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Which would you hit?

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  1. 06-18-2011 04:22 PM #1
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    Default Which would you hit?



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  2. 06-18-2011 04:23 PM #2
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  3. 06-18-2011 04:36 PM #3
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  4. 06-18-2011 04:45 PM #4
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    Decent movie.
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  5. 06-18-2011 06:38 PM #5
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    Neither. But maybe I am odd that way. I won't hit anything green or blue.
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  6. 06-18-2011 07:29 PM #6
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    like any of you freaks would turn down either.

    (ie I'd hit whichever would let me)
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  7. 06-18-2011 07:35 PM #7
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    so dana rong cant do slightly chubbed chicks but will at the drop of a hat bang a blue chick with lesions all over?

    sensible
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  8. 06-18-2011 07:37 PM #8
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    exactly.

    Sores I can handle. But fat, hell no.
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  9. 06-18-2011 07:40 PM #9
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    btw, I've hit two fat chicks. One obese and ming, one just chubby. Two worst lays of my life (although obese chick gave amazing head)
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  10. 06-18-2011 07:48 PM #10
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    Take blue out of the picture and go to the essence of the question.
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  11. 06-18-2011 07:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    btw, I've hit two fat chicks. One obese and ming, one just chubby. Two worst lays of my life (although obese chick gave amazing head)
    I can hear your pain. Swiggidy is okay with dancing a big, fat chick but doesn't like fake titties. Go figure.
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  12. 06-18-2011 08:09 PM #12
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    EDIT: Deleted to avoid potential future problems irl
    Last edited by rong; 06-19-2011 at 06:05 PM.
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  13. 06-18-2011 10:09 PM #13
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    hahaha awesome story
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  14. 06-19-2011 03:01 AM #14
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    i know how #2 ends so i vote #1.

    And wtf @ shifted young! She was 21 when the movie was made!
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  15. 06-19-2011 09:39 AM #15
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    This is pretty obviously option B.

    Option A is damaging to some 10 year old girl. Option B is only uncomfortable to you.
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  16. 06-19-2011 09:42 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    but it's something I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever do again.
    But you would, though.
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  17. 06-19-2011 11:19 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    This is pretty obviously option B.

    Option A is damaging to some 10 year old girl. Option B is only uncomfortable to you.
    You had me till right at the end there
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  18. 06-19-2011 01:17 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    But you would, though.
    No I really wouldn't. If I was that desperate and that hard up that the only thing I could attract was an obese chick, I'd just swallow my pride and pay for a hooker.
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  19. 06-19-2011 01:21 PM #19
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    wait, what kind of hooker can you buy if you're really hard up?

    or can hard up mean something else apart from "real broke"?
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  20. 06-19-2011 01:23 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    wait, what kind of hooker can you buy if you're really hard up?

    or can hard up mean something else apart from "real broke"?
    Hard up in the currency of attractiveness!
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  21. 06-19-2011 02:30 PM #21
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    does it really matter which we pick? Shes a shape shifter...
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