so I can make some wings and fly. | |
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07-24-2017 02:32 PM
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07-24-2017 03:19 PM
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Almost certainly, I'd say. There would always be some batty motherfucker who would try to take the fight, but commissions would flat out stop sanctioning them. |
07-24-2017 03:29 PM
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Any boxer who keeps boxing after killing two people must be a psychopath. | |
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07-24-2017 09:18 PM
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If ong can change his density at will, not only can he float, not quite flying w/o propulsion, he could take a punch like no other, by the same reasoning above. | |
Last edited by MadMojoMonkey; 07-24-2017 at 09:23 PM. | |
07-25-2017 10:23 AM
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MMM, you have such a fucking cool job. | |
07-25-2017 11:26 AM
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Living the dream! | |
07-25-2017 11:23 PM
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Change the weight. I'ma walk away with your cars and put em on the roof! | |
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07-26-2017 05:22 AM
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Haha nice one bigred, way to piss everyone except me off. | |
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07-26-2017 12:03 PM
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I'ma make your weed weigh 5 billion pounds when I'm not around so you build a Bigred dependency. | |
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07-26-2017 12:32 PM
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If you make your THC weigh more does that really do anything bar fuck with how your body absorbs it? Sounds like it wouldn't give you any more high and if anything would just be more fucked. |
07-26-2017 12:32 PM
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New project: |
07-26-2017 01:14 PM
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I'd choose changing size of an object. I'd get in tight with one of the major parties and run for office. On election day, I would shrink to the size of atoms of some of the red blood cells of people in areas that vote for my opponent so that some of them are just too tired to vote. The marginal effect should be enough to put me over the top. Then I'd do it over and over a few times all the way up to POTUS. After gaining POTUS, I would shrink all other nations' weapons and most important oil/mineral reserves down to the size of atoms. I'd find the best spots to kill some of their leaders (like when they're visiting other countries) by exploding their heads by making many different parts of their heads rapidly expand while others do not. I would shrink their crops and expand their forest fires. I would then rally America for a grand Christian crusade to take over the world in order to save everybody from havoc. Any prominent leaders in America that spoke out against me would simply disappear, due to me shrinking them to atom size. I would begin performing miracles like physically going to the forest fires and raising my hands like Moses and instantly shrinking all the fire to atom size. |
07-26-2017 02:15 PM
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You're really into the love-hate relationships, huh? | |
07-26-2017 06:07 PM
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Seemed in character until you forgot to abolish government at the end. |
07-26-2017 06:09 PM
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07-26-2017 06:35 PM
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07-26-2017 06:38 PM
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If it's the same stuff, but just with different density, that's already incomprehensible. | |
Last edited by MadMojoMonkey; 07-26-2017 at 06:42 PM. | |
07-26-2017 08:15 PM
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It's bought by weight. So, I buy it, then make it weigh more so I can sell half of it and break even while getting free weed. | |
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08-05-2017 12:07 PM
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Be able to change the size of any object without affecting it's weight |
12-22-2017 06:11 PM
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Lotta rotten threads down there, but this one's a goodun. Would you rather lose your kneecaps or lose your legs? Medical science is disallowed. | |
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12-22-2017 06:39 PM
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Kneecaps, bit more mobility I think. |
12-22-2017 06:41 PM
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Without those caps they're just flinging appendages. Best just to nip it in the bud and become a bad-ass upperbody. | |
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12-22-2017 06:41 PM
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You can't lift on no kneecaps. | |
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12-22-2017 06:44 PM
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I misunderstood I thought you meant lose your legs from the kneecap or from the base. |
12-22-2017 06:45 PM
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I don't like this one. I don't want either. This one's better. |
12-22-2017 06:46 PM
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Buy would you rather have a kneecaps that could disintegrate any minute or eyeballs that could lose sight at any minute? | |
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12-22-2017 06:46 PM
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12-22-2017 06:47 PM
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12-22-2017 06:47 PM
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12-22-2017 06:49 PM
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hey i know what qed means |
12-22-2017 06:51 PM
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12-22-2017 06:51 PM
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Quid pro quo? No google | |
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12-22-2017 06:52 PM
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Shit wait, sorry my bad. |
12-22-2017 06:54 PM
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I'd rather be a faggot just fwiw. |
12-22-2017 06:55 PM
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Fams, I'm checking out of this nonsense. But hey would you rather: Carry on old lively-grudges that neither of you can drop OR drop em. | |
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12-22-2017 08:17 PM
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Would you rather eat Jupiter or shit out Venus? | |
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12-24-2017 01:11 AM
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QED is latin for quod erat demonstrandem, or "as it has been demonstrated." | |