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    Probably not, but that's more plump chick for me.
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    ^^

    You guys go ahead and upper your expectations some more so me and spoon can score higher. plsthx
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    I'm with team Pleasantly Plump.

    btw, that is what I like to call "neat plump." Obv preferred over "sloppy plump."
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    I'm with flomo
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    sidenote: despite not being massive, there is something very Stay Puft about her. Photographer just prob caught her in a strange pose.
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    woah those things want out
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    She's a fucking minger! Even pissed I'd turn that fat Bitch down. Wtf is wrong with you people? Are you that hard up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    sidenote: despite not being massive, there is something very Stay Puft about her. Photographer just prob caught her in a strange pose.
    It's the muscle beneath it all. Very important stuff for sexuality of physiques, and it makes somebody who is fat appear less fat. Put her fat on a girl who doesn't wear much muscle and she'd look awful, but a good chubby physique is often predicated on muscle. The neat plump vs sloppy plump is a good distinction. You could say a good plump appears more "full", which if you think about it, is a usually sought after sexual characteristic
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    She's a fucking minger! Even pissed I'd turn that fat Bitch down. Wtf is wrong with you people? Are you that hard up?
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    Not that good but.....

    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    She's a fucking minger! Even pissed I'd turn that fat Bitch down. Wtf is wrong with you people? Are you that hard up?
    Not this bad. Not that fat either.

    Agree that it's an odd photo.
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    I wouldn't hit it with wufwugy's dick on a 10 foot pole.

    Because that would be weird.
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    she appears to be a genetically normal female, which already puts her at a 10/10 by 'would hit?' standards.

    i'm torn; it's easy to say no on the internet but in reality i probably would. yet another example of where a girl could lose 20 lb. and be much more attractive AND healthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I wouldn't hit it with wufwugy's dick on a 10 foot pole.

    Because that would be weird.
    How did you acquire wuf's dick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    How did you acquire wuf's dick?
    On a 10-foot pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    yet another example of where a girl could lose 20 lb. and be much more attractive AND healthy.
    I laughed at this really hard for some reason.

    I think I imagined Lukie handing out nutritional advice to a long line of slightly out of shape ladies in their skimpies. A very long line. Or maybe I just need some sleep.
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    I'll say it again and again and again. Womanly figures are hot, six packs are not. The girl I've been getting with recently is a girl who used to be seriously slim, but has recently put on a bit of weight in all the right places, and it just makes her look so fucking hot.

    I genuinely believe that the media has a ridiculous impact on what we consider hot and not hot. Look no further than the brutal photoshop butchery victims in the sexy thread. wuf understands this.
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    I agree womanly figures are hot. I'm just not sure how fat/borderline-obese became 'womanly'. The female in the OP would be far more attractive if she lost 15 pounds of fat (in my opinion) and would be healthier as well (absolutely no doubt about this).

    There are underweight women out there too, I don't find them attractive, I just think they are in the minority.
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    note: I'm not saying girl in OP is obese, just talking in general there
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    She's probably just bulking and is about to cut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadstool View Post
    She's probably just bulking and is about to cut.
    Rofl
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    So far everybody in this thread has been right, except for Dana Rong, curiously

    For the most part, she would be more attractive if she was thinner. But the way sexuality works, variety and freshness will sometimes make her physique more attractive than a thin counterpart. Also, there is something about her look in the first place. Maybe some of why we think thinner is so much better is social conditioning, and as somebody who fully understands that thinner is usually hotter, there is just something about a good chubby girl that can be amazingly bonerific

    Most of the time, I'm more attracted to the standard hot just like everybody else, but man some plump women are just super special. And even if they could be arguably hotter if they were thinner, it feels wrong to ruin a good plump

    Also, she's fatter than she looks. Her muscle is making her appear more fit than she is. Regardless, I would find much more enjoyment in banging her than 90% of skinny/hot chicks. Picturesque perfection is often less sexual than expected

    Was browsing chubby porn. Most of it is gross, but some is great, and sometimes there are girls that make me go 'wtf that's not chubby at all'. These girls are simply not anorexic skinny, yet not fat in the slightest, and they're always so much hotter than the standard model look
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    ya, chubby porn is dicey... it sucks cuz theres probably a big market for it, but "obese porn" isn't very aesthetically pleasing to the ear, so obese chicks in porn are intentionally mislabeled, chubby, thick, plump.

    Hell, porn in general is a pretty massive fail. Luckily though it does appear that big fake tits are slowly being replaced by perfectly fine b and c cups and reasonable fakes that don't look cartoonish.
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    I wouldn't beat it to chubby porn with wufwugy's dick on a 10-foot pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I wouldn't beat it to chubby porn with wufwugy's dick on a 10-foot pole.
    sometimes you stumble on some shit that is not sexually appealing, but you just have to click for the luls... sometimes its like a football man.. literally, a big plump football..
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    li...link?
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    If you have fake tits you need to keep yourself at a not low bodyfat. All fake tits are mega fake without fat to mold and naturalize the physique
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    It's actually pretty interesting to have a pic of a girl in a thread who isn't totally hot or totally disgusting but somewhere in the middle, for some debate.

    Having said this, I would NOT hit this. As a general rule I wouldn't hit anyone who has larger arms/thicker girth or just weighed more than me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I wouldn't beat it to chubby porn with wufwugy's dick on a 10-foot pole.
    Good luck finding ass or legs even close to as nice as this in non-chubby porn. That chick is not even chubby in the slightest too. Thinner than your average American, but fatter than the pencil abominations of regular porn

    nsfw pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    I genuinely believe that the media has a ridiculous impact on what we consider hot and not hot. Look no further than the brutal photoshop butchery victims in the sexy thread. wuf understands this.
    Obv this because the fashion industry is largely run by misogynist gay men. This, however, is best filed under "don't get me started".
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Good luck finding ass or legs even close to as nice as this in non-chubby porn. That chick is not even chubby in the slightest too. Thinner than your average American, but fatter than the pencil abominations of regular porn

    nsfw pussy

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    she's got a face like my nan though
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    Not the prettiest face in the world, but if you're looking for excellence in one area, you usually have to sacrifice some in other areas
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Good luck finding ass or legs even close to as nice as this in non-chubby porn. That chick is not even chubby in the slightest too. Thinner than your average American, but fatter than the pencil abominations of regular porn

    nsfw pussy

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    She looks like Ash's nan. Besides, I prefer skinny legs and a nice chin, like Ash's other nan.
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    On the whole that body shape is fine by me, but it really looks like she's waddling which is strange because she doesn't seem so big she needs to. So either she's bigger than it first seems, or its a really bad shot or something.

    That said, I find a lot of the skinnier "hot" women unappealing. Skin and bone just doesn't do it for me.
    Last edited by bjsaust; 05-23-2011 at 08:13 PM.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Homey she aint waddling. If she was, based on that photo, her gait would be like a 400 pound woman or some shit
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    Dunno, maybe its the way she's holding her arms out to the side, like she needs balance or something.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster View Post
    Obv this because the fashion industry is largely run by misogynist gay men. This, however, is best filed under "don't get me started".
    Pretty much this-- if there is any place where 'too skinny for their own good' is common it's probably the fashion industry. Then again I don't pay attention to it a whole lot, so I'm going on some preconceived notions here.

    Ostensibly related would be bikini/victoria's secret types but they tend to have some curves and be at a healthier weight (again with the preconceived notions..). I think we can mostly all agree that a most good lingerie models are extremely hot.

    On that note I think that is where the happy medium-- If the vast majority of men think a particular woman or body type is hot, it's probably a good and healthy weight. When you have a non-trivial amount of reasonable people saying 'that bitch is too fat/disgusting' or 'she looks like a fucking underweight teenage boy with fake tits', she is probably not in that optimum range.

    Clearly, personal preference plays a big role here but thinking about it in ranges I think mitigates a lot of that. Or maybe it's one of those things that sounded good in my head but when I wrote it... not so much.
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    I'm not wrong. It's a matter of taste. If I haven't got laid in 6 months then sure I'd hit it. But I've always been good at getting hotish girls. I do not find het attractive. I mean Jesus fucking Christ look at her thighs! My fav part of a girls body are butt thighs and tummy. I couldn't get wood looking at this girls thighs, I'd have to think of something else. She's a troll. If I saw her in a bar I wouldn't look twice. Just see the thighs, look away and hope she doesn't try and speak to me.
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    If it comes without me having to do the effort of seducing her then sure, otherwise hm maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    I'm not wrong. It's a matter of taste. If I haven't got laid in 6 months then sure I'd hit it. But I've always been good at getting hotish girls. I do not find het attractive. I mean Jesus fucking Christ look at her thighs! My fav part of a girls body are butt thighs and tummy. I couldn't get wood looking at this girls thighs, I'd have to think of something else. She's a troll. If I saw her in a bar I wouldn't look twice. Just see the thighs, look away and hope she doesn't try and speak to me.
    Your ideal in the thigh/ass spectrum is clearly way different than mine.
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    Is she nice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Is she nice?
    I think she looks like a very nice young woman who I'd gladly get into a debate with.

    I am the master debater though, so she'd be better be ready.
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