Would WufILikeFatChicksWugy bang these?

[bode]

The presence of fat does not make a girl fat. The thing is, some girls, with the same amount of body fat, will indeed be fat. But some girls carry it in the right places, and the pale girl carries that fat really well. She is not fat. She isn't toned, but she isn't sloppy, with rolls all over the place. She's pretty much a living embodiment of a renaissance depiction of a woman.

correct. but the presence of THAT much fat does make those girls fat. Just because she carries it better than most doesn't mean that she isn't still fat. If i have to chose between that pale blond girl or the pig beast on the left in the OP, obv. i'm choosing the blonde. She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum, but she is still fat. arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.

[Galapogos]

She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum, but she is still fat. arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.

^^ Did not study the renaissance in school obv.

[boost]

correct. but the presence of THAT much fat does make those girls fat. Just because she carries it better than most doesn't mean that she isn't still fat.

Meh, I disagree.

If i have to chose between that pale blond girl or the pig beast on the left in the OP, obv. i'm choosing the blonde. She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum,

I'm with you so far...

but she is still fat.

again, no.

arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.

What.

[bode]

^^ Did not study the renaissance in school obv.

What.

meh, not what i meant. I meant that obviously she fits the bill for a renaissance period woman, but using that as an argument was silly.

[wufwugy]

lol homes she aint fat. she has "was raised playing soccer or gymnastics" legs and ass. she's easily the leanest in the thread so far

[bode]

yes, the last chick is the only non-fat chick in the thread.

[d0zer]

I like them big ass & thighs...just need a prettier face.

[Jack Sawyer]

So how do you tell a chick that she's gotten way too fat in a short period of time? Any way you say it is bad.

[wufwugy]

You don't tell her, you engage in more enjoyable and rigorous activities with her. Like hiking, water sports, tennis

[flomo]

Marriage, fucks chicks up.

Was this period of time less than 9 months?

[Jack Sawyer]

Hahaha funny, it's thereabouts. But she's not pregnant afaict. It's also just a friend, I can't like tell her to let's go jogging together without arising meta suspicion.

I just want to do a PSA but I don't know how.

[jyms]

Most gyms ask members for referrals to sell memberships, Jut give them her name and they will call her. Make sure they won't tell who gave the name

[d0zer]

that'd be pretty funny if you got every local gym to start calling her 'out of the blue'. mindfuck.

[fulksy]

kinda relevant,
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[wufwugy]

That might be the most noble thing I've ever heard anybody say

[baudib]

I'm all for many ideas put forward by the feminist movement, but the notion that men preferring skinny chicks is some product of mass brainwashing by Western culture is just laughably idiotic.

People are meant to be skinny rather than fat, being skinny is healthier than being fat by a pretty wide margin. People are meant to be active and not sedentary and having an abundance of fatty foods has never been the norm in any human civilization until the past few decades or so.

Not all "attractiveness" is subjective; people are programmed to respond favorably to facial symmetry and other genetic markers that indicate health, fertility, strong genes; this has even been proven with babies. Facial symmetry correlates strongly to feminine proportions -- i.e. "hourglass" shape. in short, men like skinny women with big boobs.

[d0zer]

Not all skinny chicks have hourglass figures, and not all hourglass figures are skinny, and having a few extra pounds is not necessarily unhealthy. If you take it to and extreme and start talking morbidly obese, sure I won't argue.

In recent years (1980?-present?) Western culture has favored an extremely thin girlish figure compared to what was previously considered ideal. That trend seems to be shifting with a growing acceptance towards a more "renaissance", or "redhead from madmen" figure, but to deny the influence the media has had in shaping our ideals of beauty is just plain iggn'nt.


*puts on birkenstocks and heads over to the ani difranco concert*

[wufwugy]

In today's media, Marilyn Monroe is fat.

[baudib]

I happen to work in media, and two days ago we ran a photo spread of previously unseen pictures of Marilyn Monroe. We ran them because there is obviously still a ton of interest in Marilyn, because she's hot as hell.

The only people going around saying Marilyn was fat are fat chicks.

Jessica Siegel:

"The myth that Marilyn would be considered near plus-size today has become a battle cry in the culture wars over female body image," Seigel says. "The truism that the world's sexiest woman would be fat by today's glamour standards has been repeated unattributed in hundreds of articles and books.
"Nice try, but image activists will have to come up with other arguments," Seigel says. "Marilyn Monroe was not even close to a size 12."

In most sources, Marilyn was said to be 5-5 or 5-6 and under 120 pounds, with 35-22-35 measurements.

Natalie Wood, Bridget Bardot, Sophia Loren, Ingrid Bergman. These are women who were famous for looking youthful and being extremely petite. Raquel Welch was a super busty babe with an impossibly narrow waist.

Take them at age 18-30 and put them in a time machine and they make the Maxim Hot 100 list or whatever next to Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett, etc., no problem.

Meanwhile in the past 20 years you have the largest and richest Playmate in history, Anna Nicole Smith. Kim Kardashian, whose fame rests on her being a slut, is very short, but curvier than a bowling ball.

[baudib]

The extent to which "media" or "culture" pressures women to be image-conscious, largely comes from the fashion industry. And guess what, the fashion industry is dominated by women and homosexual men. And the fashion industry deserves to be ripped for it; the things that they do to girls is pretty appalling. Corsets have been around for centuries and have fallen out of fashion, probably because there aren't any fashion models with enough meat to fill a corset. Also, I don't know any guys that were going around raving that Kate Moss was smoking hot.

When there's a rash of dudes telling their 5-foot-9, 130 pound girlfriends that they need to lose 20 pounds, you'll have a case.

[baudib]

For a fun exercise, go back and look at various cultural touchstones like Bond girls or S.I. swimsuit girls over the past 50 years.

Personally, I love the fact that the Bond girls have gotten more exotic (although they generally always had accents) but Ursula Andress is still the standard. Irina Shayk has the exact same measurements as Christie Brinkley and Cheryl Tiegs.

[Micro2Macro]

skinny chicks in fat chick thread? does not compute -_-

[baudib]

heh...sorry for threadjack, carry on.

[wufwugy]

Monroe is still fat in today's media. Just because things are starting to change doesn't mean the 90s didn't bombard us with girls being leaner than Monroe was never happened.

The day the mother on Modern Family gains weight is the day Monroe is no longer fat according to our most mainstream media meme

[baudib]

Again, where the fuck are the mainstream media people saying Marilyn Monroe was fat? The only people who say this are, as Jessica Siegel says, reacting to the "recent cultural bias toward skinnier girls" which has always been a bunch of b.s. Skinny girls have always been in vogue, and women have always been jealous of skinnier girls, and skinny girls have always made derogatory comments about fat girls. (Check out Mena Suvari playing Marilyn Monroe and talking about Liz Taylor's fat arms.)

The only thing that's changed in the past 10, 20, 30 years is people started getting fatter and fat people started to get really defensive about it.

In the 1990s you have two things going on: 1, the anti-glam/anti-big-hair grunge/post-grunge and a "girl-next-door" type in every movie and every magazine cover -- Winona Ryder, Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, the "Friends" cast.

2, Playmates became mainstream. Hefner's always had an obvious personal preference so bleached blondes with big tits started showing up everywhere -- Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Anna Nicole Smith.

Are these women any skinnier than Paulina Porizkova or Christie Brinkley or Cindy Crawford or Heather Locklear? I cannot discern any difference at all.

[wufwugy]

This is considered chubby by the media today, the girls you mentioned were all leaner, and there is no way in hell popular media would dare let any woman show belly the way Marilyn did here

Things are coming around in a very small way with somebody like Christina Hendricks becoming more popular

[rong]

You're right wuf, they're practically identical

[wufwugy]

I mean look at that fuckin elbow fat

The editor of Maxim would be fired if one of its covers didn't have that shopped out

[rong]

In case it wasn't clear, that was posted with a hint of sarcasm.

[JKDS]

Hi, I'm Wufwugy!

[wufwugy]

Of course they're not identical, heavier chick is clearly heavier

[rong]

Lol heavier. Heavier refers to things you lift, fatter is used when referring to things you fuck. You mean fatter chick is clearly fatter.

[wufwugy]

Yes, fatter chick is clearly fatter

I have syllogism for Ms. Dana Rong

Dana hates fat
Boobs are fat
Dana hates boobs

[rong]

Wufwugy gets horny over fat, sumo wrestler are fat, ergo wufwugy spanks to fat oily Japanese men.

[wufwugy]

ur mom is a fat oily japanese man

[rong]

I'm gonna tell my mom on you.

[wufwugy]

fuckin fatass

[JKDS]

Dayum, wheres my harpoon!

[rong]

Jesus Christ, that's one scary beast!

Sure, she could feed a small starving village for 7 to 10 days, but you'd never get the carcass out there as they don't have cranes and if they had enough cattle to work the winch system you'd require they wouldn't be starving.

[boost]

you're stretching here wuf... It's not so much her size, but there are a few subtle things that lead me to believe that she is a 3 at best, and that's probably generous.

[kiwiMark]

Yeah I mean I don't find her size/shape attractive, but it's the tip of the iceberg

[wufwugy]

....it's the tip of the iceberg

this is the new would hit thread

[Renton]

My conscious mind rejects that last picture, but it is triggering a lot of subconscious attraction mechanisms for me, fwiw.

[rong]

If you haven't got laid in a month and a semi naked fat chick bent over gives you wood, it does not mean either that she is attractive or that you generally find fat chicks attractive. Just sayin.

[d0zer]

If you haven't got laid in a month and a semi naked fat chick bent over gives you wood, it does not mean either that she is attractive or that you generally find fat chicks attractive. Just sayin.

dont' forget if you been nailin' the same 'bird' for over a decade!

[kiwiMark]

daaaaanaaaa liiiiikes uggggos daaaaanaaa liiiikes uggggoos

[BennyLaRue]

She's wearing shoes on the bed. Get tha hail out.

[rong]

Nah, fat ain't gonna do it even then.

[wufwugy]

hey look another fatass

[rpm]

cheap and lousy imitation imo. fender or "gtfo"

[wufwugy]

would not strum

[wufwugy]

is wuf serious?

i bet half of you think he is

[kiwiMark]

It's definitely the big question on my mind

[JKDS]

Im scared. Someone hold me

[Renton]

Wow thanks wuf for enlightening me that one really can have too much of a good thing.

[jyms]

It's like shooting pool....with a rope

[rong]

It must be great if you do really fancy girls like that, I bet they are so keen to please and real easy to pick up.

[kiwiMark]

you tell us bud, all it takes is a month without sex apparently

[wufwugy]

bet this chick is too fat for ms. rong

[Jack Sawyer]

One thing of importance though: it doesn't matter how they are now, but down the road you can be 90% sure that they will gain (a lot of) weight. The long term game is the only reason why I would actually mind a girl's extra weight (round mounds) from day 1.

[boost]

One thing of importance though: it doesn't matter how they are now, but down the road you can be 90% sure that they will gain (a lot of) weight. The long term game is the only reason why I would actually mind a girl's extra weight (round mounds) from day 1.

ya, I've been thinking about that a ton myself. Like, the in the moment ideal for me is not an ideal long term play. Not by a long shot.

[Galapogos]

ya, I've been thinking about that a ton myself. Like, the in the moment ideal for me is not an ideal long term play. Not by a long shot.

i see what you did...

[wufwugy]

ya, I've been thinking about that a ton myself. Like, the in the moment ideal for me is not an ideal long term play. Not by a long shot.

here's the solution

care about awesome activities like hiking, swimming, any form of sporting, then find (or pursue with) a chick who is the same

problem solved

people are/get fat because they're sedentary. all other sorts of ailments for this reason too

[Warpe]

lol, "image has been resized"

and never in a million years

[kiwiMark]

HE'S ALIVE

[Jack Sawyer]

Yes!

[BooG690]

Yes!

I would love to hear Dan's opinion on this.

[d0zer]

[a500lbgorilla]

Indeed

[Monty3038]

Indeed

Is she fucking dancing in mayonnaise?

[kiwiMark]

I don't find pinky attractive

[rong]

Don't get me wrong, I wud hit. But I don't find her particularly attractive and find her butt and thighs far too large and wobbly. I'd much prefer the other brunette dancer.

[kiwiMark]

cream filled buns, it looks like from here. Mmmmmmm

[rong]

I bet she ate them afterwards

[kiwiMark]

Fuck it, that one near the front's still fair eatin'